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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

It's not the size of the Dom in the Leatherpants, it's the Domlyness of the size of his... Wait hold on I had this a minute ago

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 03/03/2024

I AM THE LORDLYEST AND THE DOMLYEST AND MY LEATHERPANTS ARE TOO. We're tied. ME and MY Leatherpants are equally the Lordlyest and the Domlyest. Or something. I was told there'd be no math

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 11/02/2024

MY Leatherpants are so Domly... ... ...you're supposed to ask "how Domly are They?" ... ...anybody?

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 23/12/2023

This weather doesn't bother ME at all. MY Leatherpants aren't technically waterproof, but They radiate so much Domlyness that the rain is repelled (actually a lot of people are repelled too... I'm still working on that)

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 22/12/2023

Domlyness is not a skill, nor a state of mind. It is not an essence or something you can learn. It's pants. Leatherpants. MY Leatherpants.

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 12/12/2023

To look right at ME and MY Leatherpants is to risk being sexually overwhelmed and reduced to a drooling idiot. Which must be why all the subs at the BDSM clubs all pretend to ignore ME.

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 09/12/2023

My Leatherpants are so DOMLY that even the bravest subs are afraid to approach ME. Or, it could be the smell. Hmm.

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

I am the LORD thy DomlyDom and thou shalt have no other Leatherpants before ME

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

MY Leatherpants ooze so much Domlyness that it drips down the sidewalk behind me. Once a chihuahua licked some up, and turned into a werewolf right on the spot. True story

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 13/11/2023

SUBMIT TO ME AND WALLOW IN THE DOMLYNESS OF MY LEATHERPANTS! You know you want to. (side note: it's hard to be MY normal Domly self when the whole post is all-caps. How are you to know what I extra-capitalize for self aggrandizing?)

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

I can't go trick-or-treating because MY Leatherpants are so Domly that They melt all the nearby candy

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 26/10/2023

MY Leatherpants taste a thousand times better than pumpkin spice latte. At least, I assume so. They're too tight for ME to bend over and lick them myself.

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

My political takes are the only valid takes, because I AM LORD DOMLYDOM LEATHERPANTS also I don't have any

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

MY Leatherpants exude so much Domlyness that you can use them to condition other leatherpants! But they'll never be as Domly as MINE.

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

Pumpkin spice has NOTHING on the sheer musk of MY LeatherPants. Inhale the Domlyness and swoooon!!!

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 01/10/2023

I am THE Lord DomlyDom LeatherPants and I bow to NOONE!!! ...because my Leatherpants are too tight and I can't bend or bow to save my fucking life

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

All MY submissives swear an oath of eternal loyalty and to worship MY LeatherPants every moment of every day. At least, they will whenever I finally get some subs...

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

I am so Domly that no submissive is truly worthy of ME. I guess that's why nobody has offered, anyway.

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

I, Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants, never bow to anyone. It's not a Domly thing exactly, just MY Leatherpants are too tight

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

I am now offering: send me pics of your leatherpants and I will rate them for you! (spoiler alert: they're all inferior. I am the ONLY DomlyDom LeatherPants, and I and MY LeatherPants reign supreme)

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

When I, Lord DomlyDom LeatherPants, walk into a dungeon, literally everyone swoons. On the inside. They play it cool with their guffaws of disdain on the outside, but I know secretly they're all swooning over ME.

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

I am constantly becoming more Domly, and MY LeatherPants are constantly becoming more...uh.. m. um, Leathery? Pantslike? Whatever.

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

Sometimes I think you only love ME for MY Leatherpants. But then, I only love ME for MY Leatherpants, so

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American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

Thanks to @lorddomlydom.bsky.social for the invite code that got me here. 🙏 I hope I can figure out how this thing works...

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 08/09/2023

Sometimes I'm not sure where MY Domlyness ends and MY Leatherpants begin. Which can be a problem in the restroom.

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 08/09/2023

MY Leatherpants are so DOMLY because They're conditioned with the cum of zillions of devoted submissives. That's what the guy on Hollywood Blvd told ME when I bought Them, anyway

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 08/09/2023

On those rare occasions that I remove MY Leatherpants, everyone in the room swoons. Although that might be just because of the smell

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 08/09/2023

I used to put expensive leather conditioner on MY Leatherpants but They are so sexy and domly that the conditioner boils right off. Now I only use random submissive's tears (tears of laughter but whatever)

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

There are no other Leatherpants I am the ONLY Lord Domlydom Leath.... oh crap I stepped in gum

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

No, that's not a roll of quarters in MY pocket, MY LeatherPants don't have pockets they just exude pure Domly.... Huh. I'll be darned. I do have pockets and that is a roll of quarters. Go figure.

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

Sometimes I'm not sure where MY Domlyness ends and MY Leatherpants begin. Which can be a problem in the restroom.

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 05/09/2023

One small problem with being ME is that MY Leatherpants are so Domly that even MY socks bow down to them, and then they get all scrunched up inside MY boots.

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 05/09/2023

On those rare occasions that I remove MY Leatherpants, everyone in the room swoons. Although that might be just because of the smell

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 05/09/2023

MY Leatherpants are so DOMLY because They're conditioned with the cum of zillions of devoted submissives. That's what the guy on Hollywood Blvd told ME when I bought Them, anyway

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

Somebody asked what exactly I am Lord of. Huh?!?!? It's a self appointed title, like Master or Doctor or President. You just call yourself that and people have to accept it. Duh.

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

So very few people are worthy to properly worship and adore MY LeatherPants... which must be why so very few people offer

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

If you want the Ultimate Experience with Lord Domlydom Leatherpants get in line! It extends around the block! ...I mean, there's nobody in it, but I drew a line around the whole block just in case.

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

If I drop a toy I just leave it there. It's not that it's beneath ME to pick it up, although it is, but rather that these PANTS ARE REALLY FUCKING TIGHT

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

It's amazing to ME how many potential subs like to flirt with ME by throwing their drink in MY face. I mean, they're tasty, but I would rather drink them? Come on subs step up your game.

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Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants @lorddomlydom.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

submissives tend to melt when they bend over MY Leatherpants. Like, literally melt. Because they're rubber inflatable dolls. Whatever shut up

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