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Lucero

@lucerorojo.bsky.social
102 followers 108 following 87 posts

Not a prolific poster, but I like to keep an eye on what's going on. He/him - nerd - gaymer - Pokémon trainer - married - tells jokes - questionable taste - cat dad

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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Keep up the great work, John! You are amazing and kick so much ass.
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That is SO adorable!!! ❤️❤️❤️
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy Anniversary to both of you! Celebrate your love. 😻
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is why you have big d*ck energy. 😉
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hugs. You do exist and are worth remembering.
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy Birthday, handsome!
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love your dedication to maintaining clean VCR heads.
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Portland was beautiful.
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Something you may not know about me is that I like to take in strays, give them a weave, amd then tattoo eyebrows on them. I just tattooed this cat this morning."
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We recently replaced three of ours. Apparently they sell some that come with a 10 year battery - might be worth considering for the lifted ceiling. About $10 more each, but worth it.
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Lunchables?
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It's one of my all time favorite albums.
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Your heart is in the right place. You want amd deserve someone who will treat you with respect, put you first, and be considerate. But what you are mad about is the negative/insensitive behavior and not the interests of the people you date. Interests don't define character and personality.
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do you like Japanese cake? It's called buttkkake.
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
But what happens if his falls on a weekend day? 🤔
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You must be in middle management....
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If it's only 5 minutes, does it still count as gooning? Or is that just jorking it?
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
News and disease have never stopped dumb people from spending money or doing what they want to do.
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It's no longer isolated to just lettuce. More to worry about now. Yay?
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It's certainly prude/Victorian. Some things are also best forgotten, especially if they weren't memorable.
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When will you be in Portland? We are going at the end of the month for Labor Day weekend
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Huzzah! Congrats! We were being similarly defeated trying to install flagpole brackets on the column facades that flank our front door. Toggle bolts to the rescue!
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I play Pokémon Go, but not the others.
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You can explain it to me in his stead, if you like. 🤓
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Rehydrating it with AI!
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Happy Anniversary, boys!
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Umm what does this mean to you?
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Is it AI powered? So you can remotely make toast?
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Please tell me it's not both things in one device
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Pre-order placed.
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hmm. I would be afraid toggle bolts would not be strong enough to prevent something that heavy from pulling the bolts through the ceiling. If you can mount it in a beam, try pre drilling a smaller pilot hole and using 3" lag bolts. It'll stay put then.
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What part is giving you trouble? Finding load bearing studs to anchor the electrical box to? Or the wiring bit?
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Kitty loves 😻
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That's what he said. 😏
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Maybe try harder? IDK
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bread or bred? 🤔
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Moderate me, Daddy!
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Charmander sees what you did there...
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A yardstick? Mop/broom handle? Or perhaps an unused double-ended d*ildo? 😜
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Love the d*ck rocket!
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Pokémon, Zelda, Metroid, Mario, and Donkey Kong are all safe bets!
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Move I'm Gay Funny Meme
ALT: Move I'm Gay Funny Meme
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Have you taken ill or been abducted by aliens?
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
You forgot bukkake.
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Rouge or Rogue? 😜
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I wanna say you've swallowed bigger....
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Much better than just screaming and writhing in agony!
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Worked, didn't it? 😉
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Taste the rainbow!
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Lucero @lucerorojo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Why does life have to be so complicated? Damn adulting.
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