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lpaton83

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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 1h
Is he deliberately trying to put the headline generator out of a job?
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 10h
They like how he makes them feel ... that's all that matters to them.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 18h
Attracts questions like "Why would the then mayor of Manchester meet with the owners of one of the Manchester football clubs?" Masons getting aroused at the prospect of a chink appearing in Burnhams armour.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"All we wanted to do was exploit his mental health issues to boost our own train wreck of a candidate ... we're the real victims here"
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This man has definitely thought about James Talarico during his private time.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
People in glass houses JD should probably scrub "Hot futon action" and "Couch on couch" from their search history before making a statement like that.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh cool, another blonde for him to getting bored of and eventually discard.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No just most of the BBCs program planning committee.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bluesky isn't perfect but denial also won't make it untrue that X is a poisonous nazi well ran by an apartheid loving trillionaire with a bad K habit, too much money and an emptiness inside.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's still weird to me the architect of Americas current evils looks like Colin Robinson from what we do in the shadows if he lived in a cave.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They have no original ideas so when they panic they just regurgitate something they think the MAGA cult would say
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I mean he's not wrong.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Half his followers got wiped out overnight. It's very triggering for him.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Or they could stop doing Nazi things?
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ukraine are literally doing the lords work.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They're only ok if it's plundered by billionaires and privately owned companies.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The same ones who claim they're taking our jobs despite having never worked ...
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The same ones who claim they're protecting women and children with a catalogue of restraining orders and domestic abuse charges against them.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MAGA anger is just white noise.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Shapiro practically lives on the cuck chair doesn't he?
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kennedy believes funny quips are all you need to be an effective senator. He absolutely deserves to be dunked on.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
RFK Jr looking to rack up a body count most serial killers could only dream of.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There's no bottom for them. If they're ok with him being the star of the Epstien files they're ok with anything.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Zia really is the textbook definition of a Napoleon complex.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shit did I wake up in 2016?
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The steroids, and various medications they pump him with to give the illusion he's still alive are already working overtime.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember to hug your kids once in every while folks. Don't be a Fred Trump. Because then you end up with this.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How nuts do you have to be to make Mogg look like a rational, logical human being?
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like John Barrowman got really into heroin.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If a Bond villians parents were brother and sister.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I can't stand him but he's good enough for you Texans" Great sales pitch
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only when a Democrat is in office. Then it's open season.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's making Reece-Mogg look like a rational human being. That's an impressive ability.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Express is just British Infowars with stock options.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Make a bad taste, low budget movie that most people will shit on but will also give you a reason to stomp and pout about how the mainstream media are being unfair to you resulting in more publicity. That's the Ben Shapiro business model.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Same energy as Trumps "I'll solve the Ukraine war on day one" or "I'll solve inflation" It's kind of boring.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Genuinely surprised he didn't go for America Intelligence.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yet Iran is still kicking your ass.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kennedys trying to create more material for his "funny Kennedy quotes" reels They're more interested in entertaining than governing
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
His leg looks mangled.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As Jack Smith testifys, Senator shoots himself in the nuts and calls it a victory.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not really a surprise. They pretend Trumps been playing 4d chess for the past ten years.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They brought it on themselves.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll go one better "Senator Eric Schimitt is being considered as a potential VP for Vance"
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it possible to flee to work?
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can't rationalise and reason with them.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The way they fall over themselves and their dignity trying to please their orange daddy is amusing.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holidays and insider trading.
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You mean like his faith in Christianity or his spine?
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lpaton83 @lpaton83.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He was so desperate for it to be migrants
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