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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️

@lostinberkeley.bsky.social
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Africa and World historian. Throbbing middle finger to God. Trans: she/her.

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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Homer Simpson tripping over a garbage can and pulling a funny face.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Vincent D'Onfrio in Full Metal Jacket looking like he's about to shoot someone. "I'm grateful for the way my dad has raised me."
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I think this kind of explains some of this mess.
Skeet text: I also have Presidential ambitions and am the most hated poster in Something Awful history. I get REALLY high engagements in comment sections and message boards.

Why would this be any different?
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
What a shit year. Today I have to say goodbye to one of my babies. Again. Losing her sister in Aug left a gaping wound that wasn't even close to being closed. At this point someone just finish me off.
A fluffy black cat with yellow eyes staring into the camera with a look of annoyance.A pair of fluffy black cats stare out from a window. Behind them is dark and only the faintest outlines of their heads can be made out as well as their bright eyes.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
If any of these are your senators I ask you to call their offices and bully/plead with them to not be fucking assholes by caving in to pressure from a small faction of right-wing fanatics.
We did not hear from many senators up for re-election whose states have been competitive in the last decade - John Hickenlooper of Colorado, Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire, Gary Peters of Michigan, Mark Warner of Virginia, Jon Ossoff of Georgia, and Tina Smith of Minnesota.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
This one left me speechless.
Screen shot of a hashtag resistance liberal's profile header:
"NAFO(flags for the US, Ukraine, and Israel)ANTI-FASCIST ASSAULT BRIGADE
Anti-fascist FELLA. DEMOCRACY ENFORCER and US Hegemony Enthusiast. #TheResistance #ERASEMAGA #RIPCROOKS #ARRESTMIKEFLYNN
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Great job, @newsweek.com
Edna Lovejoy from The Simpsons standing in a room with a bunch of other women holding protest signs. She is clutching her pearls. Her original line has been changed.
Edna: Oh, won't somebody please think of the Brownshirts?
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I need you to understand that this is the sophistication of the trap laid out by fascists and you are falling for it.
Image of a classic cartoony trap where one side of a cardboard box is raised up with a stick. A piece of string is attached to the stick in order to spring the trap and drop the box down on whatever is underneath it.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I think about this a couple times a week at least.
Skeet reading: seeing a cybertruck in the wild is fun bc only 3000 have been sold so its like oh wow theres our towns Biggest Dipshit. look at him go!
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
An orange and white cat laying on the back cushions of a gray couch. She is looking at the camera with a barely held back contempt.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
It was so fucking hot at dusk one day that this bat latched onto the screen door and panted for half an hour before it could fly away.
A brown bat latched onto a screen door trying to escape the ungodly heat of Sacramento.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
Heart ripped out. Let your animal companions know how much you love them.
A fluffy black cat with giant yellow eyes sitting at the top of a white cat tree staring into the camera.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
Visited my void daughter in emergency. They've had trouble getting her to eat so I showed up with her favorite food and treats. The nurses were all happy to see her scarf down a bunch of treats. Still no idea what is wrong with her and I feel like I've been separated from my heart.
Fluffy black cat with yellow eyes laying on her side and looking up at the camera. She is obviously being cute on purpose.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
This image still lives rent-free in my head.
Mayor Pete biting a pork chop (?) very angrily. His face is tense. You can see the tendons in his neck as screams into the void through the bite. His eyes -  lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye - are fixed on something behind the camera. Possibly his next victim.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
Screen shot from the Futurama episode "Future Stock" (S4E6). The unfrozen businessman is addressing Frye while Mom watches. UBM and Frye wear the same dark suits and ties. Caption reads: Team - I know you've already heard this from Will but I also wanted to weigh in on this directly: the journalistic standards and ethics at The Post will not change.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
Two black cats sitting on a grey chair. The first on the right (Freyja) has been recently shorn and her eyes are mostly closed. The second, on the left (Lilith), has green eyes and soft luxurious fur. They are both annoyed with the photographer.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Two black cats sitting on a grey chair. The one on the right (Freyja) has been shorn somewhat recently and her eyes are slightly closed. The one on the left (Lilith) has green eyes and long hair. They are both annoyed with the photographer.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Just imagine the world that could be created by using AI to animate this image. Futuristic!
Image of Homer Simpson disappearing into a hedge.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
I didn't make this but I thought it was an important update.
a komodo dragon from behind, head turned to look at the camera, legs spread showing off its impressive legs and thick as fuck tail. Some unknown hero drew a french maid outfit onto the komodo dragon
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
Image of a Magic the Gathering card (Basal Thrull from Fallen Empires) with the courtroom drawing of Trump laid on top of the original artwork. Trump looks smeared and kind of abstract and fleshy
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
Old meme of Saddam Hussein's spider hole. The illustration shows a red figure laying on their back at the bottom of a pit with "Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble," "air vent," and "fan" labeled. The image has been altered with a label that says "Rudy Guiliani" and "Rudy's hiding place" at the top of the image.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 12/05/2024
Many an all-nighter would be required in front of the Bombe.
Image of the Bombe device that Alan Turing helped design and program to break the German Enigma cipher machine. It looks like a giant metal box with a bunch of tubes visible. I'm really sorry, that's the best I can really do.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
I offer a gremlin and her sister to aid in healing and work not being too shitty.
Two black cats both looking at something behind the camera. One sits on the left of the frame and has long, deep black fur. The second is centered and has the same long, deep black fur on her head, feet, and end of her tail. The rest of her fur has been shorn down. She has yellow eyes.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
It does kind of look like it could be Ed or Bev Bighead from Rocko's Modern Life. I didn't see that at all until I read "frog" though. Boobs -> dancing couple
Ed Bighead from Rocko's Modern Life. A green frog with 3 hairs coming off the back of his head. Ed has big expressive eyes and a mouth to match. He is wearing slacks held up with suspenders, a white t-shirt, a black bow tie, and yellow half-heeled shoes.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
Two panel Meme of Eric Andre shooting Hannibal Buress. Panel 1: under Andre the text says, "person angry at the Estrogen Empress for reasons only they understand, maybe," under Buress, "blockenheimering their own followers."
Panel 2: Andre asks, "why would the estrogen empress do this?"
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Really the issue is that they just aren't trying hard enough.
Carne Asada fries. Image of a bed of french fries with carne asada (steak) on top covered in pico de gallo, guacamole, sour cream, and cheese. This image and description may immediately make you feel drowsy. That's ok, that's normal.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Here's a cat for apologies
Fluffy black cat sitting up at the top of a cat tree. She has yellowish eyes.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Skeet text: The refrain is always, "Well they're Nazis". "They're evil."

I don't believe you. I know humans too well. Yes, rage-farming and trolling is a huge problem that we need to fix. People don't only ban or excommunicate 100% evil ideas.

Barney was evil. D&D was evil. Rock Music was evil.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
This person seems like they need a warning label.
Waste of space saying some racist, xenophobic shit
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Image from Starship Troopers. Jake Buesy's character has a black box with the word "cancelled" pinning his hand to the wall. He is in pain.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Image from The Simpsons. Shelbyvillians enjoying cool glasses of turnip juice. They are not enthusiastic, possibly even grossed out.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
A fluffy orange and white cat with green eyes. Her chest is mostly white going down onto her belly and the orange has a stripe pattern. She is standing on a couch pillow looking at something behind the camera.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Still image from The Simpsons. Gabbo the ventriloquist dummy and his human partner, Arthur Crandall, are having a discussion about that evenings show as compared to Krusty the Klown's. Arthur is wearing a black tuxedo with a white shirt and a red bow tie and cummerbund. Gabbo is wearing a similar tuxedo except it is blue instead of black and he wears a black bowler hat with a blue band.
Gabbo: What do we got?
Arthur: Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.
Gabbo: Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi (his head spins around)
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
Yes I would, Kent.
Still image from The Simpsons. Kent Brockman (right) is interviewing a professor (left) and asking him, "Would you say it's time for Swifties to crack open MAGA heads... and feast on the goo inside?"
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
Don't talk to me or my muscular strawberry child ever again
An ai generated image of a shirtless muscular white man in his 50s. He has very short cropped, blonde hair. He is clutching a giant muscular strawberry to his chest. The strawberry is red with a green leafy top.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
The social sciences building at UC Davis is a pain in the ass to navigate through but is so beautiful. On the tall concrete side the classrooms are little seminar/meeting rooms where you can see across the flatness of Davis. architecture-history.org/architects/a...
Look, I'm really sorry and I'm going to do my best. Picture of a large concrete, metal, and glass building about 5 stories high. The left side of the image/building is a mostly concrete stairwell that reaches up to a point a couple of stories over the actual floors. The roof slopes down to the right where there is a brief break where a glass enclosed walkway continues to the main building that is made of metal. The picture is taken from a walkway that drops down then across to meet a concrete section that is jutting out from the gap where the glass walkway is.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Yep
Two black cats sitting together looking up towards the camera.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
Ken, check out this image I grabbed off their servers!
Moe the bartender from the Simpsons holds a picture that a child drew of him. There are stink lines drawn coming off his body and at the top it says, "Mr. Stinky." Moe says, "Ah, geez. And you got the stink lines and everything."
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
What kind of villain fuckery is this?
The only two sources of water for the competitors were a water tower at six miles and a well at about the 12-mile mark.[2][6] James E. Sullivan was a chief organizer of the Olympics and set up no other water sources along the 24.85-mile course of the marathon even though it was conducted in 32 °C (90 °F) heat over unpaved roads choked with dust. His ostensible reason was to conduct research on "purposeful dehydration". The marathon ended with the worst ratio of entrants to finishers (14 of 32) and by far the slowest winning time, 3:28:45, almost 30 minutes slower than the second-slowest winning time.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Screenshot from The Simpsons. Homer is at a car lot and is sitting in a tiny Soviet bloc car from a country that doesn't exist anymore. His legs are pulled up almost to his ears and the collar of his winter coat obscures his face. Pushing the car is the salesman who has a big bushy mustache, dark hair, and is wearing an ill-fitting purple suit. The salesman is yelling, "Put it in 'H!'" which we presume would engage the car's hidden rockets.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Bottom right?
Mr Burns, skin glowing and eyes dilated. The town thought he was an alien
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Be sure to slap some of these up also
Sign that reads: DANGER - POISONOUS RADIOACTIVE WASTE HERE DO NOT DIG OR DRILL. It features a surprised Matt Yglesias covering his ears on the left and a crying Matt Yglesias on the right as well as the international icon for radioactive waste.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Good things can happen.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Absolutely the fuck not.
Screenshot of an account called Crypto being blocked.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Fucking egghead escaped from UC Davis.
Egghead sculptures from UCDavis. They are large white sculptures of an egg-shaped human head. Foreground: egghead is on its side looking towards the sky with a slight frown on its face. Background: the egghead in the background glowers as it speaks to the one in the foreground.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Disturbingly horny
Elmer Fudd eats a grilled cheese sandwich. Hot melted cheese trails from the sandwich and fills his mouth. His eyes are narrowed in ecstasy. We are in hell.
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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Kent Brockman from The Simpsons solemnly informing the viewers that Catturd Ranch has fallen
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