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Lars @lpeds.com · 6h
Lots of those. Nearly everywhere you look.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 21h
President Humpty Dumpty issues a decree.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 29/09/2026
We had this done recently. One of the guys gave me an offcut from a copper tube as a souvenir. Magicians with shovels. One guy strode by a shovel lying face up, tapped the blade with his heel, met the onrushing handle in his palm, and brought it around to shuffle some gravel into the trench.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 27/09/2026
Details, for those unfamiliar:
calmatters.digitaldemocracy.org
SB 868: Electricity: portable solar generation devices. | Digital Democracy
Digital Democracy overview of bill SB 868: Electricity: portable solar generation devices.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 27/09/2026
Hey @governor.ca.gov: Any plans to sign the “Balcony Solar” bill (SB 868) into law before the 9/30 deadline? It’s been on your desk for weeks. CA renters should have an opportunity to cut ⚡️costs, reduce carbon emissions, and help the grid during peak usage. What’s the holdup?
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Lars @lpeds.com · 27/09/2026
I mean. It’s stark. Compare today’s with this one from Sept. 2023:
mesonet.agron.iastate.edu
IEM :: AFD from NWS SGX
AFD issued by NWS SGX at 03 Sep 2023 09:23 UTC
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Lars @lpeds.com · 27/09/2026
Today’s AFD:
forecast.weather.gov
National Weather Service
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Lars @lpeds.com · 27/09/2026
I follow the San Diego, Ca station’s AFD, so maybe the changes I’m noticing are local.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 27/09/2026
Seems like the National Weather Service’s Area Forecast Discussion has gotten sloppy and less informative over the past several months. More typos. Less meteorologist’s reasoning behind the forecast. The AFD is a valuable resource and it’d be a real loss if it were to go away. @nws.noaa.gov
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Lars @lpeds.com · 25/09/2026
Haha. How about we put you first in line for the surgery, Jensen?
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Lars @lpeds.com · 23/09/2026
Is the orange face paint like the wrong-sized Florsheims? The boss gives everyone a tub and says “put it on” and you do? Oz didn’t used to be this orange.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 22/09/2026
Somehow singular “they” snuck up and lodged itself in the part of brain that says ”this sounds right.” Now whenever generic “he” turns up in older texts I give it a sidelong glance. It sounds anachronistic, but more, it sounds off, and the colonization of my ear is complete.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 20/09/2026
Doink
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Lars @lpeds.com · 20/09/2026
AI Force? An AI Tsar? I thought they had given that job to a tech-bro? (Asks chat.) They did: David Sacks was the Special Advisor for AI and Crypto Tsar. But it was a limited-time appointment, so when his term ended, he joined the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 18/09/2026
He’s gonna get a repetitive use injury if he doesn’t get those “babe in the woods baffled by it all” shoulder shrugs under control.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 18/09/2026
Haha. He pulls this whataboutism when he wants to show deference to visiting tyrants. “Oh, you think Xi is bad, but that’s because you’re a hypocrite who doesn’t understand anything.”
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Lars @lpeds.com · 18/09/2026
Thanks for sharing.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 18/09/2026
I believe that’s a subplot in Infinite Jest?
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Lars @lpeds.com · 17/09/2026
Buster Crabbe, other Olympians, selling cigarettes.
Vintage illustrated Camel cigarette advertisement featuring Olympic swimmer Buster Crabbe. A comic-strip sequence shows Crabbe surfing, training, racing in the 400-meter swim, and winning by a narrow margin. Large headlines read “Buster Crabbe Makes Olympic History in the 400-Meter Swim!” and “They don’t get your wind!” The ad promotes Camel cigarettes with images of cigarette packs and endorsements from Crabbe and other Olympic champions.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 17/09/2026
Say Canada buys $500b of US goods and services and sells $550b back to the US. If you ban that trade, you will have LOST $500b in sales and not “saved” or “kept” $50b. That $50b simply disappears. (Maybe if someone tries to “Explain It Like I’m the President” to him he’ll get it.)
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Lars @lpeds.com · 16/09/2026
Leave ‘em guessing.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 16/09/2026
I always heard that one starts with the facts (the linked Claude provided), and wraps some arguments around them on the way to a conclusion or point. It seems like Erickson went about it in reverse. Maybe lawyers do things differently.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 16/09/2026
Eesh the GOTV pitches from the GOP side are gonna be harrowing.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 16/09/2026
Godspeed, puppers.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 15/09/2026
“Slowly and then suddenly,” applies to global hegemons, too.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 14/09/2026
Did not expect to see MBS become a Trump Dignity Wraith. But they all do, eventually.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 13/09/2026
Doink alert
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Lars @lpeds.com · 13/09/2026
Again?
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Lars @lpeds.com · 13/09/2026
The rest of us: “Please don’t hike into a supply shock.”
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Lars @lpeds.com · 11/09/2026
Maybe the last Capitalism.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 11/09/2026
The talk about ai-authored human extinction seems premature. Surely the machines will need some of us to stoke the fires, for a while. And those people will need homes and food and all the rest, produced by other humans. We might call the transition to machine-servitude “the latest capitalism”.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 10/09/2026
The nesting dependent clauses stuffed into this sentence leave us waiting all afternoon for the speaker to announce his point. No wonder the cook quit.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 10/09/2026
If the $5k is coming out of his pocket, then yeah. It won’t change my vote, but thumbs up, sure, good plan.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 10/09/2026
My fantasy baseball team in the last week of the season as injuries mount.
A Revolutionary War scene showing three American musicians—two drummers and a fife player—marching forward through smoke and chaos beneath a tattered U.S. flag. Their expressions are animated and determined, while soldiers move through the hazy battlefield behind them. In the foreground, a wounded or fallen soldier lies among broken equipment and debris, raising an arm toward the musicians.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 09/09/2026
Ahh, Helene, wishing you the best possible result on Friday and looking forward to reading your takedown of that logo.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 09/09/2026
Folks have built lives here over those 25 years. Deep roots in their communities, with little connection to El Salvador, certainly little economic connection. You can’t move your landscaping business or your restaurant “back to El Salvador.” That livelihood is here.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 08/09/2026
My wife’s grandfather died at 99. He’d made all the arrangements himself years before. He’d even set aside a few hundred dollars to cover the cost of cleaning his apartment, after he departed, because, he said, didn’t want hear his sons complaining that he’d stuck them with the bill.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 08/09/2026
Sorry for your loss, man. It’s a terrible space to inhabit, regardless of the nature of your grief.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 08/09/2026
The grifter in chief rarely misses an opportunity.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 08/09/2026
We already see this, of course. There is plenty of food. We have a distribution problem (mainly that poor people can’t afford to buy it).
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Lars @lpeds.com · 08/09/2026
Sea cucumber fisherman.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 08/09/2026
It occurred to me the other day that AI has probably put a lot of pig butcher operatives out of work.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 07/09/2026
Ok late to this but boy was I wrong. Those guys had zero impact.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 07/09/2026
That dude in the illustration? His bio-dad was Zeus, so human evolution doesn’t really figure into his capacity to slay a lion with a golden coat impervious to attacks from mortal weapons.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 06/09/2026
I suppose pig butcher operatives are in the same boat.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 06/09/2026
Several of these. Here’re a couple: “This” “Tell me you’ve never TK’d without telling me you’ve never TK’d.”
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Lars @lpeds.com · 04/09/2026
Beautiful birds. Never invite one to your picnic.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 03/09/2026
I just learned that Belphegor is one of seven arch-demons of Hell, whose specialty is tempting humankind with labor-saving inventions and ingenious discoveries (that work). And also lead us into sloth and ruin. Truly the arch-demon of our times.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 02/09/2026
This leaves the current broken system in place, which means ultimately the utilities and ratepayers will be forced to cover wildfire costs. Here’s an idea: The state should take the IOUs public. But not until the ongoing lack of resolution drives the share price closer to $0.
calmatters.org
Wildfire liability bill dies without a vote on final day of session
The measure, which was opposed by Gov. Gavin Newsom and the state's public utiliites, never came to a vote in the Assembly.
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Lars @lpeds.com · 02/09/2026
Need this made into a poster.
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