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Lucky Yates

@luckyyates.bsky.social
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Thankful to see the day Atomic Wasps became a reality. 🙏⚛️🦟 apnews.com/article/radi...
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Radioactive wasp nest found at site where US once made nuclear bombs
Workers at a South Carolina site that once made nuclear bomb parts have found a radioactive wasp nest. Officials say there's no danger to anyone.
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I fought the nazis back in WW2 and I’ll do it again let’s go
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Looks like Hulk Hogan had a copy of the Epstein files
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Can we hurry this up and get to the revolution part already?
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hot dogs are always the right move
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
“It’s CYBERIN’ time!”
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Remember the pee-tape from 2016? I’ll bet it’s in the Epstein files.
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Surely Big Balls has a copy of those files
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The Colbert Report needs to return with a fury 🔥🤘🔥
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I have also never wrote a picture in my life. I’ve drawn many of them, tho.
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
It sure would be cool if somebody did something about that guy
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I ❤️Superman #superman
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
💖👑💖
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
It’s never too late to turn the ship around 🇺🇸🤘🇺🇸 #voteluckyyates #voteoften
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Independence from tyranny is what July 4 is all about, yo 🇺🇸
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Nathan went from being the best person to play Hal Jordan to the PERFECT person to play Guy Gardner. Go Green Lanterns!10/10
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Who is she?
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I’m telling you dude, let’s move to The Netherlands
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
It’s a long road to November, kids. Keep yourselves in check. 🔥🤘🔥
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I can’t wait until NYC elects a nice person as mayor so all of my problems in Atlanta will go away!
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Oh no not Big Balls!
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
You gotta admit- that was a pretty hilarious f*bomb for a president to drop on live tv
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Watch Duck Soup and see how things never change
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
“I make-a da movies, I find-a da locations, whattayagonnadoaboutit?” -You
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
And also Sweethaven from Altman’s Popeye
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The Left doesn’t need a Joe Rogan or a young Bernie, the Left needs a Batman
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Excited to hear about the upcoming record profits of Shell Oil!
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
youtu.be/Vcc3kdxbLYI?...
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Sometimes You Bomb Iran
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
She is my favorite
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Same goes with “assless chaps”. Chaps don’t come with a backside, those are called pants.
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Please- for the love of all that is holy- don’t say “in the morning” if you also include “am” after giving a time. “6am in the morning” is redundant and makes you sound like a rube. It’s “6am” OR “6 in the morning”, pick a goddamned lane. 🫶
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I needed a hatchet anyway but it was a good thing to have in case the toilet repair went awry
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Correct
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Kobalt from Lowe’s, 1.5 lb
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Today I bought a hatchet and fixed my toilet, ask me anything 💪🪓🚽
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
If the wife comes gunning for you just tell her to yell at me instead
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
We’re old and have savings, live it up, my dude
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I’m old enough to remember when Space X was good
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Life before social media was the most fun
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
My dad was the greatest and most beloved man who ever lived and I spend each day trying to be 1/10th of the man he was. Miss you, Pop. Happy Father’s Day. ❤️❤️❤️
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Moon Soldier vs Sailor Moon pay-per-view coming soon!
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Quick, while they’re occupied- let’s TP Mar-a-lago!
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I’m a big fan of “fuck yeah”, which (I believe) I stole from stoners and surfers
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
🔥🔥🔥
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
QUIZ- Where is Elon right now? A) China B) Russia C) North Korea D) Ivanka’s House
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Mr. Iguana! 🤘🦎🤘
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Kinda weird how Elon just disappeared, huh? 👀
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Shoulda gone with “repellent, bilious anal fistula” to guarantee the rejection letter
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Lucky Yates @luckyyates.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
My building has been beset by adorable robots 🤖
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