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Lozza Fox

@lozzafox.bsky.social
634 followers 476 following 193 posts

Former actor and failed politician. (Parody)

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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Is it too late to say something about Crafty, alone with his bald eagle and cream cheese?
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
🦅 CONGRATULATIONS! 🦅 To the Philadelphia EAGLES and their extraordinary manager, Big Chungus, on their historic Superbowl win! You are cordially invited to a special reception in your honour, at The White House!
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
That one where you write different races on Rizlas and everyone sticks one to their forehead is pretty good tbf...
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
FUN FACT: The top of that crook unscrews and the pole becomes a mahoosive snorty! 💪
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Reform UK is adding it's voice to the rising chorus British voices DEMANDING that the next Archbishop be named Noncey McNonceface. news.sky.com/story/public...
news.sky.com
Public asked to name next Archbishop of Canterbury after Justin Welby resignation
The Church of England has described the public consultation as "an opportunity to gather the views of a wide range of people... on the gifts, qualities and skills needed".
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Yvonne Burdett @nannyvon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Just seen a picture on TV of Trump surrounded by very young girls. What parent would allow that?
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Anyone? Asking for a friend...
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The plug:
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This is absolutely ridiculous. People need to wake up, smell the hot chocolate, and stop sharing this kind of thing on social media.
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I told you to do it the other way... 🙄
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
There bloody well should be. Fuming. 😡
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
That's not Crafty smoking, it's just his sock...
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
MGBGA? How much for a gram?
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
UK has plenty of lines?
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
It went to voicemail after a different number of rings every time. 😐
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Oh, so you have got your phone then? I was calling you the entire time I was over there. What happened to our tickets?
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Mister Trump has just shared with me the architectural drawings for his planned, new, 30,000 bed "migrant hotel" facility in Guantanamo Bay. The British Government, indeed the world, could learn a lot here...
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Well wipe it clean then hands above the desk, crafty...
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
*WORK* Crafty........ 🙄
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Apparently he tried to play the Trump card...
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Neither do you, Nigel nine jobs! 😂
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Ladies and gentlemen: The Master Race. Many namby pamby Brits could borrow a leaf from this book, y'all.
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Ladies and gentlemen: The Master Bates...
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
What? I wasn't doing anything.
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
He's behind you!
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
It is NOT "Farridge".
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
You told me you deleted that...
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Every April, these British Isles are invaded by hundreds of thousands of undocumented migrants from Europe and West Africa. They come here for the sole purpose of having babies and engage in the illegal fishing of our waters. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Sandeel: Brexit fishing row heads for trade court showdown
The UK has banned European vessels from catching the silvery fish species in its North Sea waters but the EU is challenging the move.
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Still, you have to admire that beak...
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Dibs the front. (Need to keep my beak clear...)
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
If inflation has reduced by 2.5%, why haven't prices also gone down by 2.5%? Yet another failure by Labour to understand the issues... 🙄
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Well at least nobody can accuse are Crafty of failing to understand the tissues...
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Suck on that, Elon! www.politico.eu/article/poll...
politico.eu
Brits like Elon Musk even less than Nigel Farage
British public sides with Reform UK leader over the X owner and Trump ally, according to new poll.
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
The less we know about what's in your hand the better, Crafty. And as for your bush... 😬
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
A fat line and a spliff?
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Throwback to when we used to play "Hitler Youth" at Dulwich College... Fun times!
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Technically I only have one nostril now...
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Jason Reid @jasonreiduk.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
THIS is my England. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Luminous yellow shop sign which says WE SELL FAGS AND POPPERS
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
How much are the poppers?
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Fiona Morgan @fimor.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
What is Gove snorting these days?
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
80% glucose C, 10% speed and 10% charlie. Don't ask me how I know. 😉
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Tom Foale @tfoale.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Here’s another reason to like Bluesky - the @nigelfarage.bsky.social and @darrengrimes.bsky.social accounts are both parodies. I’m looking forward to many more dickheads being ridiculed.
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Are you calling me a dickhead?
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Ah! You mean like Elon did...
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Are we still getting the money?
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Put your stick down for 5 minutes, Crafty.
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Let's just say they've had more presidents than you've had wet socks.
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The former President...
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Just heard the sad news... RIP Jimmy Carr. 🥺
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