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HAL David 9000

@lubes.bsky.social

1.1K followers 976 following 12K posts

Content accessibility, love is love, music is music, Luddite, tax the rich, vote Green for rent controls. “My god, it’s full of stars” 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️🐝

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HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When can I take my employer to court over the persistence of trauma triggering signs from a pandemic?

Social distancing. Do not use this desk. A sign on an office desk.

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HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Garth Marenghi character with a black leather jacket and slicked back hair.

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HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ai is as shit as Spurs. Deterministic fact.

Ai summary suggests the last time that Spurs scored was in their nil-nil draw against Everton.

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HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Taxidermy is ‘alive’ and well at Slough train station. ‘Station Jim’ comes equipped with a leather collection box attached to a harness. He died in 1896 so he’s over 120 years old.

Stuffed dog in a glass cabinet.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Shadow on white paper of a colander. The holes are showing the sun. No sign of the moon. It’s probably delayed.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Basil, mint, thyme, chili plants 🌱 🪴

3 large pots of basil. A small pot of mint. And 2 very small pots of chili. All basking in the summer sun. 🌞

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Chili plants. 🌱

A small pot with a dozen tiny green sprouts.

Only 3 sprouts in this pot. Cute and hopeful.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Red Admiral butterfly on a window frame.

A red admiral butterfly. Black, white and red wings.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

What’s your sign?

Black woman standing on street corner with a green placard. The text reads “all men are blood clarts” in black block capitals. She looks like she knows what she’s talking about.

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HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

All men are blood clarts.

Black woman holding a day glow green sign on a street corner. The sign has capital letters that read “all men are blood clarts”. She looks serious.

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HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Idjuts.

2 grown men playing records on a Cd mixer contraption.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Idjuts warm up times. Air con a must must.

Speaker tower silhouetted in red light. A few plant fronds on one side and a couple of elderly ravers on the other side

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Sausage fingers faithfully depicted.

Charles waving his swollen sausage fingers in real life.

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HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

London Green space with twin high rise buildings against the colourful midsummer sky at dusk turnout.

2 tower blocks behind a green park with a football goal.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Solstice sunset.

A park at dusk. There are twin high rise flats on the horizon. A smoke trail points to them across the orange and blue sky.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Apparently I’m the best day ever. The bot says so.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Not convinced he actually wears these day to day.

Zoomed in on his ear where the glasses look like they don’t fit, or were put on in haste. They’re squashing his ear.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Got any Mandy? Alt text= back of a bloke in a white Tshirt. The writing says “The cool and breezy jazz mix”.

As above

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Banging low sugar fizzy pop beverage ladz!

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I am HAL David 9000.

Fuzzy photo of a person in silhouette. A bright red light is coming from their head.

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HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Yay! Schatrax T-shirt arrived.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Champions of England. We know what we are.

Young men on top of a London bus stop. 2 are swinging their shirts above their heads. Another holds a red flare. Another wears an Arsenal shirt with the number 6 on it.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Salaam Cola. 🇵🇸

Cola can with Keffiyeh motif around the top.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Greg and Ché Wilson remix

Sugarhill Gang. The Message. Remix.

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HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Poster images from the Cronenberg film Scanners. The first and third images shows men with bulging veins in their heads.

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HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Quote post with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

The 4 members of Bad News. The 80s big hair, tight leggings and clown makeup rock band from Comic Strip.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

See also: Homer Simpson’s car.

Homer’s car car with two passenger bubbles (the kid’s one with optional muzzles and restraints), three horns (for when you’re really irritated), shag carpeting, tail fins and an engine whose sound “makes people think the world’s coming to an end”

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HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

A flower bed on the top floor terrace of the V&A East overlooking Hackney Wick.

The foreground has bright purple flowers and various types of green leaves. The background is an out of focus skyline on a cloudy day in East London.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Bowie’s Echo Box at the V&A Store Room.

An echo box with many dials and an analogue level meter.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Macro shot of a flower in the Olympic Park.

Purple flower surrounded by bright green leaves.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

The highs and lows of websites built without content designers.

Congratulations! Your code was accepted. Followed by a sold out message.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Happy Mother’s Day.

Pepper Labeija.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Arsenal. Arsenal. Arsenal.

Kid in the stands at Arsenal wearing a red Arsenal top is held aloft by his dad. Both are screaming with joy. The kid has his arm in the air.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

A long-haired beared man in a pirate hat and an acid house Tshirt shares tales of the 7 seas with a young lady over a pint. The river Thames in the background.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Brush strokes for convincing pubic hair.

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HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Vote Green. Fuck Reform. Bin Labour. Peas and luff. 💚

Vote Green poster. 7th May. Local elections.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Foxy.

A cute young fox in the long grass looking at me. It has a confident air.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

A large trophy cabinet with 3 insignificant trophies.

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HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

House against Hate turnout.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

More cake.

A slice of aforementioned cake. The sultanas are glistening in all their glory.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

My beetroot cake brings all the family to the kitchen.

Slightly crumbly but purple and Holden brown cake loaf on a wooden chopping board.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Moist banana bread. Sliced on a chopping board. You love it, you filthy beast.

Moist banana bread. Sliced in half on a wooden chopping board. You love it. You filthy beast.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

My banana bread brings all the family to the kitchen.

Golden brown banana bread in a bread tin. It’s literally glowing as well as smelling like heaven. I’d tell you my secret ingredient but I’d have to kill you.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Books are cool. Book about Arthur Russell are even cooler.

Travels Over Feeling. Arthur Russell biography by Richard King. Arthur is holding a cello.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Woman smokes a cigarette on a London Tube train.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Now AI enabled.

Write a horror story in 3 words.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Michael Cook dressed as an acid house pirate on a boat on the Thames.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Trying to ID this jacket. Anyone?

Crimson red hooded puffer jacket.

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HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Who is this plastic surgery ghoul?

Elderly white man with short grey hair and puffy face.

HAL David 9000 @lubes.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. 🇮🇹

A small cardboard box filled with cannoli.

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