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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 1h

these noodles taste like uncle pussy

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 2h

a friend in need's a friend indeed a friend with sneed is better

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 2h

me after setting boundaries: i'm lowkey like a master manipulator

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 19h

bad week on twitter to be a non binary lesbian with a non binary partner

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

OCTOBER 4TH 2006 HAPPY 20 YEARS TO THIS VIDEO

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

me hyping myself up to watch sailor moon crystal: the animation gets better. the animation gets better.the animation gets better.the animation gets better.the animation gets better.the animation gets better.the animation gets better. the animation gets better.

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

so fucking pissed off. theres a niche artist i love whose been cranking out beautiful sailor saturn fanart since 1997 and he's an ai chud now

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

remember when g5 was leaked by a fucking duvet cover

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

roacholin is squidbob if you really think about it

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I love it when lanolin makes me sleep on the couch!!!!!!!!! 🥴

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

are the masses finally waking up to the fact that lanolin was sabotaged by her own writing

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i'm literally postponing getting a haircut because i've now had SIX MOTHERFUCKERS tell me that i look like facty. i don't even know who facty is. i don't know what fact attack adventures is. it looks like it was made in a lab to birth as many yumeshippers as possible.

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

lesbians when they see a sleeveless vest: kinda getting sally acorn vibes from this

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

how your parents look at you when you get diagnosed with a disorder caused by childhood trauma

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Europeans are professionally racist but they still don't know the difference between roma and romanians

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One time I was discussing my parts to my therapist and he said "is sonic here?" No. No he isnt. Sonic has never been here.

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

nhs app sent me a number to chase up my referral so i called it and they were like "sorry mate we dont do rheumatology" OK BITCH???!!!!

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

LOOKED AT MY MOMS PHONE AND SHE FUCKING FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER I SNATCHED THAT SHIT SO FAST AND UNFOLLOWED ME HOW THE FUUUUUUUCK DID SHE FIND ME

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

how it feels to teach people how to cheat the nhs

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

just found out the chance of mirtazapine causing psychosis (which happened to me) is like 1/10,000 and i'm just extremely unlucky

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

me personally my life goal is to get into berghain. not for the gay sex or drugs but for the ice cream they allegedly serve

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

when i was 11 i would play on this mc server called woodycraft and it had a creative world and people would keep making gay sex clubs and they would rename blaze rods to dildos and sugar to cocaine and anyways i still cant look at blaze rods the same to this day. thats a dildo

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

just dissociated and felt utterly fucking soulless for ~30 minutes and then immediately came back and got passionate about buying more masculine glasses and getting a masc haircut Yep The Guy Is Here

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i think the worst part of this dissociative disorder is that the different "parts" of me have different friends so i will blow off my friends and think "not my problem, passing it to the next guy" and the next guy aint fucking here

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ok roach idw review this new arc looks promising and i really like it. im a big fan.

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

KITTYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

when you transition you have to pick a family member you want to look like and pray

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I KEEP GETTING TIKTOKS OF MY FUCKING COLLEGE

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

no one told me that mojang literally scans the pixels of your minecraft skin and bans it if it looks naked. cant even be verity in minecraft anymore. because of woke

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

nothing will ever compare to the inside jokes you have with the lads on minecraft

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One thing I cant wrap my head around about america is gas station pills. What do you mean you can go to the gas station and buy this random ass pill called some shit like "BONER SWAG 5000" with some crazy packaging and you dont even know what's in the pill. How is this legal

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tell the most FUCKING ANNOYING recurring theme in your dreams Mine is "i am back at school AGAIN for SOME FUCKING REASON and STILL BEING FUCKING BULLIED" I still have the layout of my primary school fresh off the top of my head because of this

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if the hit greek synthpop duo marsheaux has no fans im dead

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

its just crazy that none of this exists anymore

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if youve got the september sickness i would like to come forward and say i was patient zero. yeah i combined indonesia flu with england flu. sorry everyone

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roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole @lordcanti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

you ever find some bullshit on spotify and know that if you showed your dad he'd say "yeah me and big dave used to drop acid to this in 1992"

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