lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 2hWhere is Jim Jordan, and the weaponization subcommittee, when you need them!? 010
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Well, he should pay it all back, what with all the billions in new cryptocurrency the President's family has acquired! 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One thing is certain, the Trump Organization will be completely forthcoming, and transparent, as they work with authorities to improve their cyber compliance, and give restitution to the victims of this terrible crime. JK! Lol! 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"voting in America is corrupt", says the guy who won two elections! 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Who knew Brazil and India were different countries?! 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He doesn't think it's a typo. The Unites States! 001
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Other than, "unhappy", "ranting and raving like a lunatic", "sick, treasonous, and demented", how is this 'projection'? 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026He will support unification, or denounce unification, depending on who buys Trump cryptocurrency! 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Trump: "I have a great relationship with AI people. They buy a LOT of Trump coin!" 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Maybe they didn't purchase enough Trump cryptocurrency! 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026We went from George Washington never told a lie, to Donald Trump never told the truth! 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Everyone knows, Trump always comes through with his promises. LOL! 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Those fiscally conservative Republicans are at it again! 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Can someone tell me which school districts do these transitions? Asking for a friend. 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Billionaire donors be like: "we need more money in politics!" 010
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Unnamed contacts within the White House have told me that 5 of the Supreme Court Justices received millions in Trump cryptocurrency in the last few days. 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Not the worst smelling thing in NYC! 220
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026What about Biden?! Just kidding, I thought this was Twitter! 010
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It's so easy to tell when DJT is lying. It's when he's talking! They say George Washington never told a lie. The current president never told the truth! 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Luckily for Dr. Fauci, contempt of Congress doesn't mean anything at all anymore. Ever since the GOP stopped respecting its authority. 010
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026This is really bad for the Trump family, who were about to purchase FIFA shares at extremely low prices, before public trading began! 030
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Does anyone really care that much about Mount Rushmore? Asking for a friend. 110
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026GOP=Power at all costs. Power over principle. It is a survival mechanism at this point. If they lose power, they will have to face charges for their crimes, and won't get to buy pardons. 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026One thing is for certain, if Trump says something, it is a lie! 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It's funny how he says, "in this case, ME", as if he would feel the same way if Iran threatened Obama or Biden! 030
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Ground turkey=$5 Macaroni=$2 Tomato Soup=$2 Dinner for four=$9 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Trump: "That's a hell of a football association you got there. It would be a shame if something bad was to happen to it"! 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Michelle Obama still lives in his head, rent free, after 10 years. Love her! 031
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The tarmac? Have you heard of Pam Bondi? 050
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I thought you were going to say, "an actor in a costume"! 010
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 24/05/2026After the photographer left, the champagne and caviar came out. 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 18/05/2026By 'lowlife', he meant disloyal. 010
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Well, at least the seashells weren't arranged to spell: "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again"! 0351
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 28/04/2026If he didn't want to be picked up by the Gestapo, maybe he shouldn't have rearranged those seashells! 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Anyone in his cabinet, and anyone in his family, would be able to pay for the ballroom. Give a little bit! 040
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Is she unable to change the channel on her TV? Funny how going on TV every night is somehow 'hiding behind ABC'! Who believes this junk? 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Trump to Jeanine Pirro tonight: "you're fired!"! 010
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026He doesn't know what a Democrat is, apparently! 000
lukeflyswatter.bsky.social @lukeflyswatter.bsky.social · 22/04/2026In other words, he will abuse his executive power to grant favors to those who do his bidding. 010
