Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 4h “We had a busy Tuesday, didn’t we? The handy guys came to do some repairs, the pool people came. The house looks nice.” “I don’t want it nice. I want it quiet.” 030
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Cat owners would never pull guns on each other. They would engage in loud hissing, however.” 020
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“Yes, we are indeed royalty. And benevolent tyrants.” 000
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This morning: “I’m leaving for work. Have a good day. I love you.” “Is the remote on the coffee table? Are the treats in my bowl?” “Is that all I am to you? Staff? Don’t you love me too?” “Yes, but the services you provide make me love you even more.” #catcanoe #catsky 060
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“We should be the cynosure of all eyes.” “Penn, why are you sitting on a wet bath mat?” 080
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“You don’t look happy.” “There’s an internet outage. All my plans for online game day are ruined. Nothing will console me.” #catcanoe #catsky 060
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026😹 “it’s a stupid game. Why doesn’t each team just get its own football and then they can have zoomies up and down the field?” 020
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One of my new windows. I’m getting five installed—easy to open, they come with screens, but they’re $$$$$. 080
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Another wild morning glory vine visiting one of the spider plants. I didn’t see it yesterday. I think they grow overnight! 030
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Late Thursday afternoon. Making biscuits on the human’s arm. Extreme concentration required. #catcanoe #catsky 0100
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“I agree. Stairs are stupid. Even more stupid when your human won’t let you make a sled out of the laundry basket and careen down them.” 0122
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Time to plant some spider plant babies. Look at them all! 000
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Time for bed. Well, it’s always time for bed.” 010
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 19/09/2026New Etsy purchase! It’s a trinket dish but I’m going to use it as a soap dish for the guest bathroom. 130
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 18/09/2026While he’s in his carrier at the vet, a ginger tabby thinking about his next call to his lawyer. 160
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Hey! Some courtesy, please! We are consumers. We have credit cards.” “You have MY credit cards.” “Minor details.” 010
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Tiny, tiny fungi right outside my door this morning. 040
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 15/09/2026He’s contemplating his life choices after the handy guys came to replace some windows and the cleaning lady was here and I was working on projects. Nobody paid attention to him. “I’m entitled to at least 18 hours of attention a day. It’s in the contract.” #catsky #catcanoe 150
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 14/09/2026His new favorite box. It looks like his old favorite box to me, but I know nothing. “You don’t.” #catsky #catcanoe 080
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Saturday flowers. I liked the bouquets of yellow daisies and purple mums(LSU!) but they were so expensive! Maybe next time. 020
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Today’s scarf. I’ve posted this scarf before but it’s one of my favorites. 020
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“Humans, when will you learn that you will never win?” 010
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“What are you humming?” “‘Sunday, sweet Sunday, with nothing to do…’”. It’s my theme song.” “It’s your life!” “I do work. I just make it look so easy that you don’t notice.” #catcanoe #catsky 140
Christine Corcos @lpcprof.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“That would only work once and only on KITTENS.” 110