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Lance L

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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 18h
Natalie posted this as a nod to the cat fight she and Katie are in for Donald's attention now.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 22h
They split in September 2024, which is apparently a long time ago, but the 2020 election is still very fresh and relevant to talk about daily.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Brett Kavanaugh: I Liked Beer
ALT: Brett Kavanaugh: I Liked Beer
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn, that's even older than "groceries"
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess I didn't realize CSPAN was a partisan channel. I thought the whole point of it was that it was non-partisan.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mandela Effect Alert: I swear he used to say affordability was a hoax
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Always Be Closing - Glengarry Glen Ross
ALT: Always Be Closing - Glengarry Glen Ross
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, I am currently saying that about America
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How could you forget, it's why gas prices are so high!
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate to say it, but I agree with her: she has horrible thoughts.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saying that crime is the lowest in the history of the country right after saying you might need to invoke the Insurrection Act is wild.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can't tell you how many times I can't figure out what I want for dinner, I just know I "want something from a can"
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How exactly did they get these texts?
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You don't have to see it to know that it's inherently wrong for the White House to be spending public dollars on campaign ads, but Republicans live in an alternate reality these days.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"The worst part is they're getting in bed with China." Oh, did they offer to sell weapons to them over the weekend?
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So then end this war you've said we've won 32 times?
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please tell me Trump is doing his best Carnac the Magnificent impression
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Current look at Donalds
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Awkward Black Kid
ALT: Awkward Black Kid
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well that will get him my ex-girlfriend's vote at least.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Talking about the issue you call the largest threat to the country is a waste of time?
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If we have more money in our pockets, then what is the $5000 for exactly?🤔
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If someone could show him this picture it might finally be the thing that does the trick
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is so far beyond parody
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The one that Vance said wasn't a war 30min seconds before this
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Binding?
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is there anything, just one single thing, that he fully understands? Maybe how bankruptcies work?
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Welp, this means we'll be using one before the weekend.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"But it's not happening, so what do you think about that?", seems like an easy follow-up question. Unfortunately, we no longer have a real press corps in America.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Chalkboard Glenn calling something "crazy speculation" is richer than Jeff Bezos eating a devil's food cake
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He's really proud of this line that probably couldn't even get a chuckle in elementary school detention
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Six months ago this would have been an easy decision. Now, not so much.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He was going for the Swiftie vote
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ah, well then the jobs numbers must be excellent if we just moved 5m people back into the job market, correct?
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wait, has no one told him we're in total control of the Strait??
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's amazing how many things the GOP thinks can be solved by people just taking one less trip to Starbucks.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Trivial, but I always find it very hard to believe the words coming from anyone who moves their hands so much. Seems like distraction and to make you think they're coming from a place of authority.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
They are feeding this man some wild AI videos
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Not even a CEO who says he knows more about everything than everyone?
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What happened to "shut up and dribble?"
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love your content, and I know you rush to get your posts up, but the amount of glaring and context altering spelling errors you make is shocking. "My name is now taking us to war" is completely different than "My name is not taking us to war."
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
No chance he was able to follow Stewart's questions.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
He would 1000% blame it on Mamdani
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I knew my unhealthy lifestyle would payoff eventually. I'm about to be rich!
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Performative to get on Fox News.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Oh god, tomorrow he's going to start bragging about coming up with "Obuma", isn't he?
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You would think the self-proclaimed "greatest deal maker in history" would be able to close a deal with people he claims are desperate to make a deal, but no.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Maybe she's just got a really good make-up team, but I don't think this host was alive in the early 1950's.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"We think if we stay in this war long enough, Iran will attack our homeland and then we can get people to support us." Heck of a plan, and kind of helps make it more clear why they disbanded a lot of the counterintelligence that was monitoring threats from Iran.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"2020 was a long time ago", says man who will not shut up about the 2020 election.
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Lance L @ltrain80.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The reason being that the only people that would be willing to give him credit for it died because they wouldn't get the vaccine.
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