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Lord Inquisitor Tulip

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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
6 week cut progress check in, August 2nd(red shirt) to Sept 16(black shirt). Feeling mostly ok with it, but let me know if you notice any difference(s).
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Next gamer bet will be fun
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Year of the Gym, we have you on a weight training program for next year: year of the "muscular snake". Really training legs, core, and traps for those vertical strength lines.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
*elden ring soundtrack playing*
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Oh I had thought it was your choice, well then I will try to catch your next stream
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Yeah, joined the stream for a bit, but road wifi is spotty. Hope you had a grand, cannibal time
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Without context I am guessing Crusader Kings 3 or Rimworld
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
According to that OSHA document this is what happens if you arent wearing Grade S+ platinum meme protection.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The Oranji Cutie
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just monday vibes
A man in a failed protection suit lying lifeless on the ground. Text reads "died in the backrooms, Mondays am I right?"
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SerpentMythos 🐍💕 Egyptian Enchantress VTuber @serpentmythos.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
hang on, I made it even funnier
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Eternal Laser Tag carpet
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Oh nice, and yeah I do try to fill in the blanks as able. I recall Payday3 being one such case. Although weirdly Dead Island 2 puts great detail into their product designs from energy drinks to whiskey bottles.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"Listen Jesus to the warning I give, understand that I want you to live.."
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Oh that reminds me of so many games where I find a drink, menu, or bottle and want to try and recreate it in some fashion....and the asset was never meant to be looked at too closely so the font is illegible. May you find the screenshots you see in your dreams.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
More burgar>gag reflex
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Reminds me to get back into using my high altitude mask again.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If the maker has the time, making home made mac and cheese is easy to premake to the recipients taste, can easily be tossed in the oven for a time and temp, and made to provide perfectly repeatable leftovers. And brussel sprouts can be halved, oiled, salt/pepper, and baked too.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
When the AI thinks you want a spice addicted Mentat from Dune
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Guess strategy for writing media is: "sus sells"
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Transcendental Sandwiches baguette cheesey chicken disassociation
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Saw this on my way to the gym an hour and a half ago, and really glad my milky protein shake uses pasteurized 2%.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Do not open, perma Mamba Mama Muppet.
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Scarlett @scarlettejade.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i5j...
youtube.com
Everybody Wants To Be a Bodybuilder, But Nobody Wants to Lift No Heavy-ass Weights
YouTube video by Pre Game Sports
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
My condolences for your loss.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
September 2023 to last week. 2.5 years. And even I can see the difference.
September 2023, may be at the end of a cut a bit.Last Thursday.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Snake out here shooting me in the heart with 50bmg of cocktail idea, 100 proof.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Funny story, seeing this was such a boost to my mood that I attempted to recreate a monster by flavor, got fairly close but need to swap the sweetener(was making zero sugar one)
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Another round tricep chest day
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Bicep back day!
Front SideBack
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Frozen throne was a treat. I do miss the RTS story telling of that game. Fortunately other devs felt the same and continued usong it in their games like Iron Harvest.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
A good mood boost, and great feeling after working out my traps/triceps/chest.
Front gym selfie, is it wide enough?Side gym selfie. Probably could have pulled my right arm back a bit, not sure if it looks like I rounded my shoulders.Back trap gym selfie. The camera may have zeroed in on my front detour to the view in the mirror I think is a tad out of focus.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Avada ban Blocker
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Mayhaps, I will have to contemplate how I want to do the most precious primarch boi.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
So close the goal, then I will have to make another. What Primarch shall be drunk/discovered next? #warhammer #40k #cocktails
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A great array of art, from a lovely artist.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Well tried to copy the pose, but couldn't get the right angle for the left arm. Either way, proof you are an inspiration and a good Before image for yhe future After.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Not like I needed motivation, but I now have it in spades to workout just as hard as Scarlett! Here's to the bodybuilder who has been a huge influence on my own fitness journey.
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Scarlett @scarlettejade.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Lost 5lbs but still looking ok i think
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Looking OK? Scarlett, there are likely many people who got lost in your muscle definition or inspired to work out harder...I am definitely going to work out extra hard tonight at the gym to get arms and legs like those. #goals
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
@serpentmythos.bsky.social When does the MILFening begin? Is it gradual or did you walk out of bed extra sexy? #inquiringminds
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The stage is set. The time arrives. March Needs MAMBA MILFS.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I may have energy drinks on the brain because I thought the logo and shape was like a riff on Reign Energy drinks. Then my eyes noticed the lighters. Well done on getting all them wrapped
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Later, apparently he not only thought I was helping, but said "Brother [tulip] would help by writing down some of my more meaningful quotes".
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Funny story: literally did this in undergrad. A preacher would visit once a year and proselytize about at my liberal college, including pill is abortion, sex outside of marriage is witchcraft, and nothing was being taught in schools since prayer was banned. I wrote it all in chalk around his feet.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
A certain Canadian Crow sent me this image and it inspired me. So I decided to not just make it real, but make two versions(during the founding of the imperium and the fall of the heresy), and also a layered cocktail for it. If this gets 10 likes I will do another 40k character of that period.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I will keep pumping for that swolesome future
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Welp that's motivation for Tricep/Chest day tomorrow...
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Alright been having some fun in the Division 1. I also am itching for another cocktail challenge for this weekend. So here is the pitch: send me a screenshot and location of a bar or gang base in the map of the game and I will pick a few to treat as if I would serve cocktails at the location.
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Lord Inquisitor Tulip @lordtulip.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
What about a truce between the hating part and the self promoting part? Can I 1940s Casablanca myself?
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