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Jarvis McCrary

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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The Right is so desperate for people to think Charlie Kirk's shooter was a Leftist. They'll do anything to prove the Left is more violent, but the one thing they won't do, is commit less acts of violence
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Republicans are supposed to exist to create a balance within our government. Unfortunately they are too far gone to serve a purpose anymore
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Trump literally picked his entire administration according to their cultish loyalty
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Nobody is stupid enough to believe his lies. *Checks notes Wait sorry, my bad. Tens of millions of people are stupid enough to believe his lies.
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I very much doubt that. He's on the list too. Stop acting like Republicans with your stupid, un-fact-checked shit
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
The nice thing about the kind of lie that Miller is pushing here: 1) There's nobody who can sue you for defamation 2) You can't sue government officials/representatives for anything anyway Republicans know this very well and they're never not exploiting it.
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Easy with the hyperbole there, BTC. There is an explanation for the minute and the fact that it was edited, doesn't necessarily mean there's deception. We can always lean into the fact that the administration is pretending like they have no idea who Epstein's clients were and Trump was his BFF
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Trump can wave his hand and say "Epstein never existed" like the Force, but only for dumbfucks and Republicans will nod their heads
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
No conspiracy theories needed. Just listen to his words and look at his actions. It's all painfully obvious to anybody who is paying attention or not in his cult
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Wow, I didn't even know about this
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I mean, it's great that some of them are pushing back on the whole Epstein thing, but I guarantee you that will all end, as soon as they've received their next set of talking points, spoon fed to them by rightwing media.
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Better dancer than me
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Imagine you're a young girl and that disheveled, sweaty, stinky troll is grunting and rutting all over you
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The Halfway Post is a satire website. As far as I can tell, there are no whispers of Trump talking about suing Musk
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Absolutely this
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
They say the book is better than the movie and the movie (I saw the 2002 version) is magnificent
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Lmao, these cultists
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The Republicans HAVE to be intending to stay in power permanently. There's no way they're going to hand over the level of power they have seized to the Democrats
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Such a good point
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
We need smart, pragmatic leaders. Not Magical thinkers.
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
My guess is, Biden infiltrated their super secure vault, Mission Impossible style, and stole it
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
This is what MAGA thinks
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Weird, when the client list was "sitting on her desk" back in February thehill.com/homenews/515...
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Bondi says Epstein client list ‘sitting on my desk’ for review
U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi is in the process of reviewing the alleged “client list” of convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, as directed by President Trump.
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Little known fact: Christians and Muslims both believe Jesus is the messiah. Look it up.
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
It's fucking prophetic. Like, I realize everything that's wrong with the Democratic Party, but at least they're not the "fuck everybody but Billionaires" party
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Plot twist: it's just Tom Araya, Zakk Wylde and Charlie Benante
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I don't think his heart is fully in playing Metal anymore. But I'm glad he's doing these shows with them
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but eventually one has to accept that there are no benevolent reasons they want to be politicians.
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
And now they're creating a nationwide database of all American citizens and floating the idea of mandatory biometric trackers and the rightwing conspiracy theorists are just crickets.
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Where'd the stick go
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Laws are for us. Quality of life is for them. Any questions?
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Yeah, it's actually more like 2 billion www.forbes.com/sites/danale...
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How President Donald Trump More Than Doubled His Fortune In One Year
Trump came one ruling away from losing control of his empire. Some counted him out, but his supporters hung on, supplying votes and money needed for a historic comeback.
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
He's also made at least $80,000,000 exploiting the office. But, I'm pretty sure it's a lot more.
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
You're so correct. It's literally the whole theme of the constitution
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The constitution is not ambiguous about this. Any person born in the United States is a citizen. Aside from some Justices blatant corruption, some of the "conservative" Justices are the most partisan this country has ever seen.
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
When did he say this? I can't seem to find a link
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I'm sure they want them for totally benevolent purposes
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Everything is always about making life harder for everyday Americans. Usually you can draw a pretty direct line between that, and making life easier for rich people, but when you see them trying to put more gun silencers on the street, it begins to look like they're making life harder just for fun.
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
It's gross watching grown men act like they do
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Cuomo should switch parties they'll vote for him BECAUSE he's a sex pest. Bonus points for actually raping somebody
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Oil companies right now
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Why is the left doing this to me
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
You couldn't make this shit up
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Yeah, I kept messenger, too. It's not feeding us ads there, so they're not really making any money that way
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"There's no way of knowing who's not paying more than they can afford for healthcare, but I know it's 20%. Also, buy my special cure all elixir.
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Leave Facebook. I did, like 6 months ago. He's bending the knee to fascism and making ad dollars doing it
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Jarvis McCrary @lordjarvis.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
They still haven't admitted they were lied to the first 10,000 times
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