Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Average age for today’s bluegrass jam session: mid 40’s. Balanced by a 9 year old on fiddle and an 80 year old on banjo. Beijing is lovely sometimes. 001
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Mar-a-lago Sober: zero alcohol but high as a kite on Adderall and malignant narcissism 011
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Happy Labor Day! As someone running a business with a few hundred employee, we do have executive to entry level employees pay ratios that are not 1:1. Currently around 3-4:1 (the average executive age is close to 2x the entry level age). I guess still better than the S&P average of 312:1 011
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Went down a rabbit hole re: the Chinese 7 day week history. Found a note (from CE 759) about what to do if you can’t remember the day of the week: “忽不記得,但當問胡及波斯并五天竺人總知” If you suddenly don’t remember, you should simply ask the Hu, the Persians, and the people of the Five Indias; they all know [it]. 000
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I don’t love China all the time, but bluegrass jam sessions with mostly local musicians remind me there’s a lot to like about living here. 000
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’ve traveled in both Canada and North Korea; this is insanity. Even on a guided tour meant to show North Korea in the best possible light to visitors, we spent hours on the captured USS Pueblo “learning” how evil an enemy America is. What the hell are we doing? www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/u...nytimes.comThreatening Friends and Courting Enemies in Trump’s ‘Upside-Down World’The president’s hostility to allies like Oman, Canada and South Korea, and his affection for adversaries like North Korea, may still shock some. But it comes as little surprise after a decade of uphea... 000
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Frank Herbert: “Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore, is the method of choosing leaders.” 000
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Audio version of the article was recorded by Bono, pretty sweet. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...theatlantic.comTrump Still Hasn’t Found What He’s Looking ForThe president’s prime-time speech was more notable for what it didn’t prove than for what it did. 000
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Successfully chased my vomiting cat off of the carpet and onto the easily wipeable hardwood floor. Solid start to the day. 001
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Note to self: a “pinch” of salt is a meaningless measurement to a four year old. Ended up with a (small) handful, would have otherwise been a great pizza 000
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 16/05/2026My daughter’s first vinyl record of her own #vinyl 140
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Wild cats of Beijing #Caturday #CatsofBluesky 030
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Chinese screen addiction getting a bit ridiculous. My Didi driver tonight has 3 different screens including one where he’s watching a chef’s livestream, all while weaving in and out of traffic. Love it. #China 020
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Impressive. Beijing South Railway Station built huge waiting rooms for people using ride hailing apps. Every door #, aisle # and parking spot shows on the screen, as does the license plate of all cars called. Can wait in a comfy chair and see exactly where one’s car is. Not perfect but pretty good 120
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Didn’t expect to see a drone rental vending machine in a third tier city in Hebei (Cangzhou). $0.15 for the first time renting, a few dollars for the next one. A few minutes to download an app and you’re flying a phone with high quality photos and videos downloaded to your phone. 000
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Rough day burger testing for the restaurant. Might sound nice but trying multiple iterations per day is actually a chore. 120
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Five years ago he was a mangy stray, now his morning scritch demands are through the roof 000
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 11/04/2026A cat who appreciates (proximity to) a good book #Caturday #Booksky 170
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 05/04/2026C’mon Beijing. Great translation resources (at least for simple things like restaurant menus) is free and easy accessible even without a VPN. No need for “Yunnan rose fermentation and vomiting” to show up on a menu in 2026 🤮 020
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Woke up 2 hours early because the cats were screaming to be fed. *just* as I finished giving them food my wife told me she had fed them 10 minutes before. Liars. 110
Reposted by Loren Heinold🦋 kris🌻⋆⋆⋆ @eviebauer727.bsky.social · 20/03/2026This is haunting. Lebanese cellist Mahdi Saheli playing Armenian composer Aram Khachaturian's Andantino in the ruins of southern Beirut after Israeli bombings. 💔 #Lebanon #Beirut #Israel 39900412
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Robot coffee server technology all ok but clearly designed by tech people not thinking of the customer. Coffee was fine but came out scalding hot in thin cups with no lid or cardboard protector, had to set the coffee down until it cooled down enough for me to walk around without it burning my hand 010
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Thor is pretty relaxed about the women’s hockey gold medal game going to overtime 040
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Expected lots of robots on the CCTV New Year’s Eve Gala but didn’t expect this much robot breakdancing #China #breakdancing 061
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Stayin in my wife’s hometown in Inner Mongolia for Chinese New Year, silver lining is I don’t need an alarm to wake up because dozens of barrages of massive fireworks wake me up without one 010
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 10/02/2026This article made me sick to my stomach. It seems that most "libertarians" are about as principled as "evangelical Christians"...if you supported/support Trump, the labels you choose to identify yourself are just that, labels. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/o...nytimes.comOpinion | Libertarians: We Told You So 000
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Promo shot for the weirdest possible Brokeback Mountain sequel 000
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 03/02/2026It’s that time of the (Chinese) Zodiac again, time to pat some horses’ asses, 马年要多拍马屁! 000
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Fun times…can’t use CITIC’s online banking because I need to update the driver…can’t update the driver because multiple anti-virus programs insist it is corrupted with malware…nice one, CITIC 000
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Started to watch the show Ponies and was really confused as to why the lady who does awesome Trump lip sync videos had the lead role in a Cold War thriller. 000
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Was it worth it to cook the turkey bone broth down for 5 hours? Yes, yes it was. #soup 000
Reposted by Loren HeinoldToussaint Egan @thesaintoftous.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious." 1190922736
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 09/01/2026A Beijing Didi driver wanted to pick a fight with me today after he learned I was American (he asked). He said “what would you think if another country sent troops and kidnapped your President?!” I told him “that would be amazing, all for it.” Jaw drop followed by a pleasant conversation #China 010
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 08/01/2026For no particular reason m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmfy...m.youtube.comHanni El Khatib - You Rascal You (Official Video)YouTube video by Innovative Leisure 010
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Me: Nice Duplo tower, kid. What’s up with all the eyes? 3 y.o.: It’s a watchtower, Daddy. Me: 010
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Mixue Bingcheng HQ in Zhengzhou. Crazy lines of people waiting to get in. #China 010
Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social · 27/12/2025It’s a brave new world (moka pot Christmas gift) 000