Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thirty days till Halloween, Halloween, Halloween! Thirty days till Halloween, Halloween, Halloween! Thirty days till Halloween, Silver Shamrock! 021
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 30/09/2026New Isekai idea! Protag is hit by a truck and wakes up in a world.. utterly indistinguishable from his own. SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKERS! It's a slice of life anime! GET FUCKED! 110
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's wild how the prequels dropped the ball twice on the droids as bad guys. A) don't make them sapient so killing them is moral. B) don't kill them. Just dismember them and leave a lot of basically unharmed enemy captives.. 010
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 11/09/2026 It's interesting how often that the main request of family of a victim is that we do what we can to make sure no one else has to suffer like them. Not justice. Not revenge. But to protect the vulnerable. And how often those in power offer anything but that. 000
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 11/09/2026LRT, I would quote post but they rightfully limited who can interact with it, this is depressingly like "The MCU would be horrible to live in ACTUALLY" shit because it's taking a depressingly normalized situation and being like "B-but what if it happened to WHITE people?!" 000
Reposted by LucithanaZane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The thing about 9/11 is that we were told to never forget this awful tragedy that killed innocent people in a horrifying manner and then our government used it to justify a campaign of death abroad and I'm sorry but I'm not gonna be reverent about mass civilian death because it happened to us once. 125247
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Man, it's a good thing our government isn't in charge of our medicine, or we'd be facing constant shortages where needed medication is constantly delayed as opposed to the current system where.. *Checks her notes* ..fuck. 0255
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Anyone else think about the fact that wasn't some gender swap chemical in Gremlins 2, but clearly some kind of force fem drug? Gremlins clearly breed asexually, so it wasn't just a sex flip, it enforced an actual female gender on that gremlin. 010
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A man rich enough to never need to work again, working as a detective with allies including an athletic redheaded woman, a female glasses wearing information analyst, an athletic and charismatic young man, and a shockingly intelligent dog. Why does this describe both Batman AND Shaggy? 2224
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 19/08/2026 Something I am happy to spread now that I have multiple sources for it. Scarecrows were once called hobidy-boobies. I think we all know why I badly need this information to make it into the DC writer's pen. 020
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I still contend if this WAS all true and she didn't break his fucking dick off, she's into being cucked, my dude. 1114
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I just figured out a way that conservatives can make sure no trans women steal any college scholarships ever again! Make college free for everyone! BOOM! Problem solved! 040
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 22/07/2026It is fine when I google "Argle bargle" and Google says "Did you mean Arin Bargle?", that is fine. I have feet of clay as all men do. When I google "Argle bargle" and Google ONLY gives me results about Arin Bargle, I want to wring it's digital throat. No Google, I'm looking up weird shit! 042
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 14/07/2026New rule! If you write about Loki, you need to read at least three myths about them or I get to stab you. 010
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 09/07/2026God, it's always so weird when someone complains about something and you want to point out their inaccuracies, but you don't want to defend the thing, just make sure they're shitting on it correctly. 010
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Man, I hate seeing shit in dystopian fiction and the author goes "This is a sign it's a dystopia!" and like.. no, man? It's a dystopia because the society sucks, not because of that objectively cool thing." 010
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I'm going to have an orange! Who's gonna stop me? The cops? ..Oh shit, how are they here already? They have so many guns! Oh god, oh fuck! 040
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Communist vs. Capitalist chess. One side gets all paws, the others all special pieces. When a pawn takes a piece, all pawns get it's abilities, when a capitalist piece takes ANOTHER capitalist piece, it gains it's powers. Cap king takes cap rook, it can move as king and rook, for example. 010
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 08/06/2026It's weird when you see a really neat idea fleshed out by someone with terminal D&D brain. Like, I know of a setting idea that upon reflection is "What if Doki Doki Literature Club, but you get to kill the NPCs yourself?". And it's like.. pitched as an action adventure thing. Because D&D brain. 030
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 07/06/2026From what I understand of lesbians, they date like women from romance comics and superhero comics from the Golden Age, where becoming engaged after one or two dates is entirely normal. I assume this is because all lesbians have super powers and are too cool for that 90s gritty bullshit. 030
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 21/05/2026So, I'm just tossing this in the aether to get it out of my head, but.. Gameoverse is totally inspired by ReBoot, right? 030
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 21/05/2026"Could someone explain an orgy to me?" Me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyrD...youtube.comThe Emperors New Groove: Oh Yeah It's All Coming TogetherYouTube video by Showment 0112
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I just had one of those "God damn it, language." moments. I told my boyfriend I'm familiar with game theory then instantly went "Not Game theory, game theory, the military one." and realized game theory means too damned many related things. Anyway, someone fix the concept of language, please. 120
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I am jealous of Fred Perry for many reasons, but one of them is he decided to just CRAM Gold Digger with expies of stuff he likes and seems to not only have zero guilt about it, but does it so well I'm absolutely sure there are some I didn't recognize. 020
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 13/05/2026First season Agents of SHIELD spoilers. I will NEVER fucking forgive that show for making the revelation about what happen to Colson so.. BORING! Wow.. guys, it was.. SURGERY! They saved his life with alien surgery! Like.. wow, life saving surgery?! What a bizarre twist worth all the build up! 2172
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Where did the cyberpunk catgirl come from? NYAN-Tokyo! *You have lost a follower* *You have lost a follower* *You have lost a follower* *You have lost a follower* *You have lost a follower* *You have lost a follower* *You have lost a follower* *You have lost a follower* *You have lost a follower* 3269
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Biblically accurate angel "Fear not-" Mosterfucker "More like lust not." BAA "..what the fuck is wrong with you people?" 020
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Question one. Why am I getting ads on Youtube for fucking missiles? Question two. Why is ANYONE getting fucking ads on Youtube for fucking missiles?! 020
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 17/04/2026If I peep on Miyamoto Musashi during an iconic swordfight, does that make me a Spied Oared Man? 010
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Do you ever wonder how much "Boys won't like this media starring women" stuff is "This might raise boys to see women as people and we're evil so we hate that"? 010
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I would just like to remind everyone we have already reached the peak of Star Wars media with Kinect Star Wars, which included not only the song "I'm Han Solo" but included at least one and possibly multiple scenes of Sheevo throwing dat ass back. 0208
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I have this weird issue with subtitled anime where the pronunciation is all so bad it ALMOST doesn't sound like they're speaking english at all! 020
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Remember kids, if you sled in the Olympics, even if you're a winner, you're still a luger. 010
Reposted by LucithanaAmbris @ambris.bsky.social · 11/03/2026The love of my life needs some serious financial help. If anyone can donate anything, please help 🙏 06148
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I'm going to be the oldest man ever, but I remember in D&D when magic items weren't required for game balance and so could afford to be fun and/or dumb without ruining someone's character.... 030
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Tip for aspiring game designers! If you ask yourself "Is this overpowered?" the answer is always yes, because you're giving it to the players, and since they AND YOU want them to win, they're going to abuse it. This is true of all things and it's great because giving players agency is good! 030
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Fun fact! Did you know if someone took all your DNA, uncoiled it, and laid it down end to end you'd be fucking dead? 1245
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I just realized the biggest, dumbest plothole in Incredibles, making metas illegal, didn't have to happen? Just have Bob retire and want to return to heroing and hide it from his wife. Like.. nothing I can think of in the plot hinges on heroes being retired.. 030
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 19/02/2026There is a difference between pedophiles and ephebophiles. There is also a difference between spree killers and serial killers. And it super fucking matters.. to their therapists. 020
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Muppet Watchmen. Kermit is Night Owl, Piggy is Silk Specter, Gonzo is Dr. M, but my main casting requirement is Fozzy be Ozymandias so he can be Fozzymandias. 030
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 16/02/2026The vampire hunting group was finally convinced their name Fang Bangers was inappropriate and so they changed it. They changed it to Coffin Bangers, but they ARE trying! 020
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Just listen to someone read a thread from a D&D forum and it's "nice" to know the spirit of old school D&D is still alive. Clarification: It's not nice at all and makes me think of shit I don't want to randomly spring on people. 020
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Random thing I was just reminded pisses me off. The amoral "A living being has the same amount of atoms as a dead one" that is probably most famous from Watchmen is OBJECTIVELY WRONG!! Even the most harmless method of death alters the physical being and the lack of regeneration alters it more!! 0232
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 22/01/2026But seriously, why does Eternia look like Sakaar from Thor: Ragnarok instead of.. you know.. Eternia? 020
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Also about the new He-Man trailer, how does it stink of the fucking MCU and yet is still more willing to embrace the "silly" things in a genuine way than almost anything the MCU has ever done? 050
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I've got a couple quick posts about the new Masters of the Universe trailer, so.. sorry. First of all, it's a reverse Masters of the Universe! If they don't at least lampshade Gwildor I'll be.. disappointed, I guess? 020
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Right Wingers: If we freeze rent too much, no one will want to be a landlord anymore! 05816
Lucithana @lucuthana.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Ozzy the Bear "But Kermit.. I already told you the punchline.. 35 minutes ago.." 010
