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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

She's doing new books too. There's one on Hagrid out this month. There's a deal with Colgate for branded toothpaste. Unlike with the films this seems to be coming from her, not Warner Brothers. What is going on?

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“All they want is to get you drunk and then inject metal into your body so that when they go into the prisons the inmates can use their powers to pull the metal out, killing you and enabling them to escape”

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Looking forward to the Labour panic and 'we must listen to the raving arseholes' caving in to 300 people as being somehow representative of the country at large. Hopefully they will have Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson visit them now and that will show them.

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Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans

Piddington residents vote over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sitting down to start watching the recording of the National Theatre's 'Angels in America 2: Perestroika' and made a joke to myself that we should have a 'previously on...' only to find that Sky Arts have indeed made one especially!

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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

God have mercy, an old friend of mine was one of Orr’s students who had quit his PhD and can only speak about it now

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Journalist: I object to the term ‘dead cat’ being used to imply we all have the attention span of concussed goldfish- Me: My apologies. Trump dangled the ‘shiny bauble’ of war in Iran and journalists obligingly forgot all about the Epstein Files… Journalist: < mollified >

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

For several years James Patterson has ‘co-wrote’ a load of children’s books with a variety of authors and I assumed they were doing all the work and he was taking the easy money. I really don’t know who would be doing the work if it’s a collab between him and Mr Beast. Neither option seems good.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

That's what we need, more 'morally grey' morality tales.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Randomly watched a late season 2 episode of ST:Discovery and damn, they were making some great TV for a few years there.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

When police kill someone they go all "well, maybe we won't kill anyone else and then where will you be?" whereas some journalists are going for "yeah, we killed him and who can we kill next?" and not seeing that that's worse?

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

So I assume Hal's Emerald Attack Team is having an absolutely normal week right now. I assume Geoff Johns is not rolling around on the floor screaming.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Well, there you go. I was thinking it was a shame that I missed the staging of 'Angels in America' with Andrew Scott in it, only to discover it didn't exist, he and Dominic Cooper did a scene for a National Theatre special event, which is kind of weird when you think about it.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I'm expecting a lot of Skinner_meme "No it's the children who are to blame" thinkpieces in the media over the weekend.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Imagine having one of these videos being about you and not cringing so hard you immediately collapse in on yourself and become the most self-loathing singularity on the Western Spiral Arm of the Galaxy.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

'England burned itself to a crisp on Saturday the 15th August 2026. It was traced back to every single man in the country saying "Fuckin' Burnham's not going to tell ME what to do" after receiving an Emergency Alert warning about starting fires on the Friday evening.'

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Wow, the Government just used the Severe Alert on my phone to tell me not to start a wildfire. After the fuss years ago about testing it, it's wild they've used it now.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Ah, the dream of all journalists, to die in silly season so that the newspapers are so desperate for content that they will give you two fucking pages of a broadsheet when you were just a stain of a human being.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

So, an organisation like, to pick two random examples, the Guides or the W.I. can have gender neutral toilets that trans women could use, but not have trans women and girls as members? As the famous Eccles would say, "Fine, fine..."

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Children are taught not to give in to bullies. Adults wonder how high would be enough to appease these monsters.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I’m just looking forward to the day after the Clacton by-election when Reform supporters get mad that people aren’t that upset that their joke candidate beat our joke candidate.We’ve won already!

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 26/07/2026

150,000 marched yesterday in London for trans rights. Opened the Sky News app. Scrolled and scrolled. Nothing. BBC News app. Nothing. Guardian app. Nothing. This is what actual silencing looks like.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Nuh-uh. You're going to have to work a lot harder than that to crack *this* egg.

A Facebook ad for the film 'Project Hail Mary'. The pic is a still from early in the film. The text reads 'Eva Stratt, the woman you are. You can stream #ProjectHailMary now on @PrimeVideo'.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Young man, there's no need to feel down, I said Young man, pick yourself off the ground, I said Young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Re-reading 'The Hunger Games' so as to be able to indulge a friend's daughter's hyperfixation. Yes, it's bleak, but as the audiobook I'm currently listening to is 'Wuthering Heights' it's practically like a reel of the funny bits from your favourite TV show.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Honestly, the number of journalists who are 'unmasking' Count Binface just because they could never work out who Banksy was.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Writing Tip: If you're writing vampires don't recycle the old 'just popping out for a Chinese/Indian' joke, instead have your vampire quote the Democracy Manifest guy while fighting your hero. Yeah, I just want to see someone accuse Batman of touching their junk or commending Blade on their judo.

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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/07/2026

Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Dedicating 'Bar Italia' by Pulp to all England fans this evening. 'Move, move quick, you've gotta move, Come on it's through, come on it's time, Oh, look at you, you looking so confused, Just what did you lose?' 'It's okay, it's just your mind.'

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Sarah Viktoria 🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️⚧️🦗 @sarahviktoria.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

If a tree falls in a forest, has it really fallen if JK Rowling threatens to sue anyone who says it has?

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Okay, if we can get Andy Burnham to say "trans rights" then Jo Rowling will bring down the U.K. Government.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The Dems should just start releasing their Twitters of sympathy for the death of McConnell now. If they are going to commit to this civility bullshit then at least use it for something useful as well.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Wait, is the United States having it's own Ann Widdecombe moment?

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Farage saying Reform could cover the costs of the by-election. Because this didn't start because of it being suspicious that Farage had the sort of money to do that.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Congratulations to The U.S.A. for winning the 2026 World Cup.

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Loz Flowers @lozflowers.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Was Matt Goodwin's racist outburst the other day him positioning himself for a run at being Reform leader if Nigel Farage goes? Does Matt think he's the Andy Burnham of Reform when in fact he's the Wes Streeting?

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