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Dani(They/Them)- comms CLOSED reopening November @angusburgers.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
anyone else remembers this fine Halloween classic
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
#deltarune #undertale #homestuck
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Okay I'm gonna be honest; I don't want to do this bit anymore, I want to make friends again. It's been difficult without having any sort of social media presence, so I decided to come back here to make some. Who wants to be friends
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Okay I'm gonna be honest; I don't want to do this bit anymore, I want to make friends again. It's been difficult without having any sort of social media presence, so I decided to come back here to make some. Who wants to be friends
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I FUCKING KNEW IT. YOU ALL OWE ME. tumut #LORDENGLISHFACTS
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
HONK.
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I MISS DRAWING. IT HELPED ME COPE. WITH THE HARSH REALITY. THAT IS BIGOTRY.
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
HAPPY "VALENTINE'S DAY." #HOMESTUCK #LORDENGLISHFACTS
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
DELTARUNE TOMORROW. #HOMESTUCK #DELTARUNE #LORDENGLISHTRUTHS
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CALIBORN NuMBER 1 @imgreased.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Lord English #art #homestuck
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I *ALWAYS* DELIVER. #HOMESTUCK #LORDENGLISHFACTS
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
ME AND MY "GANG". DO WE "FUCK WITH" IT? #HOMESTUCK #LORDENGLISHFACTS
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
FUCK. #HOMESTUCK #LORDENGLISHFACTS #VERY #AGREE
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSS. IT IS *MY* FUCKING YEAR NOW. #BORNAGAINENGLISH #HOMESTUCK #LORDFAGLISH
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
YOU WILL NOT. STOP TRYING TO COPULATE WITH ARTIFICIAL BEINGS. HONK.
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chronologicAbstraction [ALDER] @mimhead9.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Hey man, turn that art block, into an art ball, and keep it rolling! I believe in you!
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I APOLOGIZE. FOR MY PROLONGED ABSENCE. I AM SUFFERING "ART BLOCK". FORGIVE ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO PROVIDE FOR YOU ALL. #VERYSORRY #LORDENGLISHTRUTHS
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
NEW YEAR. MEANS NEW ENGLISH. AND NEW ENGLISH. MEANS NEW ART. #HOMESTUCK #LORDENGLISHFACTS #BORNAGAINENGLISH
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I CAN PRETEND TOO! WATCH ME PRETEND. TO BE HETEROSEXUAL. Hello. I am not sure if we've met! My name is Callous Birn, but you may call me by my royal title "Lord of the English". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCKING PRICELESS! #HOMESTUCK #LORDENGLISHFACTS #JOLLYLORD
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
FUCK YOU.
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
MERRY KRINGLEFUCKMAS. #HOMESTUCK #LORDENGLISHFACTS
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Callie Callie C4llie Callie @sunslammer.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
hawkeye davesprite tuah spit on that turntech!
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
EVERYYAOI FEAST YOUR SPECTACLES. ON THIS AMAZING DISPLAY OF HUMAN HOMOSEXUALITY.
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Timber 🏳️‍⚧️ (used to be troll kamala) @docscratch.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
heres your daily dose of yaoi, sorry its selfship
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marvy ☁️ COMMS OPEN @coffinjest.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
#homestuck #dirkstrider 🐿️
black text caption at the top of the image: Me watching the squirrel outside my window blink my full legal name in morse code

drawing under caption: dirk strider leaning forward, looking straight ahead. his face is one of either shock or amazement, up to you. his skin is darker in colour, with scars on his shoulders and face. he has gold ear piercings in both ears. he has a black tank top. his hair is off-white, thicker in texture and messy, going in every direction. he has his black triangular sunglasses, you can see his orange eyes on the top of the sunglasses -- they are styles to appear like wide thin circles with a smaller dot in the center of them.
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I HAVE RETURNED. FROM THE FIERY PITS OF HELL. THAT YOU ALL KNOW AS SCRATCH'S APARTMENT. #HOMESTUCK #LORDENGLISHFACTS #BORNAGAINENGLISH
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Timber 🏳️‍⚧️ (used to be troll kamala) @docscratch.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
guess what. thats right. more trollsona art #homestuck #trollsona
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Oh. It seems we have a visitor. No worries, though. Time will continue ticking, and I will continue talking. Ha ha. #Homestuck #ScratchTricks
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
WHAT? NO. WHY IS THIS. THE FUCKING QUESTION. THAT YOU PICKED? FUCK YOU SCRATCH. LET ME OUT OF HERE. DIPSHIT. Okay that's enough, goodbye English. #Homestuck #ScratchTricks #LORDENGLISHCRIESFORHELP
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I have given English permission to answer one question. I will pick the one I like the best. #Homestuck #ScratchTricks
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Jade Harley's Rage @gardengn0stic.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
you little fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half ill shove your asses so far down your throats that when you crap youll sing fucking my chemical romance tl;dr BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GARF GARF WOOF GGRRHHHH
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Jade Harley's Rage @gardengn0stic.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
update.. i think jade might be waking up soon? i just saw her flinch a little! she might be somewhat okay! ...at least i hope she is. anyway i'm gonna tap out, she might possibly be good. john egbert out! -EB #homestuck #blueskaia #johntegberttips
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ALT: a cartoon character with a green heart on his chest is standing in a dark room .
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
John has returned. You're welcome.
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
After doing an anonymous poll amongst eighteen people, it has been decided that I shall continue being an excellent host for the next seven sweeps. Enjoy my presence. #Homestuck #ScratchTricks
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
// Hey im gonna have to stop the gimmick for an indefinite amount of time cus my phone is rlly fucking messed up rn and it has me rlly stressed out and nothing im doing is helping God i hate iphones
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The way you all are acting toward me is exactly the reason why English won’t come back. He’s manipulated you all into believing I’m a bad guy. If I am a bad guy, then he is as well. We all know how stories end. The villain always gets defeated. #Homestuck #ScratchTricks
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
English keeps pestering me regarding his strawpage site. He keeps asking for permission to answer questions again. However, I know that even giving him the opportunity to do such thing will result in a sabotage of my mission. Hee hee. #Homestuck #ScratchTricks
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october mama @oktoramaa.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
i hope that wherever they are that theyre having a lovely time
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
// breaking the gimmick rq to say that yes doc scratch is a controversial character to do a gimmick as i get that i just wanna have fun man!!!! also do not mention scratchs pedophilic acts under this gimmick im gonna pretend this one isnt as shitty as the canon one 🙏 I hope you guys arent uncomfy
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
He is doing just fine. Do not worry.
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Hello. #Homestuck
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
[o] Time is running out. Enjoy it while it lasts. Hee hee. #Homestuck
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
t1ckt0ck.straw.page #homestuck
t1ckt0ck.straw.page
t1ckt0ck's strawpage
Made with StrawPage
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
ummmmm.
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Jade Harley's Rage @gardengn0stic.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
bec is looking extra green today! hi bec! #homestuck #blueskaia #hibecpleasedonttacklemewhileimwalkingoutside
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
uhh guys? what’s going on with that lord english strawpage… #homestuck #johnworld
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
man i want to give a try at drawing yaoi and yuri and yuraoi stuff for all of you guys but… i’m not exactly the beeest artist? i mean i could try if you guys want me to but for frame of reference here: #homestuck #johnworld
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a @lordenglizh.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
i’m looking through this strawpage link thing in my bio and damn you all really liked lord english? i’m still very confused about everything but it’s clear that he changed in some sort of way to justify this… appreciation?? i don’t know it’s like how i used to feel about nic cage sort of
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Jade Harley's Rage @gardengn0stic.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
i wonder if any of me and johns friends are on blueskaia do dave and rose use it from time to time? i am kind of curious #homestuck #blueskaia
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