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Lauren Jordan

@loremjay.bsky.social
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producer & developer for a sustainability-first circular creative industry 🌎 WNC CHI CA potluck.art she/they

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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
2026 vibes
Y2K robo dog toy Pixar Walle and his trash cubesPond scum
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Your best is good enough.
A hand displaying an open pea pod with a singular but perfect pea inside.
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Turned some capsules into pokeballs.
Six large round plastic capsules are arranged on a table. The capsules are the kind you’d get a surprise toy inside, like a kinder surprise or an Easter egg. Half of each capsule has been painted bright red. They are all shiny and glossy.
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Hourly Comics Day 2025 part 3
5-9pm: catch up on hourlies (or try to with a cat in my lap) and work on
custom safety with 8 pockets! (Stab my fingies a million times tho...)9 - 10 pm: make ChRis's meals for work. Wake up Chris and say goodbye.
10-11pm: more hourlies lol 11pm - 12 am
bathtime. Channel ranma 1/2. Skincare. Goodnight!
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Hourly Comics Day 2025 part 2
2-3pm: clean up the kitchen. Prep food for the week: carrot sticks, hard boiled eggs, shredded parm, freeze brown bananas.
3-4pm: eat food: strawberry banana smoothie, chip & bean dip. Watch the new apothecary diaries.
4-5pm: yoga and self massage with massage tools. Catch up on hourlies while finishing the new You’re Wrong About.
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Hourly Comics Day 2025 thread
12 - 1am: fall asleep to anime (Hunter x Hunter.) Text cat pics to my partner Chris.
9-8am: awakened by cats. Put on cozy house slippers. Get coffee.
10-11am: head to farmers market. Get lions mane mushrooms, carrots, and a treat for later. 11am-12pm: draw hourlies while finishing coffee. Chris calls on his way home.
12-1pm: Chris is home!! Mom calls. My aunt died.
1-2pm: we watch Dropout’s Make Some Noise to laugh and distract me. We  eat almond croissant treats from the market.
12-1pm: chris goes to bed.
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
reminds me of this banger tweet that has become somewhat of a mantra for me
Screenshot of tweet that reads “the queers who were nice/patient/gentle all got shot or bullied to death all that's left r me & the other pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers”
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
y’all gotta stop
Screenshot of ad for nibble app, “like Duolingo, but for logic”Screenshot of ad for ahead app, “Duolingo, but for anxiety”
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
pants
Four pairs of pants on the floor, arranged so their waistbands form an arc around the photographer, who has their hand up in a thumbs up. Each pant is a different color, and each has a different contrast pattern fabric for the pockets. Text on the image reads “pants… waiting on elastic restock for the teal ones”
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
pockets
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Bald eagle nest!!!
A huge bald eagle nest at the top of a tree in St Simon’s Georgia!
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
So nice of you to visit this morning!
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Beautiful!!! Are you familiar with Jan Pienkowski’s work? I had a set of pocket fairy tails illustrated by Jan that this illustration invigorated a memory of and I dug them out. I stared at these a lot.
Illustration spread of a pocket-sized fairy tale book by Jan Pienkowski. Depicted is Cinderella trying on the glass slipper, in silhouette against a colorful stained glass background. A illustrated vine extends from the illustration into the book’s text to bring cohesion to the spread.
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
I’m going to try making candles in these and see how the paint holds up
Three reclaimed glass jars of different sizes and shapes painted with pansies, tulips, and blue bonnets.
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
shed smash
A huge tree fallen on top of a wooden shed, a causality of hurricane Helene!
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
Can I show you a preying mantis we had a few weeks ago who is twinning with this guy
A large pink and green mantis on a window screen with greenery visible in the background of the screen. A sharp shadow is cast by the mantis onto the screen highlighting its thin legs!
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
My milkweed has a monarch caterpillar and I’m just so pleased. So chuffed.
An inch-long bright white yellow and black striped baby caterpillar with long black antennae nibbling on bright green milkweed leaves!
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
banned books: what they think it says vs what it actually says
a copy of a zine with part of the title blocked so it reads “how to be trans: a beginner’s” (guide implied.)The same zine with the whole title exposed, reading “how to be a trans ally: a beginner’s guide.”
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
Update: Fall is almost done 🌞 just deciding on my bg color. I’ve already started the winter one too
Two yarn art pieces on plastic canvas. The first reads “Spring” and shows yellow daffodils against light green and blue. The second reads “Fall” and shows pumpkins in shades of orange against shades green of green. Each piece features Americana quilt square motifs in borders on either side of the room plants and a checkered motif along the bottom.
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
Finally figured out thumbnail style for this sustainability challenge series on YouTube! I remembered knowing how to draw is a skill not everyone has & I can utilize it lol
Screenshot of a YouTube playlist titled “One Year Sustainability Challenge (1YSC)” with video thumbnails featuring a cartoon illustration of Lauren Jordan (the poster) in each.
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
this one has so much life!!!!
A sketch of a baby dear galloping away from the viewer, its face turned so you cannot see it.
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
they are all perfect
Ellie from Borderlands 2.Kaylee from Firefly.Entrapta from She-ra.
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
this is peak character design
Hera from Star Wars RebelsGadget from Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers.Winery from Full Metal Alchemist.Audrey from Disney’s Atlantis The Lost Empire.
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
LOOOOOOOOOM
A traditional collapsible wooden loom tucked under a blanket in a truck bed.
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
using up old craft paints to paint my partner’s cat… this is the largest I’ve ever painted before and I’m living for it. What have I been DOING til now.
Loose painterly portait of a long haired cat in shades of purple, teal, and lime green on a large canvas positioned on a wooden tabletop easel.
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
velveetegg
hard boiled egg that had a hole in the shell and the yolk oozed out like velveeta cheese
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
tiny homestead garden update… only a few days with her but she’s doing great
Bell pepper plant growing inside a green houseHandful of okra fruit - 6 or 7 large okra pods!
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
pink 👁️👄👁️
Selfie taken in the passenger seat of a car, the sun streaming in to slightly obscure the photo-taker. They wear glasses and all-pink makeup.
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
A Queen and her Throne
Petite fluffy white and grey/brown cat sits upon a soft yellow orange chair covered in a pattern of fruits and flowers.
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
I was doing color theory 101 for a friend for makeup and honestly the best way to figure out your undertone is to slap some orange and magenta on yourself and see which makes you look & feel healthier. I’ll post my own here as an example! Which do you think looks better - orange or magenta? 😁
Photograph of myself with an orange sweater around my face.Alternate angle of the previous photo.Photograph of myself with magenta jeans around my face.Alternate angle of the previous photo.
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Lauren Jordan @loremjay.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
I grow basil, I make meatball, I make red wine tomato sauce, I make spaghettio
Closeup of a stove lot full of spaghettio pasta, meatballs, tomato sauce, and shreds of fresh basil. A wooden spoon stirs the pot to bring ingredients closer to the camera’s focus.
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