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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Tickets booked for Weapons. Far more excited about seeing this than any other film so far this year.

L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Still a couple of days left to pick up any of my books for free on kindle. Why not treat yourself to some deliciously dark tales? 😈 www.amazon.co.uk/stores/L.R.J...

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

So, as an apology for delaying my next book for a month, all my books are free on Kindle for the next 5 days. Grabs your copies now! www.amazon.co.uk/stores/L.R.J...

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

While the wife watches Harry Potter, I’m cracking on with this. Man alive those first 50 pages are intense.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Started playing with format for a new short story. Kind of a fun exercise in finding alternative ways to invoke fear.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I used to be such a fan of Neal Asher. He was my favourite author for a long time. But, alas, he’s become yet another author that’s picked a hill to die on I find disappointing and disagreeable. Do better Neal.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Sad times everyone. Tino, my ever faithful VW Up, has a stuck clutch. Queue breaking down right in front of traffic lights and being the person responsible for Thursday night traffic in Salisbury.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Watching Nosferatu. I will watch anything Eggars does in future. This is outstanding.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Everyone! I have been strucketh down with the Man Flu yet again! Send funny memes or cute pet pics during this difficult time.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Fucking hell America, your government gone messed up big time.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Sadly, this book isn’t going to finish itself.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

First book haul in a year. It’s like early Christmas 😂

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

My latest novel, The Eyeless, is completely free on Kindle for the next few days. Grab a copy of this hellishly bleak tale of Lovecraftian horror if you dare 😈 The Eyeless: A novel of suspense and terror amzn.eu/d/hooIdJP #horror #booktok #shamelessselfpromotion

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Adolescence on Netflix. It’s probably one of the most emotionally devastating pieces of TV in recent memory. It’s honestly perfect: one of those rare achievements where everything works so well you forget you’re watching tv. It’s a masterpiece in every sense of the word.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Andrew Tate really is one of the most deeply insecure men to have walked this earth. I’d pity him is he wasn’t, you know, a giant asshole.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

So, just finished The Laws of the Skies. What a truly, deeply nasty and upsetting book. It has an ending that is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever read. Literally made me feel dizzy.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

When your brother asks for a sensible photo.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Heard a woman calling her toddler a wee toe-rag, and now I feel it’s the perfect title for a Scottish set folk horror.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

RIP Gene Hackman. What a great, great actor.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Gotta love Amazon recommending you’re own book 🤦🏼‍♂️

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Watching the USA right now is like saying I told you so, but without the smugness, just endless disappointment.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

After DNFing two pretty risible thrillers (Blood Orange by Harriet Tyce and Runaway by Peter May, if you’re curious), I figured it was time to give this big o’bastard a go.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I love hard rock and heavy metal. Love it I tell you! And what song has been stuck in my head most of the week? Pink Pony Club by Chappel Roan. And you know what? It’s awesome.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Not sure what’s happening on Amazon, but I can categorically say that Blood Lies in the Pages is longer than 1 page 🤣

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Full cover reveal for my next book, BLOOD LIES IN THE PAGES: a collection of deliciously evil and bloody tales to make you shudder. Releasing 30th June 2025.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

The body count for each of my novels. Summerside Lake Massacre: 13. On the Moor: 4. The Eyeless: Billions.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

My wife gave me a massage as my upper back was feeling tense. I forgot she’s trained as a masseuse. That was rather painful 😂

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

To my new writing friends I’ve met on this app: I’m not neglecting reading your works. I’m on a self imposed book buying ban until I’ve read 50 books I own but haven’t read. I’m currently at 23. As soon as I’m at 50, I’m going wild.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Available now for pre-order, my new collection of short horrors, BLOOD LIES IN THE PAGES. Eight deliciously dark and morbid tales to give you sleepless nights. Released on 30th June 2025. amzn.eu/d/1h9ylgn

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

While watching Modern Family last night, my wife said I was a cross between Phil Dunphy and Cam, but with more self awareness. I see no issue with this 😎

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Watched I Saw the TV Glow yesterday. Rarely has a film made me feel so profoundly uncomfortable without being objectively scary. It wears its Lynchian inspirations on its sleeve and uses liminal spaces better than anything I’ve seen. It’s an excellent movie and now my favourite movie of last year.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

America, you have genuinely become a facist country. The reason why Europeans are comparing Trump to Hitler is because this last week is EXACTLY what Hitler did when he came to power. It’ll get worse. Guaranteed.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I can think of worse reading companions.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Wow! Just had an influx of new followers! Hi all 🙂

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Had a great idea for a story about a father torturing the killer of his child far enough away from society that the police will take time finding him. Apparently this was already done in a film called 7 Days. FML.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I’m not longer shocked by Donald Trump. Disgusted, yes. He’s a foul human being. But not shocked. I’m more shocked America would vote in this moron twice.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

youtu.be/5mAyNNBOdns?... My favourite scene in The Fabelmans. How Spielberg managed to get David Lynch to cameo as John Ford I don’t know.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

I know many people will cite Twin Peaks or Mullholland Drive as their favourite Lynch, but I really love Lost Highway. Few films have ever made me feel THAT uncomfortable. It’s such an underrated gem.

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L. R. J. Allen @lrjallenauthor.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

RIP David Lynch. Few filmmakers have captured nightmares so authentically than him. A damn shame.

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