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Low Carpe Diet

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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
rage cage against the dying of the light
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
yemeni cricket vs. yemeni snicket
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
salt lick city
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
candy coded
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
fraught topic
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
like uber but for free rides when you’ve already paid
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
chicken tendencies
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
toast maghost
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
lapis lasagna
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
sporked tongue
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
does it smell like Updike in here?
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
deus ex laxative
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
anti social pony club
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
cowboy depop
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
dude diligence
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
neil jung
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
joão de vivre
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Swimply’s Believe It Or Not™️
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
he’s a tough butt to crack
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
pontius pilates
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I do declare! (a thumb war)
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
wholesome prison blues
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
warren beatty blocker
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
doordash confessional
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
chili cum carne
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
nabisco stu 🕺🏻🪩
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Good bio for earnest musician: Singer/wrong-righter
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
elena febrontë
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
ty water 🌊ign
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
That's it. That's the bluesky.
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
That's it. That's the tweet.
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
clay “belly” aiken √
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
thomas "the tank" pynchon
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
eel de grass tyson en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zostera
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Zostera - Wikipedia
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
they hate us cause they anus
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
opossum my possum
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
honey I suckled the kids
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Low Carpe Diet @lowcarpdiet.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
susan sondheim
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