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Now I know what "padel" is.

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I hope Doobies & Boobies is across the street from a Luby's.

was a woman punched in the face at some other rally recently?

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Almost looks like you just missed a USAF Thunderbirds show.

LSPogo @lspogo.bsky.social · 16h

The Gawps: "We admit Putin was helping us fix the midterms. Now stop struggling and let us win."

LSPogo @lspogo.bsky.social · 16h

It's the jacket. You'll be a VIP anywhere.

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LSPogo @lspogo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I thought everyone smoked while they smudge.

Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

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STOP LETTING JD VANCE MEET POPES

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God @thegodshow.com · 13/10/2026

Mentions of "Fauci" on X have mostly vanished since the data centers in Russia were destroyed by Ukrainian bombs. SMITE!💥

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That must be tough. Beautiful sunset and the perfect shot and some inattentive goldfish decides to swim across the sky.

What was that? Your stump speech?

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Wait, you don't have to do both at the same time?

That's some excellent concealment skills.

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Ms. Guilfoyle, probably: "Hey wait. You never said this job required good conduct. That's not fair! How would you even know what constitutes good conduct?"

They are even more persnickety if you ask to make a withdrawal.

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This JUST HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! last July.

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Report him to his charity. That's the sort of crap that puts the charity on a donor's lifetime boycott list.

No. He should be deported to a country he's never heard of.

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Then why did they charge cocaine prices?

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I wonder if it's worse than microwaved pork rinds.

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The most fun thing ever to randomly see

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LSPogo @lspogo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

That's why you do not get to choose.

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LSPogo @lspogo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

You should test the tumor. I bet its IQ is higher than DJT's.

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LSPogo @lspogo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

have you heard of jackfruit?

Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

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You don't even understand the damage Zelensky did to Republicans midterm messaging by taking out that Russian bot farm.

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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Maybe she only stole meds from Hispanic patients.

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*It wouldn't be hard to mystificate them. "Famous Author Bruce Sterling's Cyberpunk Secret Recipe Handcrafted Ibizan Olives"

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Wait, you got 68º? They let you have rain?

Good for him. Bad for me. I was looking forward to"Spider-Noir" Season 2.

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Yes, but you should blame the human who provided these toys.

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It's called a chairdrobe and it is a crucial tool for personal stench management.

I already have this problem while I am writing the script. I just can't get other persons to cooperate.

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I'm pretty sure photographing a movie is copyright infringement plus felony Annoying Everyone Else.

(to self) I'm already a sock monkey, I don't need a monkey bed. It's unbearably freaking hot here 360 days/year and I still have my sock monkey footed pajamas that I haven't ever worn because I always start with a flannel nightgown and POOF! it's back to 85º.

🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

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The man can be blunt

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"Bucket should have surrendered. I warned it to git off me flipper. Yet it persisted."

I'm starting a grass roots campaign ordering him to sod off.

My band The Delinquents never actually played with The Dicks while I was in the band. Of course we knew each other, in Austin Texas, 1980.

🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

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You'll never love anything the way Pete Hegseth loves having other people kill other people.

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Delivered packages are always like Christmas for me. I usually forget that I ordered something, and then when I open the package, it's EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED!!!!

"I'm so hungry, I could eat a frozen dog." (from some Harry Crews novel.)