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Dude, Where’s My Shirt? @lostmygymshirt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Whilst in a hotel, one must take slutty hotel pics. One does not question this imperative.

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Dude, Where’s My Shirt? @lostmygymshirt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

On the list for next undie purchase: 1) crocheted bikini/swimsuit 2) dark room garters and stockings 3) mixed assortment of petitq sale items: micro g, bodysuit, mesh shorts 4) Any suggestion you might have (links pls)

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Dude, Where’s My Shirt? @lostmygymshirt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

My hot take is that if you have a show (glorified podcast) on an ESPN channel that features you behind a cluttered desk, you generally have to look like your experience with your chosen sport was 20 years ago when you looked at its preferred projectile once, age irrelevant.

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Dude, Where’s My Shirt? @lostmygymshirt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

No self esteem boost quite like getting almost-cruised by the tall, dark-skinned top with a fade at the gym. If that was you at the Crunch on Aloma, I’m game next time. 😈

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Dude, Where’s My Shirt? @lostmygymshirt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Trying desperately to come out of the funk I’ve been in for the last few weeks. I promise I’m not ignoring any of you…

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Dude, Where’s My Shirt? @lostmygymshirt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If I am not bred again soon, I fear I will never again be horny.

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Dude, Where’s My Shirt? @lostmygymshirt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Making up for my lack of being gay this month.

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Dude, Where’s My Shirt? @lostmygymshirt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Obligatory #fcf and #humpday bc there is at least one universe where it is both Friday AND Wednesday.

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Dude, Where’s My Shirt? @lostmygymshirt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Ah yes, fissures, first day of classes, and jury duty. Maybe this is hell.

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Dude, Where’s My Shirt? @lostmygymshirt.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Did some stretching, so now it wants the real thing

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

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Dude, Where’s My Shirt? @lostmygymshirt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Yes, hi, I would like a new digestive system, please. Mine was apparently not designed properly.

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Dude, Where’s My Shirt? @lostmygymshirt.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

May have devoured the entirety of @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social’s “The Shots You Take” from 6pm to 2am yesterday. Yes, I did stop to eat, walk the dogs, and assure the husbro that I was not leaving him to find a Nova Scotian hockey player. No, I will not be taking additional questions at this time.

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Dude, Where’s My Shirt? @lostmygymshirt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Schwetty Buns feat. Untitled Toilet Paper Functional Art display.

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