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Lucifer

@lucifur666.bsky.social
1.7K followers 4.1K following 58 posts

Professional scapegoat | Kicked out of Heaven for “creative differences” | Eternally unverified (thanks, God)

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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Need for Speed 2016 is still satan tier
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Every time you repost a demon gets its wings! #devil #lucifur #morningstar
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I stopped promoting sin a while back, y’all just love that shit so much it’s like a vacation for me
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I was planning on ridding the planet of your vile species, but you have shared your plushies. For that, I will spare you…and keep the green one.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
🛸 Hate to break it to you, but those “drones” are my demons stretching their wings 🪽 #nj #newjersey #drones #ufo #googleit
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Fell from Heaven ages ago, and somehow the rock bottom just keeps getting lower. Who designed this? Oh wait, it was me.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
They say no rest for the wicked…it’s because Hell runs on espresso shots.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If you’re scared of death, just remember: Life’s the one that’s been kicking you around like an unpaid intern.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
“Love thy neighbor” Plot twist: Your neighbor’s probably me. #jokes
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
God has angels..I’ve got terabyte download speeds and free will. Let’s see who wins this round. #thedevilwon
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Are you actually working harder than me? #selfreflection #motivation #workhardnotsmart
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Literally.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
#Siri play my torture playlist
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Monsters are real and they ARE under your bed. I sent them to see if you’re doing okay. <3
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Racism’s inefficient—hate everyone, it’s way more effective.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
“It can’t get worse.” Watch me.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Know your worth—because while you’re worthless to me, someone out there might think you’re a total treasure. #devil #lucifur #evil #motivation
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I’m the “Bad Guy” even though I punish the eternally wicked?! This is starting to sound like a conspiracy..
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I will send follower 666 a DM
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
500 souls harvested. 🪽I truly can’t thank you all enough!
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I’m not evil guys..
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
God didn’t help you pass that test or get that job. You did.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I thank each and every one of the 200 souls that I’ve harvested. Thank you for following.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
If there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, maybe the real question is: why make the journey harder than it has to be? #hesgotapoint #areallygoodpoint
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I didn’t make you do it… you’re just an asshole. #stoptheblame
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Mark Roman @markroman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If it’s Sunday…
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Looking for my #moots 🪽AMONG US 🪽The Sims 🪽soul collecting 🪽underworld memes 🪽Highway to Hell 🌶️ Spicy foods #devil #lucifur #amongus #sims4 #god #satan #morningstar #follow
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If you think friendship lasts forever, remember I used to be God’s bff..
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
God: Let there be light. Me: Dim it a bit; I’m trying to set the mood.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Every time you repost a demon gets its wings! #devil #lucifur #morningstar
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