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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why don’t you try and take it back?
Jacked Rabbit
X1W
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Creature- Rabbit Warrior 

Ravenous

Whenever Jacked Rabbit attacks, create a number of 1/1 white rabbit creatures tokens equal to its power
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This used to be considered a joke in the late nineteen hundreds, and not a reminder of the abject horror which we are presented with daily.
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Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Make your own celebration cards here! Quote this with your best and worst ones - we want to see them. commandersherald.com/make-your-ow...
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Make Your Own God Pack Celebration Card | Commander's Herald
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God, this guy was the scourge of my playgroup when I started playing. And then Darksteel was released…
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Hey Fryman, you evah heard of dis guy named Adolph Hitler?”
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Robert De Niro as Al Capone with Baseball Bat
ALT: Robert De Niro as Al Capone with Baseball Bat
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Putting business people in charge of every business has, ironically, been an awful idea.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If i fucked up my job this bad, I wouldn’t even get bus fare as severance.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hi yea. I am unfamiliar with the lore of Dune. What is this supposed to be?
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gonna do 6 shots of Midori and then stumble through the worst rendition of Wolf Like Me at this furry con karaoke.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What if instead: a Moomin souls-like?
Moomin looking angry holding a knife, presumably to parry and counter attack.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/lord...
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know it’s not the point, it wtf is up with the lighting here? He looks like the Yellow Bastard from Sin City.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mine sometimes has a raccoon, but usually it’s also just trash.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There it is. Was going to be disappointed in everyone if he didn’t show up.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The clams now have hepatitis. Everyday we get a new food recall that reads like an MKULTRA activation phrase.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Emmet Nervened from “Freakazoid!”
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been thinking more and more how Christopher Walken’s character in View to a Kill was right, and we should have flooded Silicon Valley in the 80’s
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oorah!
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pretty sure that’s not what Revelations 19: 11 says.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nominative determinism strikes again.
I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was teaching a neighbor’s kid how to play using some premodern decks. They got a little cocky after one win so I had to teach them a lesson about combo decks:
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn monkeys paw ass timeline.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When did they add Strong Guy to MvC?
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Right. The formulas. The formulas for Zelda. The formulas chosen specially for Zelda games. Zelda’s formulas.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“A major loss for voters” should just be Americas new motto.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Even the Spooky Ranch? people.com/hidden-valle...
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Hidden Valley Ranch Gets Spooky Makeover for Halloween with Bold Black Coloring and Glow-in-the-Dark Bottle (Exclusive)
Hidden Valley is embracing the Halloween vibes with the release of its first-ever seasonal product. The salad dressing, which is traditionally a creamy white color when not flavored, is getting a spoo...
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Simpsons joke for everything
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The fuck is a “v V punt?” Count is a real word spell check!
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We’ve got that Lies of P sequel coming out soon, so that should bring the v V punt up to two.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You think we can get them to blame rising cost of living on Sonic Inflation?
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tammy, soccer moms are posting guillotine memes and Lenin fan cams. Maybe learn to read the room.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He looks like he’s threatening the Mayor of Metro City
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Final Fight: Mike Haggar and Damnd
ALT: Final Fight: Mike Haggar and Damnd
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Julius Nyerere, seen here with laser eyes, being correct when he said “…America is a one party state, but in typical American extravagance they have two of them.”
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Aww yeah. That’s rhe good stuff.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes but have you considered: what if the bean plants actually grew and then tortured future bean versions of everyone who didn’t help till the magic bean fields? Sounds like we should all help the magic beans. Everyone now give me $64 billion!
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“We’ll go to the next aisle!”
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Haven’t you drawn enough cards?
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hate this line of reasoning. No, I don’t need to have an in-depth understanding of how the thing killing me operates to form an opinion. The fact that it is killing me is enough.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe the Wing Zero Kai would be more fitting for her? What with the angel wings and twin buster rifles.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Turns out training your special forces to do cool carney shit for the cameras doesn’t actually translate to the battlefield.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Video needs a scare chord when he turns his head.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We should be coming up on “Mamdani wants to kill Chirstmas and Jesus” season soon, so we’ve got that to look forward to.
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Each day of existence disproves at least 4 major religions.
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