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Papa Smurf

@lorenzmarcus.bsky.social
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💙CEO, Security Geek (CCTV, Access Control). Technology Geek (WiFi, networks). Gamer, RPG’s, books, just a geek. Stage director, stage actor. Husband & Father. These neural pathways, most definitely diverge. Left leaning progressive. Yes, he’s a dictator💙

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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Just had a thought—if the sitting President found out that Greenland isn’t actually as big as it looks on most maps (it appears about 5 times larger than it really is thanks to map distortions), do you think he’d lose interest in it?
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I have a question. Do the schools near the Whitehouse have to literal move? Are they close enough that they break some law about being that close to a sex offender?
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
“Jurassic Park”—a cautionary tale about the dangers of letting your zoo’s IT guy work remotely.
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Snarky Stardust @snarky.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Good morning, beautiful humans
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I hate that I didn’t know this.
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
You may have visualized it. I had to audialize it. 😂
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Thanks! One of my bucket list items is to do a stand up set sometime. I’ve done some improv and I’ve done a bunch of stage work. Stand up is my next goal. :)
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Hey Smurfs. Remember, the sciences allow us to ANSWER life’s questions. But it’s the arts that allow us to ASK them in the first place.
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
My choir teach in HS changed my life, my Theatre Dir in HS gave me the bug. Because of them I have them I have overcome my nerves,chaos demons inside and any fear I have. I believe that the sciences allow us to answer life’s questions. But it’s the arts that allow us to ask them in the first place.
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Remember smurfs, The Doctor once told us to be rebelliously positive and positively rebellious.
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Friend, director, and future comedy mentor (not that I really need one… 😉). Check out his book and grab a copy—or three! While they might not fit in a stocking, they’ll look fantastic under the tree. Plus, you’ll be supporting a talented artist!
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"5 to Places" Memoirs of a Theatre Kid by Zachariah Stearn, Hardcover | Barnes & Noble®
Zachariah Stearn is an actor, director, musician and stand up comedian who has been working professionally in theatre his entire adult life. 5 to Places is an all encompassing collection of memories a...
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You helped us find the balance online between snark, truth, kindness and love. It’s and honor to have migrated with you!
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I hope you were undeniably you!!!
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Brian gibson @blueboy66.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
He is either excited be his own personal growth, or he is an evil genius in the making, realizing his plot to take over the world became one step closer. Either way, congrats Dad!! :)
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Hopefully that’s better, profile wise :)
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My daughter works at Starbucks in Madison, Wisconsin and the stories I hear of how they try to help each other help customers and even help the homeless that hang out and make Starbucks there. Home away from home is both heartbreaking, heartwarming, and a call the action to all of us.
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
As a CEO of a physical security company I approve.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Be like Mark Hamill.
Quote saying his political posts are because he loves his country and feels it’s his patriotic duty to oppose “this demented sociopath with every fibre of me being.”
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Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.” HUMANS!
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Is there any man among us truly strong enough to pick up a stud finder and not hold it to their chest and announce “Found one”. Because I am not that man.
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
NVidia runs high end gaming servers and you add your platforms (Steam, Ubisoft, etc) and you can play your games through a browser at lightening speed. It’s incredible.
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Have you tried GeForce Now?
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hey Smurfs. The first pic is of a personal security device. Pull on the cord and it emits an ear piercing noise. The other is of my 2 fur-babies who found said device and decided to play with it, activating it. It took me 20min to figure out where/what it was. Thought aliens were attacking. 😑
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I’ve played. Not a huge fan. WOW and COD fan here. I go all the way back to the great days of the MMORPG era. I miss those days. We haven’t had a great one in a while.
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
@donlemonofficial.bsky.social Glad to see you. Looking forward to leadership, guidance, insight and as much snark as you can muster. #SmurfOn 💙💙💙
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Kermitment - A Muppets Podcast @kermitment.com · 13/11/2024
Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.
A sexy picture of Statler from The Muppets
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Hey Smurfs. Do we have a secret handshake yet. Other than the tear stained cheeks and the “no fucks to give” look, how do I know it’s you on the street. 🥰💙💙💙
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Just north of you about an hour. My next spring back yard project is a “secret garden” getaway with lots of places for birds and bird watching. :)
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Never been an ‘I told you so’ person. I genuinely hope the next four years turn out better than we fear. That said, it’s going to take effort to resist the urge to unleash my inner petty monster with ‘I told you so’ posts. Even then, some people might still choose to keep their heads in the sand/ass
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
There are burns, and then there are epic burns. That was an “and then the Fire Nation attacked” level burn.
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Hey Smurfs, how are YOU going to help defeat Gargamel and his evil hoard today? Me? I’m gonna be hella nice to people, show people respect and make sure anyone who feels less than feels seen and heard today. Papa Smurf.
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
@idinamenzel.bsky.social You are one of the reasons I hadn’t left X. I’m glad to see you are here. 💙
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
And another :)
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
These are the amount of fucks I give today. Also, it looks like she feel asleep WANTING to play with her toy, but just couldn’t today. I totally get that.
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I miss you Dad. Thanks to you & my boy for your service. Our veterans deserve access to Mental Health Care, especially in rural areas! Streamlined disability claims. Inclusion and equity in care for veterans who are women, people of color and/or LGBTQ+. Expanded crisis prevention & suicide support.
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Alright, who made this? 🤣
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Ummmm. Yup.
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Hello Smurfs. CEO who is passionate about tech: from securing spaces (CCTV, access control) to ethical hacking & network wizardry. Gamer & RPG fan, book lover, and stage performer when life calls. Exploring all geeky corners. Progressive and neurodivergent. Let’s connect and geek out together!
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
As a Green Bay Packer fan I endorse this message.
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Papa Smurf @lorenzmarcus.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Hello Blue Sky World! I hope everyone has taken the time to kick, scream, cry, or do whatever they needed for their mental health. So, what’s next on everyone’s list to make the world a better place? As for me, I want people to know that there is hope.
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