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American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you see this, post a GIF from a movie you've seen at least six times.

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I used to be a semi-professional athlete, the amount of horniness and random shagging that goes on in changing rooms, training camps and athletes villages would give porn producers years of material. Honestly, its the only part of athletics that I really miss.

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I think that was whenever Jenna Marbles was trying to cook and Julien was being a goofball

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This gets more and more trippy. I especially like the spiderweb stuff at the end... #adultpuppetry #puppethorror www.youtube.com/watch?v=S09j...

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Lilian Harvey-Unbelievably Scary Puppet Court

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

2/ ...and whenever anybody tries to do Muppet stuff with the music dialed way down, the results aren't a smash hit. But obviously the labor of tracking music rights is DOABLE; look at The Muppets Mayhem. So give us our damn The Muppet Show reboot already...

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

1/ People have been wondering why Disney doesn't know what they want to do with a Muppet series. Fans all agree it should just be more of the Muppet Show stuff. Here's the secret. Nobody wants to produce shows with music variety cuz then they have to track the music rights in perpetuity...

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American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Remembering the birthday of two Harmony Concepts-era damsels who are no longer with us, Kimberly Kupps and Teri Rose (AKA Teri Diver).🙏

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Ooh! What Disney song would you sing to me, to cheer me up?

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American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This weekend @loreleimission.bsky.social and I will be celebrating our lapis lazuli anniversary! Celebrate with us in spirit and try to do something fun!😉

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American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I'm currently reading "The Mauve Decade" by Thomas Beer. The previous owner of the book loved to underline parts of it and was apparently so adamant about "the strangeness of CLEVELAND" it was underlined it three times.

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"Wargames", though it's tied with another obvious one

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American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

"Cyber Doll Defeated!" begins and our titular damsel is taken captive by The Henchman! www.clips4sale.com/studio/6571/...

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American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Let's see now... do I want "Free Shipping" or "Free Shipping!!"? Decisions, decisions.🤔

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It just dawned on me, rather suddenly, that I need a slightly larger container for my current-work drives.

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Adding Alex and Maestro to Jon's collage of our previous dogs and cats. The "not-amused" cat is Robin.

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American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Crystal wishes everyone a Happy National Dog Day🐶 and reminds everyone to give your canine loved ones plenty of cuddles and lots and lots of treats!🐾

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

My grandmother gave me one of those illustrated kids bibles when I was in grade school. I found it quite weird.

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

In my first proper job I was reported to HR for wearing a badge that was highly offensive. It was the Douglas Adams line "I know where my towel is." Apparently the lady who worked the photocopier thought it was a tampon reference.

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I think you meant to fess that you are not a team player in your household

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Wife can't even enjoy your home cinema due to the racket. You've chosen carrots over your marriage :(

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I feel kind of sad because this means she could've had 100 nice gifts from you so far but you've given jack shit for no reason :(

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Someone just followed me who is using AI to generate bondage images. Don't follow me with that stuff. Sigh.

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American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

A lot (and I mean a LOT) of American Damsels clips were/are in limbo pending review, but the good news is a bunch of them have been re-released and are available again! www.clips4sale.com/studio/6571/...

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

On holiday in Spain recently, quite a nice hotel. I'd swim in the pool in the afternoon then tell my husband I was going back to the room to shower. Our bathroom had a fabulously versatile & effective bidet where I nearly power-hosed off my clitoris during those two weeks.

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American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Happy Monday, everybody!

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American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Meanwhile in the garage...

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

This month Jon and I wrote and performed a skit for the #Puppetzilla #PuppetSlam. It was the first time I've ever done something like this. It was terrifying but fun. Photo by Adam www.instagram.com/_paveparadise/ #LAGP #AdultPuppetry

Puppeteers Jon Woods and Lorelei Mission hold up two dog puppets

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Sorry I mean 2026. I did specifically type in 2026 for latest score and… yeah

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Google’s AI is a joke. 15 minutes ago it told me the World Cup 2025 was over and that Argentina had won.

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

What movies did you see multiple times in the theater during the first run? I went 5 times to see Nightmare Before Christmas, and 5 times for The Happytime Murders.

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Eric and I had our 35th anniversary :)

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Larry Blamire @larryblamire.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Everybody looking forward to another great day?

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Well. :( My cousin died just recently, right before her birthday, and a bunch of people wrote happy birthday messages without checking her Facebook profile first. :(

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Clips4sale is having “A.I.” write first-person blurbs to go on each Performer’s Profile. Just because a performer is hired to do 20 fetishes doesn’t mean she Loves all of those fetishes. C4S is putting words into our mouths, and it’s really annoying.

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American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

From the morning walk: The vibe for the 4th this year.

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American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Remembering Elsie (L.C./"Little Cutie") today.

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American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Oh no! Crystal told me she was starving and I didn't believe her! I hope I can revive her with a treat (or two).

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American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Whatcha doing this weekend? How about taking a look at the American Damsels clips store? There's a 15% off sale happening now: www.clips4sale.com/studio/6571/...

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American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Now that I have your attention: There's a 15% off sale going on right now at the American Damsels clips store! Check it out here: www.clips4sale.com/studio/6571/...

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I've been unable to find anyone who knows what kind of mushrooms they are. Complicating matters is the fact that I'm unwilling to rip them out and photograph their roots for online identification.

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Sorry, buddy, that short story was a caution for us bondagers. Doesn’t apply to regular folk.

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

It’s a pet peeve of mine that people use the Facebook shortcuts to write ‘Happy Birthday’ without checking the person’s profile first. My neighbor Jim died years ago and annually people post stuff like “how ya been; we should meet up for coffee”

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Duh. Wordsearch for the specific uniforms you want to see. Sheesh.

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

It’s strange to me that this is the era where YouTube has more info about me than ever before, and their algorithm system is ramped up to “AI” levels, but the site rarely figures out the right videos to suggest to me. I like dogs. YouTube knows it. It can’t be that hard to show me some dog videos.

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Lorelei Mission @loreleimission.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

The best sex scene I ever saw was in Anomalisa. The sex scene is like real life with issues with the clothes and problems with positions and trying to make things work together during their first encounter. It was a logical part of the story. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anomalisa

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Anomalisa - Wikipedia

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Husband's an arborist. Helped him on a job. My job was to turn the chipper on and off. It vibrated a lot and if I put my crotch against it I'd eventually have an orgasm. Had 7. End of day was exhausted. Husband said "now you know how hard my job is". Couldn't say why though.

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