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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

“OI. Quitcha fuckin’ hackin’ or covers yer mouf!”

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

“Wheechoneya left yer ked oot’ere? Hackin’ up a fuckin’ loung.”

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

@wastedcrusade.bsky.social The bar was quiet, primarily because it was closed. Being closed tended to have that effect on a place. Jacks didn’t mind. That just meant the booze was free until it got open again. Locked inside, he paid no mind to the sound of someone breaking in. He broke into +

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

He’s sitting down next to the hole Plago is digging, picking up a rock and turning it over in his hands. Then, pocketing it, “Ye think moles think we’re fuckin’ shite at diggin’?”

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

“Yer da one using’ it. Figured you’d dae yer research. Think he was jist diggin' wi' his hands an' 'en realized ‘oh, shite, there’s enuff rubbish ah coods make a shovel?’”

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Whit? Ye dinnae speak common? That’s a'richt, ah kin huv a go tae simplify it fur ye. Na fashes at a', friend. I said ah think tis a moggie. Meow meow. Bit he's bin cursed.

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Weel, if ah didnae ken ony better, a'd say that's a moggie, bit yin that haes bin zapped by a witch tae eternally be in that moment whin ye jus wake up efter a nap, whaur yer feelin' worse than ye did whin th' nap stairted. Ye ken?

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Heard o' gaun broke. Ne'er heard o' gettin sae rich ye explode.

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

“Why wid ah be digging a hole? Dun git nothin' doon thare.”

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

That made him perk up. “Ye got sum yer wantin’ t’ share?”

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

A'm needin' someone tae skelp me ower th' heid 'til ah fall asleep.

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Is it? Wine is dark, red, 'n' aged in a dark moist steid. Blood is dark, red, 'n' aged in a dark moist steid.

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Ah knew a vampire spawn wance. Sweet guy, bit he wid lie 'n' say he liked a dark red wine. Ye shuid huv a go at that!

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

… Ye asking tae git staked? Likelie shouldn’t be announcing that or else th' wrong fowk might overhear.

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Ye'r a bawherr tae kinky fur mah tastes bit guid luck.

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Ahm not seducing anythin'. Ah hae natural charms ah rely oan.

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Fowk think a'm glaikit bit th' jokes oan thaim.

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

A'd hawp nae. Then they'd be plagarizing me afore ah even said it, whilk technically means thay wid owe me.

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Thare wid definitely be some pressin’ happenin’.

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Thir's na need tae shout juist fur ye hae trauchle understanding th' wey ah blether. Ah ken that tis scary tae realize that freish hings wull continue tae shaw up throo'oot oor bides bit whin we stoap 'n' tak' th' time tae truly learn, oor horizons wull gruw tr’mendously.

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Thay don’t hae tastebuds or something? …. Or dae thay juist lik' th' taste?

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Dae ye think that dragons tell thair young aboot brave dragons that rescue princesses frum social constructions?

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Tis always pie day if ye'r nae a feartie-cat wha is feart o' whimsy.

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

He’s taking a quick nap. Excuse the snoring.

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Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows @luckonmyside.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

If ye ever ca' me that again, ah will hae tae ca' th' toun guards.

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