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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈

@lorencrowe.com
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Want to be talking fashion. Probably talking politics because <waves arms at everything> MFA Fashion Design @ FIT in NYC. Non profit consultant. Columbia. HBS. No AI, ever. he/him 📸 @TheLorenCrowe #AbolishICE

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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 17m
Administration investigates administration, says administration is fine.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 19m
They don’t want peace. They want the quiet they were used to when they could oppress whoever they wanted.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 18h
Also, as someone who served in the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell-era, I never get tired of pointing out how many of the best officers I served with ended up being gay as fuck.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 18h
America’s military strength comes from being an economic and technological behemoth that can reach any corner of the globe. We’re not Russia, whose strength lies in sending never-ending waves of brutish, expendable thugs until the other side runs out of bullets.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 18h
The absolute worst people I served with, the ones who were a complete liability and a constant hindrance to actual military success, were the “warriors” he’s talking about. Stupid, unimaginative, and incapable of solving any problem they can’t kick.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 18h
The competition for dumbest cabinet member is so stacked.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 28/09/2026
Getting rid of Schumer is every bit as important as winning back the White House.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 28/09/2026
This is the way. I truly believe that she can do more good over three decades as a senator than as a structurally disadvantaged presidential candidate.
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praccu.com @praccu.com · 24/09/2026
My reaction when NPR talks about the bond market
Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons sitting on a bus, captioned "(chuckles) I'm in danger."
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 24/09/2026
lol
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 24/09/2026
I hate it when people start talking about the bond market
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 23/09/2026
Not to brag, but I have more than enough contempt to go around.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 14/09/2026
I know it’s tough to apply modern labels to historical figures who didn’t have access to to our vocab, so it’s at least fair to say that we know of at least 250 AFAB soldiers who identified as men to fight in the Civil War, and that many of them maintained that identity before and until they died.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 14/09/2026
At least 250 AFAB men fought in the Civil War. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_...
en.wikipedia.org
Albert Cashier - Wikipedia
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 11/09/2026
Ska concert. In Latvia.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 05/09/2026
Lots of reasons Josh Shapiro won’t be the nominee, but this is one of them. “Lowered the flag for Charlie Kirk” is a poetically beautiful way of of saying that someone sees all the horrible things being done by the right and has decided that the best thing to do is to try to earn their votes.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 02/09/2026
Seth Moulton in 2024: “We should have a party debate about trans rights.” Seth Moulton in 2026: “Shit fuck not like this ouch that was a rock!”
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 31/08/2026
She and Andrew Bolton need to go. This is just the latest in a string of unforced errors.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 31/08/2026
The Twilight Zone warned us about that! 😂
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 30/08/2026
And at relatively flat elevation.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 30/08/2026
Obviously it’s theoretically possible for a bullet to disable a car. But a relatively untrained sniper used to nothing happening ever, from an elevated position with limited fields of fire in an urban environment, isn’t going to be able to react fast enough to hit anything moving like a charging car
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 29/08/2026
This poll just says that a decade of anti-trans propaganda from the far right to the NYT has had the intended effect. I’ve had dozens of simple conversations with trans sports skeptical normies who really just want kids to have fun and quickly see what a non-issue this actually is.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 26/08/2026
Bottom right fills me with social anxiety
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 24/08/2026
The harder Trump fails, the easier it will be to hold the Nuremberg 2.0 reckoning we’re going to need to survive as a country.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 24/08/2026
The harder Trump fails, the easier it will be to hold the Nuremberg 2.0 reckoning we’re going to need to survive as a country.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 24/08/2026
Yes, but for how long?
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 21/08/2026
Calling AI “software” like it’s on an AOL disc that anyone can run at home without massive computing powers somewhat understates things. There are a million ways to dismantle the infrastructure and/or disconnect it from commercial ISPs.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 19/08/2026
I believe it!
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 19/08/2026
I’m done pretending that “Woke” was ever an actual movement instead of a reactionary label applied to discredit several distinct, decades-old civil-rights struggles that were becoming too successful for white supremacists’ liking.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 19/08/2026
That’s pretty much it, except it’s more “these will fit someone who normally *buys* a 32” inseam.” Brands develop their own measurement profiles for each size and then adjust sample patterns to fit that imaginary person.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 19/08/2026
30x32 men’s? Interesting!
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 19/08/2026
I wouldn’t be surprised by this at all, and I should get my measuring tape out!
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 19/08/2026
💯 Especially right now. Lots of relaxed fit women’s pants are being cut longer than advertised so that they give the “cool menswear for women” silhouette that’s in at the moment. I’m 6’1” and sometimes have to hem these to keep the hem off the ground.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 19/08/2026
Not a drag queen.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 19/08/2026
No matter what happens with the court cases, the next Democratic president has to tear this abomination down in the middle of the night. Ballroom delenda est.
nytimes.com
Trump’s Ballroom Is Rising at Breakneck Speed: 20 Hours a Day, 7 Days a Week
Although the fate of the ballroom is tied up in court, the Trump administration argues that the project is too far along to be stopped now.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 19/08/2026
Not a drag queen.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 16/08/2026
Metrosexuals was an ingenious plot to convince straight men that no one was going to call them slurs if they took an interest in “traditionally feminine” pastimes like showering and washing their sheets.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 14/08/2026
Like, 12 years ago a friend and I were making each other laugh at a party when some rando walked up to us wearing Google glasses. She and I both record scratch stopped, turned to him, and shouted something like “Take those fucking things off!” Can’t believe we’re doing pervert glasses 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 14/08/2026
Contemporaries of Dior’s were blown away by the numbers. Boussac’s support was unprecedented and created the first truly modern, integrated international fashion brand/business as we think of them today.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 14/08/2026
Reasonably accurate for a TV show! As far as these things go. My primary note is that it massively understates how much more money Dior had to start his house. He was immediately the most well-resourced designer in the world, which allowed him to capitalize enormously on his early good publicity.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 14/08/2026
*her = her brand. I’m less forgiving of brands that trade on the reputations of their awful founders than I am of brands like BMW that were just soulless blobs of insentient capital during and after the war.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 14/08/2026
I think they’re similar in the way that you’ve pointed out, but fashion is so much more of an extreme example because it is so capital intensive. Starting a real brand of any size costs ~500x what’s needed to care for and feed a painter.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 14/08/2026
Normal people should be given a lot of grace for not knowing this. Billions have been spent by the brand, a multi-bajillion Euro mega-corporation, to ensure that Chanel’s Nazi crimes are not a part of her mythos. But people who take money from her should know, like Beyoncé and Kristen Stewart.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 14/08/2026
Coco Chanel was an actual Nazi and fled France for a decade after Paris was liberated to avoid being punished as a fascist collaborator.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 14/08/2026
Any guys who’ve danced know that a realistic Spider-Man movie would involve chaotic scenes of him looking for a clean dance belt or thong. He’d have a laundry line of them in his apartment.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 14/08/2026
Saw the new Spider-Man movie! It was great! Gay spoilers: I did not love two things: 1) Making a joke out of a guy wearing <gasp> a crop top. It’s NYC honey grow up nobody cares. And 2) Peter implausibly wearing big dumb boxer briefs under his Spidey suit and not having a VPL. Broke immersion!
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 13/08/2026
I don’t know how to do this, but I feel like the LGBTQ+ community as a whole should have some kind of voting rights or ownership stake in Provincetown. Operate the town through some kind of private non-profit national park.
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Loren Crowe 🏳️‍🌈 @lorencrowe.com · 13/08/2026
We should automatically issue green cards to international students when they earn their diplomas. Instead…
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