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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦

@lordy57.bsky.social
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I'm not real.... I'm just a figment of my own imagination. If you think Jesus or the Tangerine Turd is king, please, bypass me, I'd rather see porn than that mindless drivel. If all you do is repost, same thing, carry on.

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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's a tried and tested method for that last moment attention.. It's worked for him before so don't be too shocked if he doesn't try it again. It's like an aircraft being hijacked , all about playing the victim.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Norway has an indelible stain? Nothing like your pillowcase you orange tinted war mongering fuckwad. Peace Prizes go to those who try to stop wars, not start them.
reuters.com
Trump says Norway has 'indelible stain' for not awarding him Nobel Peace Prize
Each year of his ​presidency, Trump has expressed disappointment at his failure ​to win the prize.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At this point it's become harder to find a Republican who ISN'T in the Epstein files. I think the possible exception is JD, he was too busy humping couches.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A believable claim.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2 off duty pilots.... oops, nope, make that a plumber.. hang on, it was a truck driver who had secretly watched videos of pilots.. He saved the day. Sounds like one of the not so fine productions from BibiWood
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"In a crowd of one, he's still fairly judged as being below average" You all know who that's about.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why does Kash Patel always look like he's just opened the presidents browser history?
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the US is trying to dismantle the ICC because they are investigating the US and Israel.. Funny thing, he supported the ICC when Russia was being investigated. Note. the US and Israel are not signatories to the ICC.. International laws only apply to others.
ms.now
How Rubio’s trying to keep the U.S. from being investigated for war crimes
When he was a senator, Secretary of State Marco Rubio called on the International Criminal Court to investigate Russia for war crimes while invading Ukraine. Now he wants the court “dismantled.”
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
True story
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
100% believable response from all three
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do as I say, not as I do.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If that AI was asked "should we plant more trees?" would it protect itself and say No? Then again, if it aid yes, would anyone listen?
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It seems that in Israel, Algae has more influence than UN sanctions.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Americans, this coming election don't be surprised if your name is removed from the rolls, don't be surprised if your mail in ballot is never delivered or counted. Above all, don't be surprised when your President refuses to accept the result unless he wins.. your democracy is fucked.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The devastation and destruction from the flash flooding in Nepal is so bad it looks like Israel has set it up to take it over.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ha... If it's US territory, then... Yeah 😂
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So creepy that this is probably the only way to keep him awake ..
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What's the point of actual DATA CENTRES anyway? Seriously, it's not like anyone takes any notice of actual DATA.. Especially in America.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We're too busy drilling for oil and protecting pedophiles and denying genocides to even bother looking out for the only place we have to live. We doom ourselves.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
An American company with links to the US President illegally enters Greenland to drill for oil. Invasion, spelt differently. Imagine for a moment, if a foreign company did this on American soil, you'd all be waving your flags and demanding they leave, you, as a nation, would be fucking furious.
theguardian.com
Greenland issues ‘strong warning’ as Trump-linked oil firm prepares to drill
Island’s government says no approval given after Greenland Energy brings kit ashore for exploratory drilling
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Don't become - Comfortably Numb. If you watch this and still support Israel, that says a lot about you. None of it good.
m.youtube.com
Roger Waters & Mona Miari – Comfortably Numb Re-Imagined (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Roger Waters
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Israel have never had a ceasefire they felt like it needed to be honoured.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
America hates children.. They vote in a President who is listed in the epstein files thousands of times, multiple child abuse accusations. he's an adjudicated rapist and the one country US supports above all else and blocks every effort to stop them, kills children in Palestine for daily laughs.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Think about this for a moment.. ask yourself why Israel are content killing all the people. Zero fucks given.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
true story, the Turtle is working as good as ever.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm an Aussie, I have ZERO interest in soccer. However, my partner IS Spanish born and bred, from Madrid. So, suddenly I'm stoked that Spain won the World Cup. Also won the EU championship, and the Spanish Womens team are also champs. Oh, Spain also told Israel and the Pedo President to get fucked.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
IKEA for the win, offending two main religions on one single display.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Play fair everyone, your leader , Pedolph Shitler, has set the example.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Meanwhile, Mitch McTurtles office have released a portrait of the Kentucky state vegetable and saying he's doing well .. apparently someone had a 20 minute phone call with him.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I have NFI who wrote this, but well done.. Still chuckling over the Republic of Dumbodia😂
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
To you it's a gift, to him, a grift... Get yours today.. At all good con outlets near you.. 😉
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Hezbollah defending their homes and homeland from invasion does not make them the terrorist organisation. That's Israel. There's no peace for the middle east as long as Israel exists.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
2 badges I wear daily. If either offend you, that's a you problem.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Apparently there's a problem with a gnat infestation outside the Whitehouse.. as opposed to the cockroach infestation inside it.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Only 16 states in the US ban child marriages.. in 20 years, 315,000 children have married in the US, 87% of them female, as young as 10.. No wonder the Epstein files aren't released, raping children is institutionalised and legal..If you get a parent to say yes.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
So, a shooter just happens to fire off a few rounds near the whitehouse on probably the ONLY weekend the Orange Terrorist is home. Just wait, tomorrows headline "BALLROOM NEEDED FOR SAFETY OF THE PRESIDENT" You're a fool for thinking he plans to ever leave, he's going to stay there until dead
bbc.com
Suspect killed after opening fire on Secret Service near White House
Officials say a suspect approached a checkpoint near the building and opened fire, and that a bystander was wounded.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Age assurance. Ok, I get it, I did go through the process, I refused to upload my licence to a server, I was given the option of a photo AI age check. I went that path, I finally got the photo uploaded after many "move up, right,up" prompts. To see "age not verified" FFS, I'm an old man with a beard
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
For once I can appreciate the efforts of AI.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
So unlike the Tangerine Terrorist not to sue someone over even the slightest thing, he's started wars to take attention from the epstein files.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Oh, missed by >< that much Wordle 1,799 2/6 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #wordle
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Keep up the great work Canada.. found this old image in a memory from FB from 14 years ago, even more profound today.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
100% this.. Thuoght to be fair, its not just the EU operating the silencer and it's not all of the EU.. Spain for one, calling it like it is.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
You have to be kidding. The Republicans don't see the adjudicated rapists President being accused of sexually assaulting young girls as a problem, why would they think a member assaulting a woman would be?
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
,Israel, home of the most moral army in the world locked this guy away for 21 days. Now, imagine what sort of sentence he'd get for shooting innocent Palestinians.. Oh, yeah, nothing. crickets. Genocide is OK, putting a cigarette into the face of a christian statue.. bad boy.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It's clear that regardless of how good America is at invading countries and blowing shit up, winning wars is something they just can't really do, even their own civil war has never really ended.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
6,000 dead in Iran and Lebanon... Invaded by terrorist nations, Less than 40 dead terrorists.. What a shame.
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
"Donald Trump has said that if any US ships are hit, Iran will be "blown off the face of the Earth"." So, basically, America attacks Iran, sinks their navy, kills their leader and thousands of civilians, but if they retaliate, they'll do an Israel on them and kill the lot.. righto
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The Titanic had a ballroom. And it took ICE to sink that. Just sayin'
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
wow .... great start word today, only left two options that I can think of. Lucky I chose the correct one first.. Wordle 1,778 2/6 🟨🟩⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Lordy🇦🇺🦘🇺🇦 @lordy57.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Three truths.. But to be honest, the description of "tacky" doesn't even come close..
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