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LordWongy

@lordwongy.com
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He/Him “That fat asian dude on Twitch” bio.link/lordwongy Represented by @boredchaps.com

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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 16/06/2026
Sometimes I miss Twitter. Bluesky never quite fully scratches the itch. It gets close, probably like 90% of the way there.
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 25/04/2026
What I learnt from Primary School: • 12 and 21 are not the same number. • People used to poo in the thames. • ???
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 26/03/2026
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 11/03/2026
I had to make a fake intro to save a template. Here’s the cursed result.
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 05/03/2026
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 05/03/2026
i’m gonna shit my pants
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 14/02/2026
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 14/02/2026
oh shid waddup
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Caddie Oops @caddieoops.boredchaps.com · 11/02/2026
HIII!! My first affiliate stream will be on monday at 3 pm (GMT +2). We will be starting a new island on animal crossing!!! I’m still setting some things up can’t wait to show what I’ve been working on heheh.
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 14/02/2026
Outspoken Spotify users are so insufferable. You’re not superior because you don’t have Apple Music. Both are evil. Just because you chose Diet Evil doesn’t make you an intellectual. Pledging allegiance to the company who made The Car Thing and subsequently turned it into landfill is insane.
A picture of Spotify’s “Car Thing”
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 09/01/2026
TODAY I REMEMBERED: • I need to buy some bread. • I have a Bluesky. • I left the stove on. wait shit
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 02/01/2026
:)
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 02/01/2026
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 29/12/2025
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Bored Chaps @boredchaps.com · 10/12/2025
another company needlessly changing their logo smh 🙄
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 07/12/2025
Today before we left our flat I said out loud to a room full of people “Hold up I need to brush my teeth”. I then walked into the bathroom, did a piss, washed my hands and then left. Once on the bus I realised. I think my brain is broken.
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 03/12/2025
12 Days of Craftmas is pretty wild this year. Come join the chaos. Server IP available via our Discord: discord.gg/B5dpMf9Q3R
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 18/11/2025
I’M BLOODY FREEZIN MY TITS OFF
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𝔅𝔬𝔟𝔞 @boba.yogscast.com · 18/11/2025
IT'S A BIT NIPPY INNIT
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 17/11/2025
i am defrosting
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 12/11/2025
oh lordy
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 11/11/2025
see you there
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 04/11/2025
brb
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 31/10/2025
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 15/10/2025
Boomers were young adults when Terminator came out. They saw that robots will end humanity and were old enough to comprehend that. Now 72 year old Grandma Gertrude is sending you AI videos of Jesus in the Olympics.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 17/09/2025
Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 18/09/2025
i love you chiitan
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 24/08/2025
🚨 NEW WONGY VIDEO 🚨 I turned the “Gay Quiz” into a Gameshow is out now… Here’s a quick taster of what’s in the video! youtu.be/mhAiJnWMHbs?...
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Bored Chaps @boredchaps.com · 15/08/2025
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 15/08/2025
👀
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 15/08/2025
David Corenswet’s face reminds me so much of Hayden Christensen too. When I heard him passionately talking about Star Wars it made me realise he’d make a great decedent or variant of Anakin. I HOPE WE SEE HIM WITH A SABER ONE DAY.
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 12/08/2025
When setting up my business with Companies House it asked me what I was- I felt like putting CEO was far too up myself. I ended up using Director instead. But honestly I feel like there’s no good title when you start a small business. Why am I giving myself a title? I’m me. I know what I do.
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 12/08/2025
If Threads is a toilet does that make X some dumpsters in a dark alleyway that some drunk people pee in?
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 15/07/2025
i don’t know why but i like this clip.
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 10/07/2025
jim i would prefer it if you didn’t dox my bathroom
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 08/07/2025
Web designer here. Wix and Squarespace sites are awful. They’re slow, unoptimised and utter chaos behind the code. It’s like the fast food of websites. Independent businesses should get a freelance dev instead. You spend far much more on reoccurring subscriptions than you would with a real dev.
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 07/07/2025
The Last Jedi was the best of the Star Wars sequel trilogy and I’m tired of pretending it wasn’t.
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 25/06/2025
oh god what have i done ahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 24/06/2025
Some people may just skim read this so- No he isn’t in trouble for “being drunk”. Allegedly there were instances of inappropriate actions with women. The specifics aren’t in the article but investigations have taken place resulting in him being dropped and banned from future Ludwig events.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 24/06/2025
me waiting for my pizza:
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 24/06/2025
Why does the company that makes PAW Patrol sound like they make ergonomic office chairs?
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 24/06/2025
ALT text on social media fascinates me. It seems only recently have people started to actively add ALT text on images BUT- ALT text on the internet is almost as old as HTML itself. When I was learning web development my lecturer would point out every single image that didn’t include ALT text.
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 24/06/2025
So is this what the “extra processing fees” on DoorDash are actually to pay for?
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 24/06/2025
What a godawful take, “bro”. The USA is one of the largest countries in the world and thus their actions set a domino affect for the rest of the world. It’s like saying you don’t need to think about China or Russia’s politics. The actions of these countries affect us all.
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 24/06/2025
You’ve come so far since being conscripted as a child by Lewis the warlord. Proud of you Barry Harry.
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Reaction Memes @reaction-memes.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
That sounds like a threat…
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 20/06/2025
i’m old enough to remember nokia and motorola.
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 20/06/2025
i’m old enough to remember loading screens.
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LordWongy @lordwongy.com · 20/06/2025
i’m old enough to have grown up with vhs.
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