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Lord Snowdon BSH

@lordsnowdon.bsky.social
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A sweet, shy, British Shorthair who occasional channels his mom’s opinions. My mom loves hiking, cycling, and is proud of being a cat lady

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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It’s not the rattlesnakes or the bears or the mountain lions, or the steep, narrow trails. The real danger is in getting to the trail head, and not getting your car broken into once you are there.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This does not account for sessions with the employees explaining why a negative review is justified, or why a positive review doesn’t come with the raise that they feel they deserve.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I find this to be absolutely hilarious. About 75% of being a middle manager is dealing with the middle school bullshit conflicts between the staff, so that they don’t filter up to The Big Boss, or HR. The other 25% is dancing attendance on The Big Boss. Good luck to him.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
So we’re now back to “Bomb them back into the Stone Age”
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Because air travel doesn’t suck enough already, and we need to find ways to make the experience worse. They might be legally allowed to check ID’s, but that goes back to your point. Because who doesn’t want someone checking your ID who could drag you off to some black site.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The chaos is just going to be insane. They have no training in passenger screening. I’m glad I don’t plan to fly anytime soon.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I admit that I would prefer to face a judge or a jury, as opposed to having to pick up a red hot iron bar, or being thrown into a pond.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
“Those tricksey Asians”
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The expression on her face- she looked like she got a whiff of flatulence.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Flower Mound is a little farther out, but Frisco, McKinney, Allen, and Plano all run into eachother like a giant blob. There might be a sign telling you what city you’ve entered, but otherwise, you wouldn’t know.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Someone could have written this in 1850, and it would have been about the Irish.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The family story was that my ancestors were farmers who sold food to the British, and gave it to the Rebels. Since watching Ken Burns’ documentary, I can believe it. They were unmolested, and got to keep their farm
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It’s just a (marginally) more civilized version of Trial by Combat
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I think he ”sundowns” around 2am, the way my 20 year old cat with dementia used to do.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
She looks like she would rather be anywhere else. And is trying to be polite about it.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Two weeks. It’s always two weeks
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
He’s going to take Cuba furniture shopping
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
We sold them to Iran, when we won’t even let Ukraine have them. He just spews absolute nonsense.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This is a bloodthirsty regime
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It’s about drinking out of garden hoses and staying out until the streetlights came on. Never mind that domestic violence and child abuse was mostly considered family business.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Saw some flattering post about how his mom came to seek her fortune in the US with $50.00 in her pocket. Today, she probably wouldn’t have even been allowed ESTA, let alone get past immigration.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I was going to say, Fetterman, or Kristin Sinema. I’ve gotten very skeptical about these unconventional Flavors of the Month.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Or when those little habits you used to think were slightly annoying, even a little endearing, make you want to rent a wood chipper.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
“Are there no true knights among you?” There is Jasmine Crockett.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I always thought Scaramucci’s succinct description of him- the one that described auto fellation- was accurate.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Saw a report for surgery I recently had. I don’t think people realize how much your body is manipulated during surgery- legs lifted, tilted up, down and sideways. It’s necessary, but undignified enough without students “examining“ you.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I always thought rotting Halloween pumpkin. Maybe a baked sweet potato.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Yes, I suspect that Stephen Miller is bitter about the ”ingratitude” of white people in Minneapolis. I think he sincerely thinks that, by getting rid of immigrants, he’s making the world a better place for them.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I worked with a number of law enforcement people during my past life in local government. Most of them had the attitude that more surveillance and fewer freedoms made their jobs easier, and that law abiding people shouldn’t be concerned, as they were “only protecting us”.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
They did eventually make good use of their gas stations.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Ayuh
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I imagine the first time a cat sat on a lap in ancient Egypt.”Look, the small living avatar of the goddess has chosen to bless you!”. I think modern cats look at it the same way
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I see it more as something that doesn’t help anything. It’s like the kids in the back seat of the car saying that they’re sorry drunk daddy took out your family. What difference does it make? Everyone knows some of us are sad, and angry and bewildered. Just feeling that way changes nothing.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The leopards are getting so fat, they can barely waddle.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
They lie. They know they are lying. We know that they are lying. They know that we know. They don’t care, because they think there’s nothing we can do about it. Minneapolis is showing that we can.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
He wants to take Greenland furniture shopping. When you’re a celebrity, they let you do anything.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Those pale pinks are really popular right now. I prefer square, but that’s me.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
He will also announce that he’s taking Greenland furniture shopping
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
True, if you find yourself going into a skid, make sure to slam on the brakes as hard as possible.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I’ve visited my kid in Alaska in cold that wasn’t even as bad as this- the thing is, it sneaks up on you. You step out the front door, and you think- this doesn’t feel so bad. But it is.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This is assuming that Kristi Noem is capable of thinking about de escalation or an exit strategy. This is a woman who thought it would make her look tough to admit that she shot an unruly young dog in the face.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
He knows The Churu Song. Everything else that he understands, he ignores.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Don’t effing call him “Bobby” get that name right out of his mouth, I’m old enough to remember Bobby
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Hostile occupation of a country that is like ice planet Hoth most of the year, where the people who live there are familiar with every square inch. What could go wrong?
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Those Costco herons are 2025’s version of lawn flamingos. I have them on my balcony, and I see them turning up everywhere.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
In other news, Dr Frankenstein indicated he was thinking about lending his cooperation to the villagers in their attempt to hunt down and contain his creation
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Jesus comes home to find that there’s a man hiding in her closet?
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Priming their audience to be accepting when they start killing more middle aged white women
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I decided that I was done with Threads. It has to be home to some of the nastiest people on the internet. Last straw was someone screaming at me for supporting their post- they didn’t f-ing bother to even read it. And it wasn’t the first time.
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Lord Snowdon BSH @lordsnowdon.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
George Washington takes a trip to a modern dentist.
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