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@luislmb.bsky.social
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I am a writer. I write things.

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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Fuck the Oxford comma.
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
If you drink copious amounts of coffee, have piles of unread books scattered around your house, and unwind by watching underground trash cinema, I see you
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The thrill of it all. #selfpublish #writer #booksky #readersky #books
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Writing a book is just like reading a book, except the book hates you
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
#selfpublish #writer #booksky #readersky #books
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Blast off with Colt Corrigan in this thrilling space opera trilogy! The rogue hero battles cosmic foes and unravels galactic conspiracies. Packed with action and wit, it’s a wild ride through the stars. Dive into the adventure now! #booksky #SciFiReads #books
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I have been told several times over the years that I am the Ed Wood of writers. I proudly wear that moniker like a badge of honor. #writer #booksky #readersky #books
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a man is sitting in front of a camera in a room .
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I've been accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
it's the concept of putting wheels on a cross to bear…
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
To my fellow authors, you ARE my competition. You are the radioactive fallout to my inspiration. You are the cancerous leech sucking at my imagination. My necromantic malignance. I propose we fight to the death at midnight in the park by my house. Wear something black. And tight.
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
That's a whole lot of "un's"
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Drawn from the author's personal journals, Tijuana Bebop isn’t a novel but a fever-dream travelogue through the hellscape of early-1990s Tijuana. A fractured symphony where addiction, sex, and despair collide with surreal flashes of dark poetry. #booksky #readersky #books #booksky #drama #fiction
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
A recounting of William S. Burroughs’ Mexico City years, tracing the chaotic aftermath of his wife Joan Vollmer’s tragic death by his hand. This true story unveils the dark heart of a literary legend’s making, steeped in guilt, exile, and the Beat Generation’s raw pulse. #booksky #readersky #books
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Gritty yet darkly humorous, the novel follows two friends as they navigate addiction, homelessness, and hollow romance, bound by the one thing that endures: friendship. Of Men and Maggots is a testament to survival, connection, and the beauty found in life’s wreckage. #queerwriters #booksky
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
If you followed me know that I don't improve over time
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Therapy isn’t enough; I need an expense account
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
*having an out of body experience* omg, please tell me i don’t look like that
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Don't mean to brag, but royalties just dropped. We's havin' meat for dinner tonight!
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a woman in a red sweater is standing next to a man and making a funny face .
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Thank you. Kind of you to say
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline, idk yet.
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I'm a socially awkward person, people feel awkward when I socialise
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Hey, what’re you working on? I’m reworking a novel I wrote in a rage ten years back. Just cut 157 pages—brutal but needed. Writing’s tough, you know? Still, I locked in a great cover idea. It’s a dramatic take on William Burroughs and his wife’s tragic death in Mexico. #booksky #writing #books
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Sometimes, life's a bitch. #booksky #drama #fiction #books
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Thank you so much for your enthusiasm! It took five years of heart and soul to craft this story—it’s an exhilarating adventure that blends the retro charm of Buck Rogers serials, the bold spirit of 1970s Heavy Metal magazine, and a dash of cheesy Kung Fu movie flair. I hope you enjoy the ride!
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
From Venus's ruins to the sky-cities of Titan to the capital city of Mars, Colt Corrigan blazes through with a hot blaster and a dark past. Caught between evil interplanetary warlords and seductive spies, he learns saving the solar system is easier than saving his soul. #booksky #SciFiReads #books
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
When tyrants rise and worlds fall, only one man—Colt Corrigan, outlaw ace with a bad attitude—shoots first and never asks. This is pulp adventure with brass knuckles, burning engines, and a mission that could scorch the stars. One man. One mission. All of space to burn. #booksky #SciFiReads #books
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I’m always suspicious of people who look well-rested.
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I was once told I was the "Ed Wood" of writers and I wear that description as a badge of honor. #writer #books #booksky
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
This is the real groundhog
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
It costs $70 to go outside
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
He's a 10, but he says 'Orwellian' when it's clearly 'Kafkaesque".
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
My one wish? That my readers, drifting through my prose, occasionally look up to their invisible camera and mutter, ‘Holy Moley…’ in soft, stunned wonder. #booksky #books #readers
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
You think that's weird? You should check out this: #booksky #writing #books a.co/d/grGSKNi
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
In lieu of the current political climate here in the States, I was all for relocating to Phnom Penh, Cambodia - a decade-long dream. I had the money. I had the drive. Today was the day I planned on purchasing a one-way ticket. I bought an Xbox series X instead....
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I used to be young and carefree, and now I talk about putting my laundry away
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
this isn’t killing me or making me stronger but a secret third thing
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I don't think any of you understand what "literally" means.
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Describe a Star Trek episode poorly but accurately. Buttheads throw the captain in a cage, points at girl cowering in the corner, "Bang her!!"
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I can’t sleep without my soothing noises *turns on serial killer documentary* that’s better
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I gave it descriptions of the hero and the princess. Not sure why it kept gender swapping on me. Not that there is anything wrong with that; the entire series is homo-centric. I'm not using any of the images. They are horrible.
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I may change the cover. I am editing a book I wrote a few years ago. Should I jump on the bandwagon and design an Ai assisted cover? Ugh. This art is Public Domain, but has been used recently by other space opera enthusiasts.... #booksky #books
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
If your post gets 0 likes that means you have discovered an entirely new frontier of human thought.
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
"The Blood Splattered Princess" is just one of an analogy of space opera stories compiled in the novel "Interplanetary Outlaws". It's a chaotic blend of Buck Rogers 1930s space opera with the weirdness of mid-70s Heavy Metal magazine and the outrageous violence and dialogue of a Tarantino movie.
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I am having such a good time writing the latest Colt Corrigan adventure, "The Blood Splattered Princess". Colt was patterned visually after the unused Luke Skywalker concept from artist Ralph McQuarrie and his snarky persona was patterned after Jack Burton from "Big Trouble In Little China."
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I hate when things don't go my way...
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LMB @luislmb.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I'm finally off to my final destination! Peace out, America, you dumpster fire!
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