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Lostar

@lostar.bsky.social
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| Striped Hyena | Aurora, CO | ☭ | ⛧ | INFP | Bi | 36 | Telegram - t.me/Lostar | Signal @Lostar.01 |

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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Anyone speaking English east of the Mississippi is doing it WRONG
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That's pretty fucking rad if I do say so myself. Rebel got a custom plate and it looks gooood
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bought this bike in August 2022. It's a few miles away from 3500 miles as of this week. I probably don't ride it enough, I've never had it on the highway, I'm still absolutely terrified of anything over 45-50mph, but it's fun as hell in the city and for commuting. Happy gotcha day Sparrow.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
GROW CORRECTLY OR DON'T GROW AT ALL HAWORTHIA. I'm tired of this thing being floppy in spite of everything I've done for it. If the wires don't help in a week, I'm going to burn this plant alive.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Very much so, I'll wear a little Destiny until my Light fades irl
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
70mm IMAX baybee, on a day off. Crazy that I'm kinda getting paid to watch The Odyssey, the way Nolan intended lol.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Lovely girlfriend made a charcuterie board for Friday night feast. I'm full of prosciutto and brie...
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fuck it, I'm going back to the old 1990s food pyramid. 11 servings of pasta a day sounds like a good time.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
DOG MELLY!! She's gonna love it this winter
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just got HeartGold and tested it for authenticity. The collection is complete! I can move forward on my #PokeLab project!
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This stupid shit makes me angry. #GMOs are fine. GMOs are good. You don't absorb genetic material, if that happened we'd all be chickens by now. I'd rather everything be genetically modified, heavily processed, and so far removed from the ground it was grown in, it's not even recognizable as natural
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
#Battlefield6 cinema. Just pure kino.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The new PC set up is done. I'll upgrade the internals later, but the new cart and everything is done. Looks pretty good, if I say so myself.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This sauce fucks. It's supremely good on smoked salmon and white rice
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Forgot there was a second stack of Xbox games... The 360 really had a fucking excellent library.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It feels very weird to have nearly my entire gaming life packed up in tubs and stored for the time being. There are tens of thousands of hours of my life compressed into these containers.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Mother fucker, I knew that monitor deal was too good to be true. Now I get to try to convince a craigslist rando to take this busted ass shit back.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
What about a different kind of hyena? Similar but different!
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Added a layer of salt on the bottom. As spiders taste with their feet, all this poor bastard is experiencing is pure salt all the time. Eventually, it'll burn through its exoskeleton and dessicate its body over the course of days maybe?
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The victim
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This ad really pisses me off. There is no such thing as an illegal tax. If The State needs funding, it's up to the people living in it to pay up. If that means that accounts run dry, then so be it. I want to live in a world where I have no income, no savings, but also taken care of 100% by The State
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Another cartridge in the PokéDex! The collection is almost complete. I have to admit after playing a bit of #Pokemon Diamond, that Gen 4 fucking sucks. I miss the Shining Pearl version on this gen so much after just a couple hours. This one is going to take a while to finish for my #PokéLab project.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I absolutely love this team in #UltraSun! We're absolutely unstoppable! Going to take on the Team Rainbow Rocket boss rush down to start the post game and give all those legendary pokemon the business.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My old pal has protegé. The first Pokemon I ever laid hands on was the special edition Yellow version Pikachu, and I taught it Surf. Now, in the last of the hand helds, I have another surfing Pikachu. I named that OG special yellow edition Pikachu "Pika", its protegé is "Pika II". My heart is happy.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Breloom too, #EVTraining is going well, like to see that HP get over 200. She'll be scary as fuck with that stat spread.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Legalize nuclear bombs
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Can't wait to go to my annual HOA homeowners meeting next week and present from this laptop. Gonna see some really confused people when they realize their HOA president isn't who they thought. We're increasing the dues on corporate landlords and xeriscaping everything.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
FINALLY! I CAUGHT A SHINY PIKIPEK, I'M FREE! It's the only shiny I've purposely hunted, and it's a good one. Dude is gonna look great and be an absolute cannon on the team. Now I can actually play the game 😮‍💨
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
My current "Pokéstatus" list. Where I'm at with all my playthroughs. What I still need to get, what I still need to do, and how I'm coming up with a plan for the ultimate goal of completing the known Pokedex. Holy shit this is going to be work, but I think it'll be fun. Make the kid in me happy.
Hand made spreadsheet of all the pokemon games I'm working on and their status.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
It meee
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Finally got my hands on an authentic damn near mint condition Pokemon White 2. It's been my grail for a long time. The previous trainer left behind a box which I have adopted. Whoever the OT was for these guys, I promise to take good care of them.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
My lovely girlfriend knows me so well.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
*Hits you with a shovel* *Hits you with a shovel* *Hits you with a shovel* *Hits you with a shovel* *Hits you with a shovel* *Hits you with a shovel* *Hits you with a shovel* *Hits you with a shovel* *Hits you with a shovel* *Hits you with a shovel* #Destiny2
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Have a sleepy shibe enjoying some warm winter sun
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Someone I used to know was obsessed with Carrot Top. I'm surprised he's still performing at the Luxor and still looking as creepy as ever.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Makes sense
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Just a reminder that the whole #DubaiChocolate thing is an SEO plot to get people to associate Dubai with luxury, instead of wealthy and disgusting dudes paying American OnlyFans girls for sex and to defecate on them. As long as I'm alive with active Internet access, I'll never the SEO truly forget.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Got banned on Reddit for saying this. I do openly support the killing of all conservative, cishet, white, Christian, people. Gender doesn't matter. Just march them all into one of those giant industrial grinder things.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Totally scans.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
A little celebration, I didn't think I was going to make it this far tbh
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I love this game. #ReadyOrNot is absolute cinema.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Took a while, and I know it's probably not that impressive in 2025, but I've bred eevees with perfect abilities and natures for their evolutions, from egg to final form. I'm pretty proud of myself for having the whole set in one place, that I've done all by myself. Might restart Shield with them.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Got banned from TikTok, no explanation why, probably for the best. I have my theories why. First is that I've been posting the real definition of Dubai chocolate because I know that it's an SEO thing. They don't want to be seen as a bunch of degenerates, so they came up with a product instead
The real definition of Dubai Chocolate:

When a wealthy Dubai gentleman pays a prostitute (usually a young American female with an Only Fans) a large sum of money to defacate on her.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I won on this werewolf slot and he didn't even take off his pants... absolutely scammed.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
@bellagiolasvegas.bsky.social didn't have to make these zebras so hot, but they did, and that was the right choice 😏 #bellagioconservatory #thisisthelife
Blending wild grace with refined charm, two regal zebras make themselves at home amid deftly manicured magnificence. Finely clad in noble attire, Sir Pierre gazes lovingly upon Lady Colette as she lays in quiet repose upon a plush chaise lounge.
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Fuck that motherfucker and his shitty casinos
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Lostar @lostar.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
This season it's Ambitious Grasp, I love the Taken twitches. Very creepy
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