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Charlie

@lordbalmung.bsky.social
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Car bro, computer builder, TTRPG fan, cook. Quasi Carribean. Kinkier than my curly hair

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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was a Harry Potter kid I did the midnight releases lining up for the book. Joanne’s behaviour is toxic at best. Put the books down. Let go and read something else pick up a new series. I keep going back to “The foundation Series. There are plenty of good magical series that don’t support terfs
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nothing quite like watching a movie with your mother and cackling over the amount of dead Nazis in it. Good times good times
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bastids BBQ day two at the Bentway and it’s already going crazy
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There are few things as satisfying as when you manage to get a new plug in first try and it’s comfortable.
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Blow job handle installed! Who wants some suck suck
Top knot?
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger. Mountaintop Hoods Pitcher Cat Supranational Union
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love Soca, but damn, Trinis ent ever beating the allegations that we does horn. “Last Train” by Mical Teja is a bop but not helping the image. And I here just a whole polyamorous (though somewhat Demi) slut. “Why leave when the soon to be husband gets in? horn him too!”
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Either give us proper physical media or stop killing access to our purchases
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So much walking this weekend. My back is releasing and I’m moving overall just better
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The way lacrosse beats my ass every time I eat dairy. Woooo lawd
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Should I post some of the single tail videos to my Bluesky. Hrm decisions decisions
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Some fun with @nerdz-the-pup.bsky.social we’re at camp and did a bright wax play
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So that’s what it feels like to Dom again. God that felt good
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Basically
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You know the trope of parents not knowing game consoles? Yeah my mother is not that. She saw the Jones Soda collaboration with Fallout and remembered the years of my sibling and I talking about the Fallout series, and got us each a case. And the Sodas slap
Nuka Cola X Jones
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Today’s TTC adventure. Get let out of work early because the ac at work is fucked. Cool wait thirty minutes at the bus stop with no bus. Hoof it to the nearest subway station. Only a kilometre and a half. Get to the interchange station, get in the west bound train. Get immediately off the train
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hey y’all, I need some help. I have an old big ass couch that was put together as cheaply as possible, and I kind of hate it. I would love your big boy friendly couch options. Something built well able to fit three across. No chaise lounge but very interested in a movable foot rest stool thing
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Every time I visit Montreal I end up wanting to move here. Since when the fuck do I visit two music festivals in two days. But more than that why is my anxiety so relaxed here
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I have been up since 5 and I won’t be able to get to bed until 0100 on Friday at the earliest. Please send risqué photos and or your favourite recipes.
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I took this for the BF @nerdz-the-pup.bsky.social but decided everyone gets some good good
Tummy and titties on a Tuesday!? Aaawe yis
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
On this Father’s Day, I am reminded that my father is often wrong. The best version of hallelujah are as follows: 1: KD Lang 2: basically every Gospel singer from a Caribbean church 3: Rufus Wainright Honorable mention: Leonard Cohen because he wrote the original. And only for that reason.
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
kei trucks. getting over my fear of drawing cars with some lil guys
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Post a robot that’s not from Star Wars or transformers.
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Boris Mlatr: Jenny Wakeman in FEEDBACKER PT. 3
Alt: Boris Mlatr: Jenny Wakeman in FEEDBACKER PT. 3
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Got some marinated bone in skin on chicken thighs and some pork chops on the grill tonight. Going to be dinner for tonight and lunch tomorrow and Friday
we chefin
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Why are you gay?
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CM Punk Performs GTS in WWE Match
Alt: CM Punk Performs GTS in WWE Match
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It’s the flag raising at work. So I’m serving semaphorward
Semaphore fashion
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands/ musicians you’ve seen live Hilltop Hoods Rage Against the Machine Run the Jewels The Afghan Whigs Simple plan Tokyo Police Club Adrian Earle CHVRCHES The Gorillaz Watsky
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It’s a glorious summer day hot out for a walk and now enjoying a cigar
Connecticut reserve cigarSmokey bonesAt peaceHauling
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Some pics I took after some enlarging yesterday
Bawwwwlls
Bewtay Bulge-a-magic
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Well my package arrived and indeed I ordered the same pattern as @letsbebrief.bsky.social
Thong front and curvesBooty butt cheeks
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Forza Horizon 5 Porsche 959 Prodrive Rally Raid
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I met the right people. I drove a trick home and met their partner. They ended up introducing me to my now Dom and the people that would guide me to who I am now. All because I chose adventure
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
If you catch me reposting ai porn I understand if you block me. But know I do my best to not with that shit. Fuck AI and fuck Computer Rendered Artificial Pictures
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Scott Pilgrim Takes Off: Sex Bob-omb Band
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sometimes when giving head I don’t stop for breaks. The dick be testing to good
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
My mother had to explain to my painfully Caucasian father that “No our son getting me sour keys was incredibly sweet negative they’re my favourite.” My father hates sour anything with a passion. Meanwhile Mother, The sibling and I love our mango chow with extra vinegar. And sour keys are goated
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Stereo typed the hell out of Mom today. She was a surprise road trip buddy. she tasked me with getting road snacks. Growing up I almost never saw her snack on anything. But she is black. So I got sour keys. The response: “OMG how did you know these were my favourite?” She even commented on freshness
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
There’s nothing like soft doming your boyfriend until he leaks a literal puddle on the floor. I was equally leaky despite no erection
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Fujoshi Mountain Sect Leader @gin-and-chthonic.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Man why is the Big Links Riddim o one of my favourites. Full Blowns “Good Spirits” definitely being the Jewel
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
There is nothing quite like being so worked up by your boyfriend that you don’t so much leak precum so much as you fire it off because his make out game is that good
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sometimes you see things and have to share. Ooohh @rossz28.bsky.social I feel this is relevant to some of your interests
Smokey and the bandit
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Don’t let the progress back slide. We deserve to be able to be our full selves
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Okay Mom and I are having a very unserious argument. She says a good three rotor engine is the better choice over an inline six. If turbos are involved she says rotary over a v8 and I somewhat agree, except in drag racing where that v8 torque is a huge benefit. She says overall weight matters more
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Also first time since I’ve moved that I’ve done a solo hookah. Hopefully I won’t be for all of the times I break her out. But hoping to get more use because she pretty
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It’s warm it’s nice out, and the rest of the week is rainy and ass. So I’m claiming today as the start of patio season with some Orange Mint Shisha and a pineapple mango smoothy that more resembles ice cream
The gayest hookah I ownCoals on the warmer
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Ah yes they’re coming in great
Curls be curlin
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Going to the orchestra tonight. So of course it was time for Ludicrous shower to deep condition my hair. Bout to have the flyest fluff
Ooh the curls are coming
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Charlie @lordbalmung.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Well that’s a thing, when your short after work nap turns into 8 hours… oops
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