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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Seriously USA. At the moment you need to go fuck yourselves. Happy Friday everyone

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Yay! Makes me so happy. Long may it stay that way!

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Trump is a cunt. Happy Friday everyone.

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Trump is a sexist cunt. Happy Friday everyone

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Go home. You’re drunk! Laughing my arse off. What’s wrong with these people. lol.

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Ha ha Farage is a cunt. Happy Thursday all

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Trump is a cunt. Happy Wednesday everyone

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Excellent. Happy Friday everyone. X

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Trump is an immature cunt. Happy Thursday. X

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Ha ha ha ha. Farage is a moron. Happy Saturday. X

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Checkmate, Nige.

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

So excited! Going to Spain tomorrow to experience the total solar eclipse on Wednesday. Whoop!

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Met some puppies yesterday. Managed not to steal them:)

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

My band played the ruins of Pompeii this weekend. Hope you weekend was as much fun as mine.

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Yay Spain! Now boo trump and my day is complete:)

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

After a great football match for England, this is even better news! The Tates are cunts. Happy Saturday.

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Stop ‘americanising’ our FOOTBALL (not soccer). And also fuck off with your hydration breaks and half time shows.

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Jesse waters is a cunt. Happy Friday. X

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Jay Clayton is a cunt. Happy Wednesday. X

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I’ve never been good at staying up late! 5.30am to watch football has hurt today so I’m off for an afternoon snooze….zzzzzz

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Trump is a cunt. Happy Tuesday everyone.

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Have Americans learnt that it’s called football and not soccer yet?

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Brexshite is a cunt. Happy 10th anniversary.

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I’m so fucking angry right now.

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Ah. You Americans and your damn guns.

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Oh so true! Trump is a cunt. Happy Sunday everyone

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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I see that the Southampton rioters are once again proving to be the kind of decent, law-abiding, women-defending, pleasant stout yeomen of the shire we should be paying attention to.

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Truth. Trump is a cunt. Happy Tuesday everyone.

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God @thegodshow.com · 07/06/2026

Thou shalt boo the ever loving fuck out of Donald Trump when he shows up to the Knicks game in NYC. Boo him so hard he leaves immediately.

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Farage is a cunt. And if you vote for him then you probably are too. Happy Friday. X

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Farage is a cunt. Happy Thursday

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Trump is a cunt. Happy Thursday. X

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

FFS!!!!!!! The USA really has gone to hell.

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I deleted my post that kind of went viral as it brought out all the crazy people and life is too short for that!

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

My wonderful niece just did the London Marathon in 3 hours 31 minutes. This billboard made her laugh:)

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Couldn’t be happier. Big game hunters are cunts. Happy Saturday. X

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

It might not mean much to you, but my magnolia bush that I planted five years ago, is just about to bloom for the first time! Cue extreme soon in on my camera!

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Farage is a cunt. Happy Saturday. X

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Lucy Jordache @lucyjordache.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Last time I bought a new car was two weeks before the pandemic hit. My new one was purchased on February 28th and the world has gone to shit again. Sorry!

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