Me: How does the Easter Bunny make eggs?
Dad: If you push yourself, anything's possible.
🕣...🕥
Me: I made Mentos? 🥺
Dad: It's a start. Let's get you changed, kiddo. 😏
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![Guy in a pup hood wearing a Kiddo Premium Night diaper, kidcore / babyfur gear (TigerJams sweatshirt, ABU blue peek beanie), sitting in a gamer chair at a desk. He is pondering mischievously. The desk is covered with Little Troubles cards, adult diapers, adult baby bottles, adult pacifiers, and a large penguin stuffed animal. It is backgrounded by a giant whiteboard TODO list, which is readable.
The TODO list consists of various items reflective of someone who'd go suspiciously out of their way to intensively research a niche babyfur-themed card game, each reflecting a level of progressive cognitive dissonance and subsequent excuses one would subconsciously make to themselves to justify sudden, necessarily-active involvement in a niche kink community (e.g., furries, babyfurs, ABDL), with many items checked off:
1. [checked] Excuse to buy cute cards
- "OMG so weird, LOL!"
- "It's my job!"
2. [checked] Make punch-down video content == comedy gold [underline emphasis added to "comedy gold"]
- [not checked] Standup career?
- deniability [catty emoji drawn in]
3. [checked] Get diapers + kidcore clothes.
- Wear (for science)
- Use (for science)
- Keep some (convenience, souvenir)
- Show video if caught
4. [not checked] Find friends, wear diapers (fun)
- [not checked] 2000s-era 4chan excuses:
--Lulz
--Trolling
- [not checked] "No homo"
- [not checked] Attend con](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yks3ulh5rypv5zvdpxoms66c/bafkreiehouifdkmjmoa6eudm52iahjsdoivhodlfxkzhkjevvjbguvcwxu)
