Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"say cheese" and then this is the face you pull for a yearbook photo 020
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Elon Musk and most politicians being the most obvious in the closet gay men will always be my favorite type of joke 010
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Insane to think it took nearly 3 years for Coyote V Acme to be properly released because of corporate greed 020
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I used to have a banner to this account when I changed my PFP that disappeared, I legit have no idea what it did with the banner lol 130
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 08/08/2026With the power of AI we can lock your account nearly every fucking day this month and force you do a cloud flare check to unlock it 130
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I joined bluesky and all I got was this weird looking buttplug 120
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I use skeetdeck exclusively now because the main site signed me out at one point and I can't be bothered signing back in 130
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Dude what the fuck is going on at RGG. bros rebooted the entire timeline just to explain retcons that they created 010
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I forgot my bluesky password so if anyone knows my password please tell me 030
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Twitter is not even fun to scroll anymore when your For You page looks like this all of the time 150
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Bluejeans it the only bluesky third party client I have seen that actually bothers using a different UI design and doesn't just make it another tweetdeck so I think that's kind of neat 030
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Android 16 has grown on me since then honestly, I think it's partly due to one of the betas looking really ugly which it seems they have improved on, also I think color theming just looks really pretty 020
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Bluesky feels like such a missed opportunity to really bring back the old twitter look and feel. I want things like custom backgrounds and theme colors back or just a UI that was well optimized for desktop in general again instead of what is pretty much just a Twitter clone 030
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Elon tweeted that he wanted a dommy mommy to crush his balls and make him scream like a pee pee piss piss boy. that was so disturbing, it makes me want to move to bluesky, the platform that is better then Twitter because everyone says so 141
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 22/05/2025We need a Linux distro that has none of the benefits of Linux, it has to be slow as fuck, bloated, spies on you and offers no customization 230
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Is it just placebo that some sites feel slightly faster in light mode then dark? 020
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 02/03/2025This feels like the ultimate form of elevator music youtube.com/watch?v=6YUQKtb-… 100
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I are on are blue are sky because are twitter are bad are 120
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 25/02/2025You know I could have lived my entire life and not have known who Tom Pearl was but instead I didn't 031
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Skeetdeck is still my favorite way to use bluesky simply because of the godtier loading times. makes it so easy to just jump in and check out the timeline 230
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I would hate to be a cinematographer that spent hours making sure the lighting and all of that looked good only for it to be destroyed in post production by people that had no idea what my intention for it was each scene 010
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 11/02/2025The engine that the Assassins Creed games uses does not know how to render night time lighting and make it actually look good, it just feels like they lowered the brightness and put a blue filter over everything 010
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Hitchhiker is my favorite version of the YouTube UI, like I know it downgraded channel customization pretty heavily but otherwise I think it was a really clean looking. especially when compared to modern polymer 030
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I wonder if Bluesky has any cool internal code names like with how 2010 Twitter was called Phoenix or 2012 YouTube was called Cosmic Panda 030
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 04/02/2025It's impressive that threads has been out for as long as it has and it still feels like it has not really improved all that much. Especially UI wise it just feels really unintuitive compared to Bluesky or Twitter 030
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 04/02/2025It's insane that we not have at least screenshots for GTA 6 by now, I understand trailers being sporadic but we have had literally nothing else related. makes me wonder if it's internally delayed or something 020
Lorsh @lorshzontek.bsky.social · 03/02/2025If Elon joined bluesky how long would it take for him to get bullied off the platform? 120
