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Lord McPee

@lordmcpee.bsky.social
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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bro is just determined to lose the midterms.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I will never forgive RBG for being a selfish old idiot.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They don't care about abortions at all. Most politicians have paid for one or more. They just want to enact policies that give them control over you. They will literally piss inside your dead skull just because they think they can.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How does he always manage to look wet?
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is literally impossible to make something so stupid sound smart. That is how you can tell something is racist. It's incredibly dumb sounding no matter how you say it.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're all fucking criminals who will piss on you while you die for a couple of bucks.
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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a lot easier to convince voters that Republicans are wildly corrupt if you don't have to simultaneously explain away examples of Democratic corruption
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
None of these people should have a moment of peace until they are tried and convicted or they choose to switch it all off
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please do sir. Your people need you!!
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Garbage people with garbage takes.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This person is weirdly sensitive to this topic
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Listen, Dolly was an amazing woman and entrepreneur. But given the current situation I am not inclined to take her advice on this one.
kiplinger.com
Lessons From Dolly Parton: 7 Steps to Try to Avoid Estate Disputes
From no-contest clauses to security protocols, planning heads off family disputes before they start — sparing your loved ones additional stress.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our entire economy is propped up by empty AI investment and gambling debts. It is definitely going to crash. Soon.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are people actually saying this?
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No successful dictator would have backed down on this. They're pussies.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just an absolute piece of shit. Can't wait for him to fucking disappear.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am not a sentimental person. But people are and there is no way that this shit goes on for 2 more years.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You gotta be a real piece of shit to hate this guy.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lol imagine being kicked out of the ACA just weeks before you have an opportunity to vote against the party that did it to you.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Man the Democrats are about to own Congress and do absolutely nothing of value.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"this is the way we have always done it." Is not an acceptable argument. It's chicken shit.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fine, whatever. The self inflicted wounds have already crossed the event horizon.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was just recently at universal for a family trip. There is zero possibility for a single ride to make such a stink. This is either a frivolous claim or an effort by the park to make hay
deadline.com
‘Fast’ New Rollercoaster At Universal Studios Has Neighbors Furious On Opening Day; Community Meeting Planned
'Fast' New Rollercoaster At Universal Studios Has Neighbors Furious On Opening Day; Community Meeting Planned
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A nation held hostage by the pure conceit, disdain, and malice of one sociopath. So absurd. And every silicon valley tech dickhead thinks they can do it better
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Christian Nightmares @christiannightmare.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you'd like to support the work I do exposing Christian Nationalism and calling out evangelical hypocrisy and abuse, you can do so here paypal.com/ncp/payment/... or by becoming a paid subscriber to my Substack: christiannightmares.substack.com/subscribe
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
These people are all dying off. He should be getting his affairs in order instead of scolding people for wanting a better world.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Omg! I was like where do I know that song from lol amazing.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is just as blatant as you can be to say you have no interest in protecting marginalized people.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is literally the funniest way to ratfuck the Republicans ahead of the midterms.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kash Patel is about to send out a recruiter
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man, Ed Sheeran really stepped in it.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory self-regulated.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mail in ballots are being allowed. So hear comes the begging.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You should probably turn off QTs too you fucking loser.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel like Ed Sheeran would be in less hot water if he had just ignored Macklemores comments
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Talk about a catch 22. A hot poker to the balls sounds better.
politico.com
Newsom says he won’t run for president if Harris runs again
“I don’t know if she runs but we’ll see,” Newsom told CNN in an interview posted Monday.
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Statement on Spacegodzilla @reik483.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I like the one about chugging horse cum
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Let the Kennedy Center close. Who cares. Fuck that piece of subhuman shit. We can build another one later.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@eskay520

I don’t know if I trust this pilot 

(picture of a stuffed Spheal in an airplane cockpit)

I DIDNT REALIZE ITS 9/11 IM SORRY
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today is a big day for people around the US to sniff their own farts and feign humility and reverence over 9/11.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things are going great!!
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No they werent
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Magic trick
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love pooping outside with my dog too!
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
GG Allin's mother seems like a very normal person and that is a weird juxtaposition.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There is a guy who looks like Liev Schrieber in the original Mad Max.
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Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's a fucking timeshare scam.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Jellyfish
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