Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The only Peace prize Donald Trump should get is the Piece of Shit Prize. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Fuck it, ordering in two meals: spaghetti bolognese and lasagne. I'm hungry to the point that I'd eat a low flying duck's arse. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026People trying to say that Trump was just having a laugh about Iran taking out Los Angeles and San Diego... yeah, he wasn't taking the piss. He's an unhinged power hungry despot fuckwit. Midterms. Vote accordingly. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Been away from this platform for a wee while. How the fuck are we all doing? It's an AC/DC listening day for me. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Recovering from back surgery. It's been a process. Great getting old. Still doing roadie shit. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Hey, MAGA fucks who are saying "I didn't vote for this..." You did. You voted for this shitgibbon, and you can deal with the fuckwittery he creates. Make America Great Again? He's destroying the fucking country. 77 million fuckwits voted for this. Absolute laughingstock around the world. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Trump can't stand strong, well-spoken and intelligent women. He stormed out of the interview like a huge cry baby. You got fucking owned, you orange fuckpile, and the world is laughing at you. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 07/05/2026During my roadie years I'd tend to nod off because, y'know, gigs and no sleep, unloading semi trailers, packing semi trailers. Travel. Trump has fallen asleep multiple times on TV in the White House. This narcoleptic fuckbag owns the nuclear codes. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Great tact of Donald Trump talking about not wanting to kill Iranians in front of children. Also, great tact telling a young girl who wants to grow up and play volleyball that she's too short and should stick to soccer. Crushing dreams. His brain is DUST. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Almost coming up to two years and a few months in and Trump is still blaming Biden and Obama for how fucked the US is. Trump will never, ever accept responsibility for completely fucking the US. It's never his fault... 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 07/05/2026The great thing about social media influencers is that I don't watch them and I manage to keep my IQ level intact. Plus I don't contribute to making these talentless hacks rich. Influencer? Go and get fucked. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Once again - people that say "I'm not racist, but...." YOU'RE FUCKING RACIST. Just deal with it, okay? You're racist. End of. If you get offended by being called racist then try not being a fucking racist. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I'll take Roger Waters over David Draiman any fucking day. Draiman wrote messages on bombs before the IDF launched on Palestinians. Yeah, fuck you, mate. 020
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Pete Hegseth quoted the fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction. Embarrassing on every level. You can't make this shit up. Absolute clown show. 011
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 14/04/2026JD Vance wants the Vatican to stay out of politics. So, religion and politics don't mix, yeah? So allow women control of their bodies. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 14/04/2026JD Vance: It would be better for the Vatican to stick to matters of morality. SPEAKING OUT AGAINST WAR IS ABOUT MORALITY, YOU CLUELESS STUMBLEFUCK. Morals? Your fucking boss has no conception of morals. Nor does your whole stupid party. Get fucked, you clown. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Trump said once: "Your questions are inaccurate" Questions cannot be inaccurate. They are questions, you thick shit. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 10/04/2026ORBIT CULTURE have released five albums and all of them have absolutely flawless. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Get this fucking lunatic out now. This is unhinged threats of war crimes, and this war is already a war crime. Fucking hell, how the fuck did it get to this? 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026My years as a roadie helped with how to lift shit. I just can't be arsed lifting fridge, couches, cabinets, mattresses, desks, drawers, everything up 44 stairs. This move is going to be an ordeal. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Moving soon. And yeah, you forget just how much shit you have. You find things and ask yourself, "When and why the fuck did I buy this?" 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 06/04/2026If the latest Trump Truth Social post isn't enough to invoke the 25th, have him impeached and charged, then I don't know what the fuck else it will take. He's committing war crimes for fuck's sake. 010
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Time to re-watch PREDATOR, one of the greatest 80's action movies ever made. Absolutely timeless. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Pete Hegseth spelled backwards is Stupid Fuckwit. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 04/04/2026So you want me to pay an additional $14.99 for the latest series of Law and Order? Despite already having a subscription? Once again, this is why piracy is back. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Once again, headphones mean FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE. I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU ASKING ME WHO I'M LISTENING TO AS SOME SORT OF CONVERSATION STARTER. NOT HERE FOR CONVERSATION. FUCK OFF. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 04/04/2026So a growing number of Trump voters are feeling buyers remorse. Saying they feel betrayed by rising costs in groceries and gas. You voted for a convicted felon, rapist, pedo and a racist. But because you now pay more for eggs and gas it's "Fuck this guy" MAGA, your morals are fucked. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Anyone that says "Immigrants need to assimilate to our culture" can go get their bigoted faces fucked. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Trump said that funding should be directed to war and not medicare, medicaid and daycare. He campaigned on being a President of peace and prosperity. Yeah, how's that shit going? 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Once again, this is why piracy is resurging. Want me to buy or rent Kickboxer on Prime? The movie is fucking 35 years old. And if you buy it, they can still pull it from the library meaning you've paid for something you don't own. Streaming is a self eating industry. 100
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026One of the best feelings is being able to do a shit after you get your toilet unclogged. 000
Reposted by Lord CthulhuSarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 31/03/2026“Trump says UK needs to…” I DON’T CARE WHAT TRUMP SAYS 311674169
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I get why other people from other countries don't grasp that Aussies have meat raffles at pubs and clubs. It really is baffling. Spend money to hopefully win a meat tray. I've seen people buy $50 of raffle tickets and win nothing. 100
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Reading books is a pretty cool thing. Can people get back to doing that? Stop burying your head in your phone. Buy a book, read it, immerse yourself. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Applying for a job is a job within itself. It's a laborious process which can take up to an hour or more, with all these fucking questions and attempts to pry into your personal life. This isn't a job application, it feels more like I'm completing an exam/essay. 101
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Hey, @claireconnelly.bsky.social, are you the same person I used to follow on Twitter before I decided to fuck it off? If so, hello again! If not, kindly accept my apologies and enjoy the rest of your night. Regards, LC 100
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Always fucks me off when commentators say "Don't go away, we'll be right back..." You're the one fucking off, I'm here waiting for the fucking game to start. Beer in hand. I'm not going anywhere, fucking start the fucking game. 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 01/04/2026That national address was like my sex life. Forgettable and "I probably should have done that better". 000
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Fucking Trump going on about faith. He hasn't read the bible. He can't even quote a passage. Man of faith? You're an adulterer, mate. What does the bible say about that? Or does he need the pop up version of the bible? 000
Reposted by Lord CthulhuViolet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Please spread the word: early bird registration is now open for the conference I'm helping with next month! Any kind of share helps (repost, email, pneumatic tubes, screaming) and it's for an excellent cause that's more timely than ever: www.wgtn.ac.nz/stout-centre...wgtn.ac.nzKia Tika, Kia Pono—For A Just Society | Stout Research Centre for New Zealand Studies | Te Herenga Waka—Victoria University of WellingtonJoin us for a kōrero to imagine, articulate, and collaborate for a just society. 03528
Lord Cthulhu @lordcthulhu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026How mosh pits used to be. No phones. Just straight out headbanging and utter insanity. Busted noses, broken ankles... www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHjn...youtube.comYouTubeShare your videos with friends, family, and the world 000
