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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” J.R.R. Tolkien

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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Frodo: What news of the wide world? Gandalf: It's still exponentially effed up out there, so, let's forget the road goes ever on trip to Mordor, stay inside, get out the Old Toby, and binge watch all 15 seasons of Supernatural and pray that Jack raptures us out of here.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Police officer: Why were you driving on the wrong side of the road? Self=driving Tesla: Oh. Sorry. I wasn't paying attention, I was on my phone. You do know the phone is built right into me? It's not my fault.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Is there a sequel to that poem where the elders of tribe/village reminisce about the good old days of the common cold and Strep throat?
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Not today. The rapture won't happen until you learn how to pray like Dean Winchester in Season13 Ep1 of #Supernatural, and remember to pray to Jack, not Chuck. If you need help with this just ask @felicia.day Rumor has it that she's talked to angels.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Were you hanging out with Beverly Hofstadter when you posted this?
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
"a more resilient Society"? Stop that! Starfleet wants to contain the human infestation to Earth and hope they go extinct, not turn them in cockroaches that can survive anywhere and anything, so that cats can take their rightful place as the proper rulers of the universe.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Personally, I like the idea of The Rapture. A divine rescue from the Dark Lords of Earth. Barney Stinson: Wait for it! It’s gonna be legendary! Frodo: You’re late! Jesus: A Messiah is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Are you really going to sit there and tell me you wouldn't binge watch all seasons of Star Trek: Supernatural Chosen Jedis ?
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Captain's Log Stardate 2025. Captain Spock: I find myself aboard the Starship, Heaven. Scotty has informed Admiral Jesus the transporter is fully functional. Lt. Dean Winchester is still trying to determine how Lucifer got onboard to disable it 14days ago. Capt. Han Solo insists it is not his fault.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
So, Draco Malfoy has made the headlines in the Daily Prophet, again? Wait, is it spelled Prophet, or Profit?
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
#Supernatural theories Chuck's reluctance to be called God, suggests that he is Charlie Brown from an Alternate Universe Earth. Linus: Plus, they wrote it down backwards: it's dog, not god. You can't fool an old theologian like me. Snoopy: Smiles & winks, knowing. #SundayMorningBingeWatching
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
You: Hold still, the sketch is almost done. Moth: Be right back. I forgot to tell the Eagles to rescue Gandalf from Isengard.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
When I wake up at 3am with the need to compose music: 1. Accomplish nothing- it was my thoughts that woke me. 2. Create something brilliant- God woke me. 3. Don't create any music, yet devour the left over pizza in the frig- obviously influenced by the devil.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I think I may have to rewatch the "Spock's Brain" episode of Star Trek and fully consider the potential ethical ramifications of this.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Can we stop calling it "Artificial Intelligence" and start calling it what it is "Real Stupidity" and "Automated Intellectual Property Theft"?
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
"Poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king And a king ain't satisfied 'til he rules everything" – B. Springsteen "All along, along there were incidents and accidents, there were hints and allegations" – P. Simon
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
When Starmer was kid he either thought Star Trek's "Landru" was a good idea or failed to grasp the message of The Moody Blues' "In The Beginning".
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
Please, tell me that the space station is orbiting the planet of the green ducks.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Led Zeppelin druid cat.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
Frodo: What news of the wide world, Gandalf? Tell me everything! I want to know. Gandalf: No, Frodo Baggins, you really don’t want to. The wide world is exponentially effed up out there. Now close the damn door and we will play a video game or watch a movie.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
If Treebeard from LOTR was a wizard and had a pet, it would be that owl.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
Gandalf: I told you that you didn’t really want to know the news of the wide world. Me: As always you were right. Looks at the passengers, you think the cats will like Vulcan? Gandalf: Pointy ears, they will fit right in.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
Wakes up. Flips on news channel. Thinks and says aloud in my best Bilbo Baggins voice “No, thank you!” Beams all the non-human species up to my starship, and leaves this human infested world to its self-inflicted misery and sorrow.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Well, it’s not for Super Bowl Sunday, it’s for rewatching the Star Wars movies Sunday, because I have zero interest in sports. And I’m not quite certain cooking a frozen pizza counts as a recipe.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Walks over to the window. Opens the blinds, points to the flock of bluebirds arriving and escaping that netherworld.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
I think I will just leave this here and wander off into the sunset quietly praying “Get here quickly, Jesus”
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
Your article has me convinced the Rolling Stones may be prophets, who saw this election year, and described it in their song, Salt of the Earth, as "a choice between cancer or polio". Say a prayer for the stay at home voter.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
Gandalf Arrives - sneak peak at the music I am creating losferwords.bandcamp.com/track/gandal...
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
With Treebeard guarding the right side of the gate saying: No need to speak “friend” I recognize Hobbits now.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
Nonetheless, if ever asked to explain this theory, I am simply going to confidently state that it proves Beorn from The Hobbit is still out there and is real.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.” – Linus Van Pelt (Charles Schulz)
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
Frodo: Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
Frodo: Who are they? Gollum: Wicked men. Gandalf: Sauron is gathering all evil unto himself. Pippin: I don’t know, looks like a gathering of idiots to me.
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Losfer Words @losferwords.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
I see skies of blue, and I think to myself "What a wonderful world"
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