loringg.bsky.social @loringg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Came back to Bluesky to say I think Jimothy should be punted through the uprights 000
loringg.bsky.social @loringg.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I want a beautiful bluesky girly to give me the Chris Kattan injury 000
loringg.bsky.social @loringg.bsky.social · 31/08/2025“Did you get your ears pierced?” “No, I got them all pierced” 000
loringg.bsky.social @loringg.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I can’t believe it. He died on the toilet and his poopy ass is fused to the porcelain and they’ve been trying to figure out how to pry it off his nude ass for the last three days. Oh and also his really long tie was dipped in the bowl 010
loringg.bsky.social @loringg.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Let’s cut the bullshit. When Snoopy is wearing sunglasses, he isn’t Snoopy. He’s Joe Cool. 000
loringg.bsky.social @loringg.bsky.social · 05/08/2025VERY disappointed they made Bobby Hill have sex. He was supposed to be a beacon of hope for weird, unfuckable losers. I am not this btw 000
loringg.bsky.social @loringg.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Might do some posting on here today, we’ll see 020
loringg.bsky.social @loringg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Democrats be like it’s actually the Gulf of Brat 010
loringg.bsky.social @loringg.bsky.social · 01/02/2025All the pilots are woke! I overheard them talking about their squishmellow collections at the airport!! They were showing pictures of their Warhammer 4K figurines! Please Trump, Stop this nonsense!!! 020
loringg.bsky.social @loringg.bsky.social · 29/01/2025My boss is five years younger than me and rides a motorcycle. I ain’t shit 😔 130
loringg.bsky.social @loringg.bsky.social · 21/01/2025You guys, it was a ROMAN Salute. Everybody knows that! It definitely wasn’t something I had to look up in order to defend the guy 010
loringg.bsky.social @loringg.bsky.social · 16/01/2025the HS principal getting on the intercom to tell the school Laura Palmer had died but bursting into tears instead is legit one of the funniest things I had ever seen. RIP David Lynch 000
loringg.bsky.social @loringg.bsky.social · 14/01/2025To all the lesbians fighting fires in LA, from the bottom of my heart: Thank you. 020
loringg.bsky.social @loringg.bsky.social · 26/11/2024My type A ass could never sit still during Korean BBQ 000
loringg.bsky.social @loringg.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Today I laid my beautiful wife to rest. She’s fine, it’s just 50 degrees in Los Angeles. 000
loringg.bsky.social @loringg.bsky.social · 15/11/2024When the job listing on Indeed sends you to another site to type your entire shit in again 👎🏻 120
