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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi

@loreleywrites.bsky.social
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Xe/Xer | Freelance writer (Magic: The Gathering, IGN) | Always looking for work | loreleywrites.carrd.co

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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 13h
Age yourself with a childhood crush I've always had great taste in women.
doctor blight from captain planet
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy 10 Years to Kamen Rider Ex-Aid and the greatest gamer princess bully of all time, Nico Saiba.
nico saiba from kamen rider ex-aid lounging on a couch playing a handheld video game. she says "trying to take games away from me is like telling me to die."
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I, however, am the most superest Beetles Fan (TM). I love them all equally: John, Paul, Garren, and Ringo. Watch out, enemy beasts!
the beatles - john lennon, paul mccartney, kamen rider garren, and ringo
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
:3
super munchers, pokemon silver version, metroid prime, metroid fusion, destiny 2, magic the gathering arena, 1000xRESIST, we know the devil, the legend of zelda: breath of the wild
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ok kelly 🙄
internet meme where i guy in a thinking cap points and says this fucking sucks actually and the thing he's pointing at is a hot dog in sunglasses riding a skateboard and an arrow is pointing to the hot dog and says literal coolest thing ever
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OK I did nine animes now have nine tokusatsus. This is less a "top nine favorite" and more a "top nine impactful" but the distinction between those categories might be a little fuzzy. Anyway, watch Choukou Senshi Changerion!!!!!!!
choukou senshi changerion, kamen rider ryuki, avataro sentai donbrothers, kamen rider black sun, godzilla vs biollante, gridman the hyper agent, kamen rider fourze, kamen rider agito, kamen rider ooo
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
real "trying to remember what anime i've even watched" hours who up? my9animes.com/en
neon genesis evangelion, whisper of the heart, cowboy bebop, promare, from the new world, angel's egg, nichijou - my ordinary life, mobile suit zeta gundam, s.s.s.s. gridman
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
>:c
samus aran from metroid ravenous looms over a bug alien and absorbed their life force through a purple energy arm. the rest of the image mimics the game's title font but has the navy seal copypasta: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love Datt's little henshin hop.......
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
HAPPY KAIXA DAY EVERYONE
Kusaka Misato doing the crooked Kusaka Smile that makes him look sinister and yellow wordart that says gaslight gatekeep guyboss
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was a bitch on a boat today 😎
Me smiling in sunglasses and a baseball cap while I sit on a sailboat
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm waiting at the airport so let's do an airport AMA!
Selfie of Loreley at the airport in a black facemask because COVID is still around
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can't believe they're giving Samus a Rider Kick
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So happy Nintendo had an exclusive 40th anniversary stream for Metroid <3
screenshot of inside a nintendo themed cafe that has a big link statue in the middle and off to the left side is a display case with a bust of samus aran's orange varia suit. i circled her in red with a big arrow and wrote "it's her 40th birthday too" in bold red letters
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OK now that the episode is officially out everywhere, I need everyone to see Kamen Rider My-Th's finisher. This is so silly. This is tokusatsu! Run, mouseboy, run!!!
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
OK only took 90mins to get out of the character creator. Say hi to Jym Hawks, the most tired dyke in the galaxy.
a light green zabrak woman with teal facial tattoos, black horns, bright pink eyes, and heavy eye shadowa light green zabrak woman with teal facial tattoos, black horns, bright pink eyes, and heavy eye shadow. she wears a black leather jacket with a red scarf, black pants with a holster, and black leather boots
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
smh all these magic players posting about zeta but none of em posting images of the greatest mobile suit ever made the msn-00100 hyaku shiki
the msn-00100 hyaku shiki, an angular golden robot with a dark blue chest, stands proudly in space
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
For all the issues I've had with how Kamen Rider Zeztz has treated its women, this week it gave me the juicy toxic yuri divorce murder-suicide scene between The Lady and Phantom, her own nightmare who got her pregnant. I'm so feral about it! Women!!!!!
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
akira suzumura from chokou senshi changerion saying "he can appear wherever that toilet paper is!"
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
if you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character i love this gay idiot
a comic panel showing a deadman with a blaster shot through his chest inset in a larger panel of doctor aphra standing above his corpse, holding a stolen relic, and saying "thanks!" she's a woman in a pilot's cap, dirty white shirt, orange vest, tight blue pants, with a smoking blaster in her hand and an arm covered in circuit tattoos
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just gotta make sure I don't leave the house on Christmas.
Kiriya Kujo AKA Kamen Rider Lazer, a young japanese man with short hair, sunglesses, a tropical shirt, and a red leather jacket. he's got a big open-mouthed smile :D
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You should be watching Kakuseihunter Omegahorn.
baasaa from omegahorn, she's a young japanese woman in a revealing leather outfit strutting down the street with an entourage of six robed men in face masksbaasaa from omegahorn, a young and beautiful japanese woman strutting down the street in a revealing black leather outfit while onlookers bow in reverencebaasaa from omegahorn, wearing a revealing black leather outfit, looks down at the viewer with reserved scorn
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
One of the joys of having deep-cut characters on cards was researching their primary story documents (mostly books). Lyna's flavor text is a line she speaks to Urza when they meet on Rath in the Bloodlines novel. It seals their agreement to help each other that comes to fruition in Tempest block.
Lyna, Veil of Vengeance. She is an elderly woman with pale hair and skin, and she summons a glowing orb of magic as half her face dissolves into the space between realities.
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
MBC aims to please long-time Magic fans with deep-cut characters, so how can new characters feel special too? One way is to make them feel like they're dripping with mysterious context beyond the card. What is the Path of the Pentarch? What are the other four Advents? Dunno! Sounds cool though!
Glava, Five Advents Mage. He's a wizard wearing an ornate hat that covers his eyes, and there's a three-headed hydra snaking around him
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you didn't know before, congrats on learning that a "fry" is a baby fish. Anytime I can get a biology term onto a Magic card is a good thing.
Grandmother Goby, an elderly merfolk woman with glasses and a bonnet takes care of three small baby merfolk with cherrfully round faces, each one wearing a snail shell as a hat
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Worzel and Thomil are the first two planeswalker characters and duel on the plane of Ergamon. How to name them? I pitched giving them broad archetype epithets to carry the weight of their legacies. Worzel's circle of protection saves her from Thomil's destructive magic, thus the names!
worzel, the protector. she has dark hair in a pixie cut, billowing white scarf, and is flanked by a large white cat with glowing eyesthomil, the destroyer. he wears a dark hooded cloak and carries a sharp sickle staff.
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
These are basically the same character to me.
Akira Suzumura as Changerion, a superhero with silver crystal armorJax the purple rabbit asshole uncracked egg trans woman from The Amazing Digital Circus
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The next Kamen Rider is a mouse and has a block of cheese on the helmet's forehead :3 (And henshins by cracking an egg in the driver)
close up of kamen rider my-th's helmet, which features a yellow outlined etching of a block of cheese
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Last year for my birthday I got colorful markers and a big poster so we could play :3
A map drawn in multiple colors for the game The Quiet Year. Don't worry about the giant fishman grinning and laying eggs.
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
🎉 Welcome to Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam 🎉 You're one of us now :3
ted danson in the good place saying "yeah yeah the four vaginas we've all seen it"
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
GAVAN INFINITY THE SHOW OF ALL TIME
koto, a young japanese woman, smugly says "its set up so that the timer either stopping or reading all zeroes would both trip the explosion"the arrogant boy who just got thwarted looks distraught as koto explains "so i just removed the zeroes from the os and replaced them with pudding"a phone with a countdown timer that has zeroes replace with pudding so that the countdown reads "pudding pudding colon pudding one colon three sevem" as koto explains "so i just removed the zeroes from the os and replaced them with pudding"koto, a young japanese woman, smiles and smugly says "that way, the timer could never read all zeroes."
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Seeing some of the kaiju designs from Omegahorn makes me so happy. These are some A+ freaks. Gavan Infinity has been great, and I'm very excited to see what's next for Project RED! Look at some of these weirdos!
a kaiju from the upcoming omegahorn show. it's a yellow sauropod with a head shaped like a giant hammer.a kaiju from the upcoming omegahorn show. it's a purple and black rhinoceros beetle with a wrecking ball attached to its horn.a kaiju from the upcoming omegahorn show. it's an armored skunk with a collar made of giant red petals from the rafflesia flower.a kaiju from the upcoming omegahorn show. it's a silver spider with white wax sticking to its feet. the back of its thorax sticks in the air and has a wax candle burning and melting on its butt.
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yeah.
the neon genesis evangelion test results that show im most like misato
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Me every time I gotta kill a battle droid in this game
Crying and pointing a gun meme
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
the peter and harry meme where the "you dont have to sell it to me" punchline is replaced with an infinite regression of the meme itself
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Innistrad-core
the magic: the gathering card mad prophet, whose flavor text reads “There’s no heron in the moon! It’s a shrew, a five-legged shrew, with a voice like whispering thunder!”
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
live look at me engineering the most pathetic dyke
a stock photo of a female scientist and beakers full of colorful liquids
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
idk i've never watched star trek
star trek the next generation title card that says "that time rygel had exploding piss"star trek deep space 9 title card that says "my side your side my side your side my side your side"star trek title card that says "estrogen could have saved ka d'argo"star trek voyager title card that says "john crichton is tma"
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
If you see this post an anime you love
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Fully in my salt-and-pepper era and loving it :3
a selfie of me, a hot dyke with a salt and pepper sideshave and a septum piercing :3
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Games industry plant
the pokemon silver sprite for chikorita
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'm 36 episodes in, and Kamen Rider 555 is going great!
kusaka masato from kamen rider 555 with a devilish grin and orange/yellow wordart that says "gaslight gatekeep guyboss"
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
That's right, Kamen Rider Nadeshiko! 🫡
Kamen Rider Nadeshiko says "Some girls're uman, some girls aren't. Man, who cares?" while standing next to Kamen Rider Eins
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Hekki ALLMO's Day >:3c
Watcher from 1000xRESIST grimaces and holds a shard of Secretary, ready to rush and stab Iris
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
There's a reason I put the best artistic advice I ever received on a Magic card 🫡
the magic card rootha, mercurial artist, who has flavor text that reads "art is never finished. merely abandoned."
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Happy Birthday!
a burger king burger logo that says "Taka! Tora! Batta! Ta-To-Ba! TaToBa Ta-To-Ba!"
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You people will complain about how bad superhero shows/movies are these days and then not watch Kamen Rider. You could be enjoying your action media!!!!!!!!
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
me tho XD
veruca salt as she shouts "i want it now!"
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
spring has spronked
its a meme! it says "the myth of consensual sex" and then has a picture of dogwood flowers saying "i consent," a picture of a honeybee saying "i consent." and a picture of inflamed sinuses saying "i dont!" and the bottom text says "isnt there somebody you forgot to ask?
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
kamen rider poppy saying "you're out. this is your popapipu-penalty."
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