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Lytham Lancashire

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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They've got the numbers
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Its been 14 years since my mum died and I still think about her everyday
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some of the tackling makes you wince - I'd need hospital treatment after the first tackle
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was going to stick up for you but then I remembered how horrible you are to me so didn't bother
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I genuinely like both of them
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It used to be an advert for drink driving limit
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've been listening to a bit of early Coldplay and David Gray
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Five and Drive
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm a binge drinker! Not had a drink for a week but still working my way through a litre of JD
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Were you listening to experimental jazz
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you wake up just wearing your crocs and your wife's knickers with the telly still showing gay porn?
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stand up for the best clean
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are you a sit down or stand up wiper
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Isn't nature a wonderful thing
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought he was taking the piss but it's true
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What's that
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I met a guy who had a few birds of prey. He told me that he would wear a hat and the male bird would sit on the hat and he would stimulate him until he ejaculated into the hat and he would then artificially inseminate the female
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The days of sharing a bath together has long gone
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently they get lots of infections if you don't wash them
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've just had to go back on the fat jabs but I've gone with the pills this time
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My Mrs has a couple of horses and she has to wash their cocks
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had nothing
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've not really got a decent pithy reply to that
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it just for people who like jazz and reading books nobody has heard of?
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes!! Great news
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Loco Train Face
ALT: Loco Train Face
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's difficult to explain! He's an Irish guy who talks about history, politics, folklore and also about finding out that he has Autism and how it has affected his life
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Definitely worth a listen
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have you listened to The Blindboy Podcast?
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think it was genocidal intent but there was a real indifference to civilian deaths but I suppose we had endured two years of the bombing of cities which maybe coloured people's views
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Britain's bombing of Dresden during WW2 was definitely a targeting of German civilians with the intent to bomb them into submission
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They've been brainwashed by the right wing media that immigrants are to blame for how shit your life is not billionaires, brexit and 14 years of austerity
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's absolutely ridiculous - all the really serious problems with child poverty, unemployment, drugs and homelessness they focus on something which isn't an issue in Blackpool.
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What park is that?
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A couple of water tower conversions were really good think one was in London
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just before you have your Horlicks and have got your Tena Men pants on under your pyjamas - old farts
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm not sure that they can relegate us during the season as it would fuck up the schedule? Big points deduction and fine
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
We Manchester City fans fear relegation and losing trophies … but club are bang to rights
Despite the club’s shocking attempts to legally filibuster the charges out of existence for the past three years, we’ve rightfully failed
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My brother messaged me earlier and said cheating blue cunts but they can't take away the great times we've had over the past 14 years
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He's from Bradford so I bet he didn't understand a word he said just nodded politely
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He was in a band you know
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's a coincidence! I was just browsing the Internet and happened to watch an Egyptian dwarf fucking a guy
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chocolate starfish
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The male g spot
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I keep a spreadsheet on this
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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LSAblue @lsablue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Looks nice might give that a look tomorrow
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