Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 12/09/2026How do you get mad at me because I don’t wanna talk on the phone after 10! Then you’re talking about falling asleep on the phone? Ma’am I’m 35…we’re not in high school anymore!! 010
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Jeremiah Smith (OHIO STATE) 🔥🔥 Dude tuff! 💪🏾 020
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 05/09/2026College football ✅ Turkey necks/neck bones, corn, sausage, and potatoes boil✅ Drank ✅ That’s a good Saturday 000
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Dislike the smell of bleach, but it’s a MUST in my dish water 000
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I was thinking..why fold clothes, just to unfold them when you’re about to put them on?🤣🤣🤣 000
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 30/08/2026PLEASE STOP COMING INTO PUBLIC PLACES WITH YOUR PHONE ON SPEAKERPHONE!! Especially small locations where everyone can hear your conversation! 010
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m on that Remy now and I feel the same 😈 010
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Now why would Door Dash assign a person with an E-Bike to deliver my food?!? The ETA keeps going up every minute! Food was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago..😒😒 100
Reposted by Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨🍁Bayou Baddie.✨ @bangabee.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026Good morning & God bless. 💕🙏🏽 121
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dawg..Mojo Brooks stand up hilarious. Interaction with the crowd is 🔥🔥🔥 000
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Chicken, steak, potatoes, corn, and broccoli foil packs tonight 🤤 000
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Another banger music.apple.com/us/album/the...music.apple.comThese Are the Times by Dru Hill on Apple MusicSong · 1996 · Duration 4:08 000
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Drink #1 - Tequila (Reposado), Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice, and a splash of grenadine 🍹 000
Reposted by Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨LONAWEEN 🎃👻 @lonababy.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026Picking and choosing when you want to deal with me is the quickest way to make me stop dealing with you altogether. 063
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Gotta enjoy my day..back to work tomorrow 😒 000
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Just put a Walmart order in for ingredients for Rotel Chicken Spaghetti 🥘 + a fifth of Crown Peach 🥃+ a fifth of D’ussé 🥃 000
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Don’t ask for my number if you’re a slow responder.. 000
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Mid August and it’s still hitting 100+ degrees in Louisiana 🔥🥵 000
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 18/08/2026One more work day and then H-Town for a few days 010
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 17/08/2026First day back at work in almost 3 weeks, and I’m like “F this job!” 🤣🤣 020
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 16/08/2026About to whip up some drinks and enjoy this good ol Sunday 000
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Barbers… Why set appointments and when someone arrives for their appointment…yall 30-45 mins behind? 000
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 15/08/2026This older woman I was conversing with had the nerve to get upset with me, because in almost every serious conversation, she would start a statement with “well my ex husband…” I understand her ex husband isn’t alive anymore, but ma’am… You need to heal before trying to talk to me. 000
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My shit! music.apple.com/us/album/bab...music.apple.comBaby Hold On to Me (feat. Eddie Levert) by Gerald Levert on Apple MusicSong · 1991 · Duration 5:45 001
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Forensic Files stay on my tv 65% of the time when I’m watching tv 000
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Added two shots of Everclear to the daiquiri shop’s strongest daiquiri 😈 100
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Once I’m in the house, I dread going back out! Especially in this Louisiana heat 😩 000
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 13/08/2026static.klipy.comMan Says 'I Need That' MemeALT: Man Says 'I Need That' Meme 110
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Inspector Gadget Garfield and Friends The Jetsons 000
Luke Slywalker ⚡️🚙💨 @luk3slywalk3r.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Kids giving the bus driver the blues 🤣🤣🤣 But nah fr tho..an hour late?!? 120