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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 12h

I mean look at them.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Get yourself a guy who looks at you the way Ryan Gosling and his cardigan look at Sandra Huller.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Current odds on Ladbrokes.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Anyway, this is still my immediate mental association with the word ‘lanyard’.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Utterly sick of this shit. Yes, schools fucking were closed to the majority of kids. It almost broke me and my child (and literally killed several kids locked up with their abusers). Can we please not now pretend it didn’t happen for the sake of making whatever political point you think this is?

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

From the BMJ summary of the Covid Inquiry report.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

This is going to bypass north London completely isn’t it

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Temperature inside my house as of 7.30 this morning. This is fucking intolerable and anyone claiming ‘it’s just summer!!’ can fuck off.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

This will be fucking intolerable in London and anyone who claims to enjoy it is nuts.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Very much enjoyed this centrist dad conference

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

If anyone needs me I’ll be with my GIF of Ryan Gosling in glasses and a cardigan.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Not even pretending anymore.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS PATTER

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Anyway, this will forever be what I think of when I hear the word lanyard.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

This might make more sense if the grammar system genuinely rewarded the brightest regardless of background. It doesn’t, as the wealthy tutor their kids from year 1-2 onwards, at a cost of many thousand of pounds, to ensure they pass. It’s a measure of privilege, not innate intelligence.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Childless adults stop opining on kids’ access to social media challenge

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Should ‘young people’ (which let’s not forget includes under-13s, not just teenagers) have the autonomy to destroy their attention spans and be fed a diet of toxic misinformation? Clearly we also need youth clubs etc but they are the solution to a different problem.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

There speaks a man who has no interest in fiction by women. Off the top of my head: Sarah Moss, Claire Kilroy, Margaret Drabble, Rachel Cusk, Holly Bourne, Jessica Stanley, Ashley Audrain, Milly Johnson, Maggie O’Farrell... Presumably they have escaped his Manly Notice.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Fuck the whole grubby lot of them.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Social media being toxic for adults as well is not a reason not to regulate it for kids.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Surely all over for Trump now he’s lost the ‘catbongos’ subreddit

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

“How can I hate women? My mum’s one.”

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I see what you did there, Independent. www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Absolutely spot-on. It was clear at the time that the Johnson boys’ club was completely failing to consider the impact of its policies on women and children (which nearly broke some of us).

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

We are all agreed this is bad, though, right?

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Actual footage of Kemi and Katie running the NHS themselves after deporting all the foreign-born nurses on less than £38k.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

There ain’t no episodes after Season 8, and there never were.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I hated that book. openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I keep being reminded of this poem. Can’t think why.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Another day in the crime-ridden ethnic-tension-filled hellhole that is London.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

This would definitely be my Drag Queen name.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Heartbreaking to have this and not be able to play it anywhere.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Excellent piece which includes this wonderful anecdote.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

This is neither normal nor tolerable.

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

I mean they may not be ‘the’ theme, but they are undeniably ‘a’ theme. Is she not aware of the basic concepts of literary theory? (Of course she is; this is entirely performative).

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Well that was completely life-affirming. #Pulp

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Lucy @lucyd1089.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Me! (Not that you have any idea who I am)

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