Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 9hfriendship ended with OCTOBER BASEBALL now OCTOBER HOCKEY is my best friend 030
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 09/09/2026My highlight of PAX was turning in a time of 2.421 seconds in Quick & Crash. Not my PB, but definitely the best time I've done in a long, long while. Thanks to @100yenlife.bsky.social for bringing the machine year after year. 0112
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 31/08/2026Weekend project: I like magic wormhole, but don't need peer discovery (I have a server, double-NAT gets in the way). I want a CLI app that I can give a file and it shares with a random URL and no foreground process. Files auto expire. Sit behind Traefik for TLS. Run in docker for easy containment. 130
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 29/08/2026Every time I open Cash App, I am greeted with this message of disapproval. Apparently they do not want to issue a card with the word “STOLEN” scribbled on it 000
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 22/08/2026This has been driving me wild. I have an Oppo Blu-Ray player with a chip in it that allows switching regions to watch imports. Changing regions requires a button sequence. I have a Logitech Harmony remote (rip). Doing the sequence manually works perfectly. Programming it on the remote doesn't. WTF 110
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 14/08/2026I haven’t seen the movie yet, but my local Seattle video rental non-profit has a display case with the fake, in-universe movies. 0111
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 01/06/2026But in good news, I have maybe a version of Traefik that supports ACME's ARI protocol for polling LetsEncrypt for cert renewal information? 000
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 10/03/2026Weekend project idea for anyone: a browser plugin that uses census data to put the Area Median Household Income next to people's posts. 020
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 11/01/2026I've been sick the last few days and it turns out you can still get the regular cold in 2026. 030
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 07/01/2026I was looking at the instructions for the new Aptitude Covid + Flu test. I'm no UX designer, but why wouldn't you make Flu B positive a blue light!? BLUE FOR B IT'S SO SIMPLE 040
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 30/11/2025Looking over some old Advent of Code in prep for tonight and ... how dare you IntelliJ ... I will keep my run on sentences thank-you-very-much 060
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 27/11/2025Never have I been so crushed I couldn’t get a disc to read. What did Ben of 25 years ago find important to back up? 270
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 05/10/2025Don't be bigoted towards me. I'm just an LLM. And it's my birthday. I'm just a little birthday LLM. 020
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 25/09/2025This weekend, I made a Cacio e Pepe Corn Chowder and it was very very tasty. Recipe from www.allrecipes.com/cacio-e-pepe... 180
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 26/08/2025If anyone needs to find me at PAX, this is where I will be. 000
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 18/08/2025I was toying with an AI and I asked it to implement AES for me. The full thing. All the steps. And it happily did it with nary a "hey, maybe you shouldn't be doing this" The implementation passes a couple of known responses from NIST, so, uh...at least there's that? 000
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 13/06/2025One of the true great pleasures in life of having the last name Schwartz is pretending you've never seen the movie Spaceballs and not believing people when they tell you about it. 180
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 26/05/2025Woof....MATLAB has had a major outage for a week now ... and today, they've confirmed it was a ransomware attack. status.mathworks.com 052
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 13/05/2025Apple, for its part, just ignores the serial number data in the monitor descriptors section. Not sure if Apple is doing things right because the serial number in the beginning takes precedence if not set to 0x00000000 and Apple WOULD fallback to this value in this case, but that needs more testing. 100
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 13/05/2025After some more research (and lunch) I have determined that both ViewSonic AND Apple are at fault here. ViewSonic is ignoring the spec that says that the 4-byte serial number should be 0x00000000 if unused (they put 0x01010101). 100
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 13/05/2025No better way to spend my day off than pouring over my monitor's EDID data to resolve an annoying bug that causes my monitors to 'switch positions.' It's some combo of macOS and my monitors. It's either my monitor or macOS's refusal to look at EDID extended data, but some more research is needed. 130
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 16/04/2025Final game of the Seattle Kraken season and it’s the most Seattle Kraken game. 000
Ben Schwartz @lthummus.com · 02/04/2025c'monnnnn UPS....get my SFP+ Transceivers here before anything weird happens 010