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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My wife hates when I sleep with other women, but she sure does love the stuff I steal from them!

Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Would have been cool if the made a Knight Rider Battlestar Galactica crossover episode that explained how Cylon technology was integrated into KITT.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I’m so confused. Are we or are we not allowed to drive on the reflecting pool?

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Tired of these pro-trump ads from TeePublic. Add them to the list of companies to avoid.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

In honor of RFK Jr. clearing the way for minors to use tanning beds.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

In case our country starts committing genocide, I didn’t want my last post to be the one before it starts. I guess this will be my last post before it all starts. Astonished we are going to let a madman do whatever he wants.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I am convinced airport gate agents who are near each other purposely make their announcements at the same time.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Accountants and lawyers walk around in cowboy hats expected to be taken seriously, but when I wear my sailor suit everyone laughs at me. Now I know why Donald Duck is always in a bad mood.

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Nick Dunkenstein @blunder-busted.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

I've been told this one is not funny.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

The summer smiles, The summer knows And unashamed She picks her nose

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

History books always omit that before Burr and Hamilton decided on pistols they tried resolving their differences with a tickle fight.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

I haven’t seen the new Superman movie, but I feel dogs with super powers are extremely dangerous. Has the comic world addressed this?

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Oh my… I’m feeling very sedatious.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I’ve been told my choice to not have a resource devouring child is selfish.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

AI is good at imitating a jellyfish, but how well can it do a human?

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Senator Murkowski's head appears to be sinking into her body. Must be trying to fill the space where her soul was.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

This observation might be 47 years late, but the original art for the Kate Bush album The Kick Inside is way better than the alternative artwork. Guess they felt they needed a good looking woman on the cover in order to sell it. What a shame.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Large kiosk crashed at JFK. Decided to do a little “good trouble” and change it to the first “no kings” image I could find.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Over 50 years ago some doctor cut off part of my penis without my consent. Amazed they are still doing it to babies to this day.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

It's so embarrassing to poop your pants in public.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

I’ve been told some people think it's kind of a jerk move when I make a dude dig his own grave.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

In the mighty jungle the lion does NOT sleep tonight because lions DON'T LIVE IN THE JUNGLE. Where are we as a society when we can't trust the accuracy of old pop songs?

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Guess no federal job for me because I want it on the record that trump can go fuck himself.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

I sometimes wonder if some homeless people simply lost their phone and wallet and didn't have any numbers memorized, so they just didn't know what to do.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

I’m pretty stupid, but unfortunately just short of being stupid enough to enjoy what’s going on in this country. My cousins in the other hand…

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

My neighbor has on his truck the red white and blue Punisher skull sticker sporting trump hair next to his thin blue line sticker. I’m supposed to be friendly to my neighbor? Fuck him.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Ok billionaires… Fight! Preferably to the death.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Seems everywhere you go these days a ninja pops out of nowhere and wants to fight. It gets exhausting.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Does Hagrid ever walk that poor three headed dog? Where does it shit? I have questions.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

I'd like to find a quiet place to live where the people are kind and the crime rate is low. Then I'd steal stuff.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

I can't imagine anything more horrible than witnessing your child being devoured by rats. That's why I am giving a FULL refund to the family at my Airbnb.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

A quote from somebody on another social platform inspired me to create this.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Hey ladies, how long should a guy let his toenails grow out of the end of his shoe before it’s unattractive?

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

First chip was stale... Better try another in case it was a fluke. Second chip was stale... Better try another. Turns out none of these chips in the couch cushions were fresh!

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Great minds think alike, unfortunately, and probably more often, so do stupid minds.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Anybody know if the 4-year old with cancer we deported had one of those "MS-13" tattoos on his knuckle?

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Why did they make lead paint taste so good? Can’t eat just one chip.

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Troy Lukkarila @lukalips.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Turns out that wonderful sleep I had last night was all just a dream.

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