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Lottie Langford

@lottie-langford.bsky.social
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The girl who inherited pearls, stallions & a taste for breaking the rules. Alluring mix of mischief, charm & contradictions. Addictive. Exclusive. Devastatingly effective. www.elitecourtesans.co.uk/lottie

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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 19h
Bit blooming blustery today 😅🌬️🍃
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wish you all could have seen the look on the poor delivery driver’s face when I info dumped “grass growth rates and its effects on hoof quality” onto him … he only asked a simple, off the cuff question … SORRY, Mr delivery driver!! 🙈🤣
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One horse left to work then I can finally go home - it’s been a hectic day 😅
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Lottie Field Guide 🕵️‍♂️ Specimen No.3 - The Sphinx 🛕 Provocation 😏
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
‘The Devil Makes Work for Idle Hands’ 🌓🥃 (Part 3 of 6) @atglamourlondon.co.uk
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good morning! Rise and shine! ✨💫
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a little scratch and swelling, be right as rain in no time 😁🙈
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I got dumped today 😭 by the bronc baby … into a wall 🙈😅
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Elite Courtesans 🥂 @elitecourtesans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The most anticipated date, made all the more special by the care and attention to every detail — courtesy of Mr L... L for Legend! Eternally grateful for all you do, you amazing man. www.elitecourtesans.co.uk/escorts/l…
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my fricking days!!! 😍😍 Ignore the terrible selfies … just look how insane The Unicorn is!!! 🦄🦄 I am beyond excited to see what magic @atglamourlondon.co.uk can conjure up with this set! 😁
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was Schrödinger’s cat dead or alive?
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No More Thursdays
Part 2 of 2
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For once I’m struggling to put my thoughts into coherent sentences. This time it’s that pesky cat in a box to blame and not whiskey…
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
‘The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands’ 🌔🥃 (Part 2 of 6) @atglamourlondon.co.uk
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Emergency haribo deployed 😅
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drove all the way to the fish and chip shop, google says they are open 12-9. Get there and they are shut - they close for an hour 2.30-3.30 🙄 … so hangry Lottie 😅
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Lottie Field Guide 🕵️‍♂️ Specimen No.3 - The Sphinx 🛕 Enticement 🫴🏻
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, I’m being savage and eating Macdonalds … had to chuckle at the order number 🤭
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bronc baby learnt about travelling life today, very proud of how much he’s matured recently 🥰🐴
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sat here giggling away myself 🤭🤣
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Unicorn freaking GLOWS IN THE DARK!!!! 🦄😁😍
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New species have joined The Lottie Field Guide … The unicorn 🦄 The Calliope 🪶
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What’s in the boxes???
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
‘The Devil Makes Work for Idle Hands’ 🌖🥃 (1 of 6) @atglamourlondon.co.uk
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not sure why, maybe it’s the sun, but I get the feeling today is going to be memorable…
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How freaking pretty is this box of chocolates?!? 😍🥰
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spoilt is an understatement. Whiskey, cheese & crackers, chocolate, Bordelle AND a full sugar bowl. Sir, pulled out all the stops… one very lucky and grateful lady. My hair tells the story…
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Lottie Field Guide 🕵️‍♂️ Specimen No.3 - The Sphinx 🛕
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
May have enticed some new specimens home with me 🤭 @atglamourlondon.co.uk camera at the ready 📸😁
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got my lasso and net at the ready 🦄🪶
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Twas the day before release And all through the house, Anticipation was humming Far louder than a mouse. The outfit was chosen, The pearls set aside, Imagination had wandered Considerably too wide. One more sleep. The possibility must finally choose a path…
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trying to whittle down the photos from today’s mini shoot… @atglamourlondon.co.uk is so good at his job I’ve ended up with a list longer than Rapunzel’s hair 🙈🤣
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Lottie Field Guide 🕵️‍♂️ Specimen No.2 - The Viper 🐍 Luring Prey - 🐍🪤
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🤭🤭
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just in case anyone is wondering … it’s no more Friday’s … 🤭
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All done. 😁 Always good fun working with @atglamourlondon.co.uk The Sphinx has been officially documented 🕵️‍♂️🔍📸🛕
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Early morning London
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Step 1 complete. I’ve made it to the train station. 😅 This is very much, Lottie out of water territory 🤣🙈
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Super excited for my little London adventure tomorrow to shoot The Sphinx, can’t say I’m looking forward to getting the train though. 😅 All the more reason to get my arse in gear and sort out a new-to-me car 🚗
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Santa Claus demands scientific method …
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The Sweetness of Not Knowing
It is such a delicious feeling, not knowing.
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today is the last day Thursday, and also only one more sleep until The Sphinx’s official field guide portraits 😁
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Random thought, what is your favourite punctuation mark? 🙈 Mine is the ellipsis. A full stop is very blunt, signals the end of a thought. The ellipsis suggests there is more - something unspoken - allows your mind to wander… Yes, you read correctly I have a favourite punctuation mark. 🤣🙈
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Longer dates have many advantages. More time, the chance to actually get to know each other properly, and I can have a drink. Sober Lottie is already a delightfully questionable influence… but add whiskey and… 🤭🥃
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Beautiful ruggedness speaks to me on so many levels 😍
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Lottie Field Guide 🕵️‍♂️ Specimen No.2 - The Viper 🐍 In captivity 🐍🔒
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The curious luxury of Schrödinger’s cat…
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One More Thursday
(Part 1 of 2)
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A cautionary tale of what to expect when Lottie is left unsupervised 🤣🤣
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The Victorian Field Guide to Luxury Lingerie
There is something deeply satisfying when several of your passions accidentally collide.
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The forgotten chapter…
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The Invisible Bit
There is a peculiar cruelty to being very good at your job, at fixing broken things.
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Lottie Field Guide 🕵️‍♂️ Specimen No.2 - The Viper 🐍 Mating Rituals 💋
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Lottie Langford @lottie-langford.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do you know what? I love the little bluesky salon that has organically grown here. 🥰🥰
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