lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Did you watch the Lorne documentary? Unless someone is going to replicate what he does verbatim, it will die when he's gone. 010
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Stealing my wife's opinion -> It's a movie made for a world that doesn't exist anymore. 230
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026One of my favorite things in movies is when the costume designer clearly made zero research into what actual sports jerseys actually look like. Like basketball jerseys with no numbers on front and three numbers on the back? Perfect. 010
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I went three days without drinking Diet Coke and, surprisingly, I was fine. I've had two cans of Diet Coke today and I feel like my brain has been massaged by the hand of god and that general feeling of dread that's been buzzing in my entire body for three days went away. 080
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 09/10/20261000% percent subscribe. Requests: JCPenney catalogs (any year), ingredients from Little Debbies snack cakes (any cakes). 340
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026As is custom, leave a bottle of giardiniera out on a window sill or front step for at least 30 days in remembrance. 030
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found out a former boss left his job to be a "leadership coach" full time. Do not get me wrong, he's a very nice person. But this as a full time gig seems potentially hard to monetize. Then I found out he's exclusively marketing himself to the evangelical community and it all made sense. 030
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026- By my estimation, I’ve been to around 50 Penn State games. This one was the worst. Christ, they choked. They were awful. 020
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026- Nothing pumps up the crowd quite like an ambling video about the Ryan family and statistics literally minutes before kickoff. - The student section literally no idea what to do at a football game. Slightly endearing because all these nerds were trying their best. - It was LOUD, really really LOUD 120
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Roundup of Penn State/Northwestern game: - The new Ryan Field is pretty amazing. They really thought of everything to make things great from the attendees’ perspective. - Northwestern has all the parts of a game day experience but can’t quite put it all together. 120
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Adding insult to injury (besides Penn State sucking ass) is at Ryan Field started playing Refused’s “New Noise” and cut it off right at the drop. Like, COME ON. 110
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Penn State has no offensive line and can’t throw to the right. Christ. 100
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m at the Penn State/Northwestern game at the new Ryan Field. They ran a video to tell the Northwestern students how to cheer. #wearestatic.klipy.comReally SeriouslyALT: Really Seriously 110
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[looks at the Rubbermaid container filled with leftovers *I swear* I was going to eat three months ago and now I'm afraid to remove it because it actually may be alive in the back of that one shelf in the fridge that things seem to end up and get lost at] Yep. Just like mine. A beautiful tableau. 010
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The wife has been listening to "fall" music mixes on YouTube and a lot of them have Wicked Game on them. Wicked Game IS NOT a fall/autumn song. That is definitely a summer song. That song is way too horny for the fall. 120
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sure, I’ll pose with my Amazon package while doing yard work. 040
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When the credit card I use sends my new statement, it always has a scene of like a family having a picnic or a couple having drinks. Stock photos of “people enjoying life”. The past 3 had people with white or grey hair only. I’m wondering if they saw my age and was like “time to switch the photos!” 130
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The funniest part of this entire list is this entry. Every other show, all seasons worth watching. This one? Oh no no no no. (Season 4 was really good) 000
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I've reached the point of the company offsite meetup where I'm officially in "hiding in my hotel room with the A/C set at 60 drinking my fifth Diet Coke" mode. 040
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In a town that has Cybercabs and went to sign into the app to see if I was in the vicinity. Forgot I have a Tesla account under a dummy email address with the name Tickles Poopstick. (They don’t have coverage where I am) (Don’t worry I wasn’t going to take one) 030
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When we need to give a pill to the big dog, we wrap it in a little bit of a Kraft plastic cheese. I realized the only time she gets that "cheese" is if she's getting a pill. That makes me wonder does she actually like the cheese or has she learned that when she eats this cheese she feels better. 010
Reposted by lowrentkickerNick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Annual reminder to lock your doorsyoutu.beFall Time in TennesseeYouTube video by Nick Lutsko 614242
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It was a weird summer weather-wise where I live. Cool, then insanely hot, no rain then a non-stop deluge for weeks. However, the tan line on my ankles is defined and looking good. 040
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026CONFIRMED: The new person on my team made an inadvertent 9/11 joke and we all laughed including the new person and I realized maybe we're all more alike than I thought. 030
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I stayed until he selected an Ed Sheeran song. I knew who Ed Sheeran was, but knew none of his music. My group didn't always play songs I was 100% into, but this was the first song that I had a strong negative emotional reaction to. So, I guess I've been boycotting Ed Sheeran for a long, long time. 030
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The very first time you met with him he would want to know what kind of music you liked and would take the time to listen to music you mentioned he didn't know. He made sure he included songs that he thought everyone in the group would like and tried hard to group by what we would collectively enjoy 110
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026He'd teach fundamentals to everyone; adjust the lesson depending on the learner's level. He had specific things he'd want each person to practice. Ultimately he wanted people to experience playing together always. He strongly felt that there's no point in playing unless you did it with other people. 110
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I once took guitar lessons from a guy who I really enjoyed and he had a specific teaching method. He would only teach group lessons, beginners to advanced in one group, would have everyone work on the same thing each week, and it was in always centered around one song for about 7-8 weeks. 110
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Blockbuster used the numbering method for everything. I remember 2 is membership. 33 was a rental. 44 was an item for sale. 010
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Someone is selling their Blockbuster membership card for $200. Adorable. 2 = Membership 90323 = Store location. Begins with a 9 so it started as a franchise. Reading, PA. 22795 = The order in which the membership was added, so they were the 22,795 person added to the store's database. 120
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Say what you want about LLMs, but there is something magical about putting something in one and asking it to "explain this to me like I've had a traumatic brain injury" and it spit it out to a level I can understand. 020
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have a work event a few weeks out. They sent out a list of shared cars to get us from one venue to another. Each van has 4-5 people in it except one. The one I’m in is two people and I’m with the CEO. This feels like a trap. 240
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Use promo code BLUESKYSICKO for a free 98-way parlay (value $5) here on DraftKingsKalshiPolymarketFanDuel 011
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Me doing a web search on "fancy ham" because I couldn't remember the name for pancetta 000
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Good news: The little dog has learned how to wake me up quietly if she has to go outside to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night Bad news: The little dog has learned how to wake me up quietly if she has to go outside to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night 030
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That said the person I thought of started a psilocybin-infused yogurt company but might have done that due to a manic episode. They might be physically and mentally unwell, but apparently on that grind mindset. 000
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026At this stage of my life, you’d think I would know that if I think of a random person at 3am I was friends with but haven’t heard from in a long time, there is a reason they disappeared. And that reason is rarely something benign. 100
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Me, showing up to college party: "What are y'all doing?" "Playing beer pong." "Nice. You know when I was in college we called it Beirut." "Why?" "Because it looked like a bombing." "..." "When we were kids a terrorist group blew up US military barracks in Lebanon" "..." "Alright beer pong let's go!" 010
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Do they even sell unfiltered cigarettes anymore (at least in the US)? Do the kids do binge drinking like power hours or case races or Edward Fortyhands anymore? Actually, when BORGs were a thing for a bit, present day me was horrified and college age me was like "that's brilliant." 010
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I should clarify I have smoked cigarettes before. It usually was after me finishing my 900th drink where someone handed me a Marlboro red unfiltered, my brain would go "this seems like an excellent idea", and I would have a microsecond moment of clarity where I was like "maybe I'm too drunk." 010
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I never smoked but I bet after smoking a cigarette it feels exactly the same as when I go on LinkedIn and mark every single post that shows up as "Seems like AI slop". 020
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Someone talk me out of buying this Traveling Wilburys guitar 000
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If I'm ever in LA, will I go to it? Wouldn't be against it. Is it going to be a great museum? I have no doubt it will be a great experience. Do I think it reeks of hubris and billionaire bullshit behavior? Absolutely yes. Can't just donate or give freely. There needs to be an ego or money component. 000
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026- The entire project is just a giant tax dodge and/or wealth accumulation tactic under the guise of public service. 100
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026- Instead of giving money and/or his collection to existing museums (like the Art Institute or MCA), he insisted on a brand new building with his name on it. 100
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In short: - He tried to take protected public land along the lake for the museum instead of putting it somewhere where a new museum could enhance that area of Chicago. 100
lowrentkicker @lowrentkicker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Seeing the new Lucas Museum is opening, it reminds me of my post 17-18 years ago on Tumblr where I shitted on the idea of it and every goddamn nerd had a hate boner over the post. It was one of the posts that had the most "notes" on it on my time on Tumblr. I stand by every word of it. 100
